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Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

Started by gmillerdrake, March 28, 2017, 11:40:33 AM

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Podaar

2 for 1 sale on Massengill products in the salad dressing isle.

Lonk

Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

King Postwhore

We now carry the Magnum Condoms.  No, not for you buddy.  For him!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Podaar

Quote from: Vmadera00 on July 20, 2023, 01:00:46 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

"Daddy drinks because you cry!"

King Postwhore

Quote from: Podaar on July 20, 2023, 03:04:24 PM
Quote from: Vmadera00 on July 20, 2023, 01:00:46 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

"In Russia, Daddy drinks because you cry!"

FTFTYS
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Podaar

Quote from: Kinger on July 20, 2023, 03:25:26 PM
Quote from: Podaar on July 20, 2023, 03:04:24 PM
Quote from: Vmadera00 on July 20, 2023, 01:00:46 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

"In Russia, Daddy drinks because you cry!"

FTFTYS

Fixed That For The Young Shits?!

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TAC

Quote from: Kinger on July 20, 2023, 09:16:42 AM
Please leave unwanted frozen food you thoufht you wanted but changed your mind on any open shelf in the store.


I laughed the most at this one because it's so true. Of course, a Kinger's Market sign would have a spelling issue.



You're up Joe!!!
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

King Postwhore

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  Make your own TV slogans but for terrible products.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Lonk

Butt Scratcher: For the times your spouse is not around.

Snow Dog


Podaar

The New Fargo 100 model woodchipper by Ronco. No one will ever find out!

XJDenton

Budweiser: the original flavoured water.
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
― Terry Pratchett

King Postwhore

#3307
At a concert. Will pick a winner tomorrow.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Jamesman42

Printer Ink Cartridges: you'll never financially recover from buying this.
\o\ lol /o/

gmillerdrake

Pubic Pillow - Package those manscaped pubes in this silk pouch and enjoy a comforting night of sleep.

TAC

John Petrucci's Tone Mission: Don't fucking bother
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

Jamesman42

Tone Mission - You still won't be as good as me, n00b.
\o\ lol /o/

TAC

The Thirty Second Pitch Clock: It works in the bedroom too!
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

King Postwhore

Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 22, 2023, 05:13:11 PM
Printer Ink Cartridges: you'll never financially recover from buying this.

And when you use then, it's dried up!  Lol. Winner!
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Jamesman42

#3314
For real!
Also 1 win away from being tied with LHK, I miss that guy.

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  A celebrity wishes upon a star. Who is it and what did they wish for?
\o\ lol /o/

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Jamesman42

I want a who as well, let me edit that in  :biggrin:
\o\ lol /o/

TAC

Clint Eastwood wishes some punk would make his day.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

wolfking

Ben Stiller wished to not to be such a fucking annoying asshole.

wolfking

Dwayne Johnson wished for being able to act.

TAC

Kingshmegland wished for a spell checker.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

King Postwhore

Quote from: TAC on July 23, 2023, 06:00:57 PM
Kingshmegland wished for a spell checker.

Doesn't help me now.

Thanks for the celebrity status though.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

XJDenton

Elon Musk wished he hadn't bought twitter for the memes.
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
― Terry Pratchett

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

wolfking