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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3290 on: July 20, 2023, 01:50:42 PM »
2 for 1 sale on Massengill products in the salad dressing isle.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3291 on: July 20, 2023, 02:00:46 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3292 on: July 20, 2023, 03:25:08 PM »
We now carry the Magnum Condoms.  No, not for you buddy.  For him!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3293 on: July 20, 2023, 04:04:24 PM »
Quote from: Vmadera00 on July 20, 2023, 02:00:46 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

"Daddy drinks because you cry!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3294 on: July 20, 2023, 04:25:26 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on July 20, 2023, 04:04:24 PM
Quote from: Vmadera00 on July 20, 2023, 02:00:46 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

"In Russia, Daddy drinks because you cry!"

FTFTYS
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3295 on: July 20, 2023, 04:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Kinger on July 20, 2023, 04:25:26 PM
Quote from: Podaar on July 20, 2023, 04:04:24 PM
Quote from: Vmadera00 on July 20, 2023, 02:00:46 PM
Free 6-pack of beer with the purchase of 3 boxes of diapers.

"In Russia, Daddy drinks because you cry!"

FTFTYS

Fixed That For The Young Shits?!
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3296 on: July 20, 2023, 04:45:44 PM »
Fixed that for you Yakov Smirnoff.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3297 on: July 20, 2023, 05:47:45 PM »
Quote from: Kinger on July 20, 2023, 04:45:44 PM
Fixed that for you Yakov Smirnoff.

Rolls right off the tongue
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3298 on: July 20, 2023, 06:05:02 PM »
Chad, like in Russia!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3299 on: July 20, 2023, 08:05:23 PM »
Quote from: Kinger on July 20, 2023, 10:16:42 AM
Please leave unwanted frozen food you thoufht you wanted but changed your mind on any open shelf in the store.


I laughed the most at this one because it's so true. Of course, a Kinger's Market sign would have a spelling issue.



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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3300 on: July 21, 2023, 04:20:53 AM »
 :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3301 on: July 21, 2023, 04:23:42 AM »
Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  Make your own TV slogans but for terrible products.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3302 on: July 21, 2023, 05:39:12 AM »
Coors Light:  You know you want it
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3303 on: July 21, 2023, 06:16:09 AM »
Butt Scratcher: For the times your spouse is not around.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3304 on: July 22, 2023, 05:10:17 AM »
ACME Booger Picker - Go for the GOLD!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3305 on: July 22, 2023, 05:21:46 AM »
The New Fargo 100 model woodchipper by Ronco. No one will ever find out!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3306 on: July 22, 2023, 11:26:43 AM »
Budweiser: the original flavoured water.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3307 on: July 22, 2023, 05:12:34 PM »
At a concert. Will pick a winner tomorrow.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2023, 06:15:34 PM by Kinger »
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3308 on: July 22, 2023, 06:13:11 PM »
Printer Ink Cartridges: you'll never financially recover from buying this.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3309 on: July 22, 2023, 07:25:51 PM »
Pubic Pillow - Package those manscaped pubes in this silk pouch and enjoy a comforting night of sleep.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3310 on: July 22, 2023, 07:29:03 PM »
John Petrucci's Tone Mission: Don't fucking bother
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3311 on: July 22, 2023, 07:32:27 PM »
Tone Mission - You still won't be as good as me, n00b.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3312 on: July 22, 2023, 07:36:40 PM »
The Thirty Second Pitch Clock: It works in the bedroom too!
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3313 on: July 23, 2023, 09:54:12 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 22, 2023, 06:13:11 PM
Printer Ink Cartridges: you'll never financially recover from buying this.

And when you use then, it's dried up!  Lol. Winner!
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3314 on: July 23, 2023, 11:01:39 AM »
For real!
Also 1 win away from being tied with LHK, I miss that guy.

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  A celebrity wishes upon a star. Who is it and what did they wish for?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3315 on: July 23, 2023, 02:17:51 PM »
Fiji Water driven Hover car.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3316 on: July 23, 2023, 06:04:03 PM »
I want a who as well, let me edit that in  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3317 on: July 23, 2023, 06:05:15 PM »
Clint Eastwood wishes some punk would make his day.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3318 on: July 23, 2023, 06:58:52 PM »
Ben Stiller wished to not to be such a fucking annoying asshole.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3319 on: July 23, 2023, 06:59:47 PM »
Dwayne Johnson wished for being able to act.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3320 on: July 23, 2023, 07:00:57 PM »
Kingshmegland wished for a spell checker.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #3321 on: July 23, 2023, 07:05:54 PM »
Quote from: TAC on July 23, 2023, 07:00:57 PM
Kingshmegland wished for a spell checker.

Doesn't help me now.

Thanks for the celebrity status though.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3322 on: July 23, 2023, 07:13:29 PM »
Elon Musk wished he hadn't bought twitter for the memes.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3323 on: July 24, 2023, 05:00:06 AM »
James Labrie wishes he could sing.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3324 on: July 24, 2023, 05:30:16 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 24, 2023, 05:00:06 AM
James Labrie wishes he could sing.

 :lol  You live dangerously mate.
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