Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174859 times)

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3255 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:15:32 PM »

jingle.boy: Make Kim Jong-Il alive again.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3256 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:30:58 PM »

Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 17, 2023, 07:14:32 PM

hefdaddy42: No.

hefdaddy: Make that bitch shut the fuck up again.

TAC · « **Reply #3257 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:43:12 PM »

Stadler: Let Common Sence Prevail

TAC · « **Reply #3258 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:55:40 PM »

Lonestar: "On my first day in office I will.......visit Japan."

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3259 on:** July 17, 2023, 08:32:46 PM »

KevShmev: Here are the Top 40 things I will do as president....

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3260 on:** July 17, 2023, 08:41:07 PM »

Hefdaddy: You're still a stupid fucking bitch

Chino: No balcony speeches
Chino: Here's your cone

Anyone: The best them

TAC: Make Corals Empty Again

DragonAttack: Rejoin the Monarchy

WildRanger: Objectively better

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3261 on:** July 17, 2023, 08:51:39 PM »

Jingle.boy : Make Middle Fingers Great Again

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3262 on:** July 17, 2023, 10:48:34 PM »

Frankly, my dear, I could donate a yam!

oops....plagiarizing and too late

btw...what would have happened had that big oak tree been cleared, or if Red couldn't remember 'what an a-hole'?

Moving on...
*************

Get back in the sack with DragonAttack!

TAC: Unity FOrever

jingle.boy Will Bring Home The Cup, eh!

Snow Dog: Victorious Over By-Tor Since 1975!

Choose Harmony!

VOTE FOR CHANGE: ~~Kingshmegland~~, ~~King Gizz & Liz Wiz Bizzie~~, uhm, Kinger in '24!

TAC · « **Reply #3263 on:** July 18, 2023, 06:33:18 AM »

Jingle.Boy:"I will give Boston back to England."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3264 on:** July 18, 2023, 07:14:12 AM »

lonestar: Free Healthcare with ever purchase of a Gacharic Spin album.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3265 on:** July 18, 2023, 10:09:05 AM »

Jamesman: We ARE a match.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3266 on:** July 18, 2023, 10:14:36 AM »

TAC: EVER GROCERY PARKING LOT WILL BE STAFFED WITH EMPLOYEES COLLECTING CARTS!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3267 on:** July 18, 2023, 10:19:24 AM »

TAC: I would build a great cart wall. And nobody builds a cart wall better than me, believe me. And I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great cart wall on our parking lot borders and I’ll have grocery stores pay for that cart wall.”

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3268 on:** July 18, 2023, 12:15:54 PM »

TAC: We will put a wall around the Power Windows albums. The wall will be known as the "Sucks & Blows Wall." Believe me it will bw made on the backs of great American metal guitarist!

Stadler · « **Reply #3269 on:** July 18, 2023, 02:35:11 PM »

TACecanoe and Tyler Too!

I, Stadler (the real Stadler, and not the Muppet) propose, inter alia (and among other things) to, a) reduce the divisiveness, b) ban the Political Humor thread, c) outlaw common sense (which is neither common, nor sense), and d) nominate Kiss' "Rockin' In The U.S.A." as the new National Anthem.*

* In lieu of that, I am pledging to make Diamond David Lee Roth our official ambassador to the Europe, Africa, and that portion of Asia that was included on their first two albums.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3270 on:** July 19, 2023, 12:45:46 PM »

Quote from: TAC on July 17, 2023, 07:04:36 PM

Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

Lots of good ones, but the mental picture of a bunch of signs in a crowd with Kingly misspelled gibberish on them is a crack up!

TAC, you're up!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3271 on:** July 19, 2023, 12:52:52 PM »

Yeah, I was pretty sure that one was winning right out of the gate.

TAC · « **Reply #3272 on:** July 19, 2023, 07:54:56 PM »

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman - 3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:
Funny signs you would see in a Grocery store

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3273 on:** July 19, 2023, 07:57:40 PM »

Please return your cart to the corral, asshole.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3274 on:** July 19, 2023, 07:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Snow Dog on July 19, 2023, 12:45:46 PM

Quote from: TAC on July 17, 2023, 07:04:36 PM
Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

Lots of good ones, but the mental picture of a bunch of signs in a crowd with Kingly misspelled gibberish on them is a crack up!

TAC, you're up!

Imagine me holding that sign up tonight at AEW in Boston tonight where I am! Lolol

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3275 on:** July 19, 2023, 08:07:16 PM »

Playing live next Wednesday, Queensryche.

TAC · « **Reply #3276 on:** July 19, 2023, 08:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Kinger on July 19, 2023, 07:57:46 PM

Quote from: Snow Dog on July 19, 2023, 12:45:46 PM
Quote from: TAC on July 17, 2023, 07:04:36 PM
Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

Lots of good ones, but the mental picture of a bunch of signs in a crowd with Kingly misspelled gibberish on them is a crack up!

TAC, you're up!

Imagine me holding that sign up tonight at AEW in Boston tonight where I am! Lolol

Is this the one you held up?

Lonk · « **Reply #3277 on:** July 19, 2023, 08:11:47 PM »

Free Winger CD with the purchase of $50 or more. Winger + Rush's Power Windows with $100 purchase.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3278 on:** July 19, 2023, 08:17:04 PM »

No Tim. No signs here just suplexes.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3279 on:** July 19, 2023, 08:20:34 PM »

Marjorie Taylor Green rap poetry, 7pm tomorrow

Brussel sprouts sold out.

Black light special in the family planning aisle.

Lonk · « **Reply #3280 on:** July 19, 2023, 08:29:39 PM »

10% off of all expired canned food. 15% off moldy bread.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3281 on:** July 19, 2023, 08:41:37 PM »

Spotted Dick

We beat everybody’s meat!

Single price: $1.98. Buy two: $3.98.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3282 on:** July 19, 2023, 09:26:27 PM »

Attention: If the scanner fails to ring your item up, no, it’s not fucking free…

Melons on sale at Big (.Y.)

Oral condoms 69¢ ea

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3283 on:** July 20, 2023, 08:56:20 AM »

Deli does not sell fish. The fresh Salmon smell is our Manager Susan's musk.

Lost children will be given a gallon of their favorite ice cream and a bag of Skittles until claimed.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3284 on:** July 20, 2023, 09:47:17 AM »

Blue Chees Roulette - buy six blocks ... one of them is one-month old mozzarella.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3285 on:** July 20, 2023, 09:56:46 AM »

If you bought "Glazed" Donuts on the morning of 7/13/2023, contact Tom Billing's at Murphy and Sons Lawyer's office. You will be included as a plaintiff in the class action lawsuit

Lonk · « **Reply #3286 on:** July 20, 2023, 10:04:19 AM »

If you touch or smell any fruit, you must purchase it.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3287 on:** July 20, 2023, 10:16:42 AM »

Please leave unwanted frozen food you thoufht you wanted but changed your mind on any open shelf in the store.

Stadler · « **Reply #3288 on:** July 20, 2023, 10:37:21 AM »

Please don't fondle the melons.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3289 on:** July 20, 2023, 12:23:31 PM »

Quote from: Stadler on July 20, 2023, 10:37:21 AM

Please don't fondle the melons.

Or at least ask for permission first.

News: Track-by-track video for Untethered Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1_h0GtAw

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174859 times)