Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174576 times)

Podaar · « **Reply #3220 on:** July 14, 2023, 04:26:02 PM »

Schweet!

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman - 3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Famous movie quotes, closed captioned horribly wrong.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3221 on:** July 14, 2023, 04:32:21 PM »

Nose...bud

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3222 on:** July 14, 2023, 05:31:31 PM »

….”I’m your fu%k buddy…..”……..Doc Holiday - Tombstone

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3223 on:** July 14, 2023, 05:37:07 PM »

“If you bang it……she will cum”. Whisper Voice - Field of Dreams

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3224 on:** July 14, 2023, 05:47:41 PM »

You can’t hand Al the tooth!

Frankly my dear, I could give a f*ck

TAC · « **Reply #3225 on:** July 14, 2023, 05:52:34 PM »

"May the floss be with you"

That's my dentist's favorite line.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3226 on:** July 14, 2023, 08:46:22 PM »

1.21 gigolos!

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3227 on:** July 14, 2023, 09:12:11 PM »

ANDY: Think you'll ever get out of here?

RED: Sure. When I got a long white beard and about three marbles left rolling around upstairs.

ANDY: Tell you where I'd go. See what an a-hole.

RED: See what an a-hole?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3228 on:** July 14, 2023, 09:20:51 PM »

You can’t handle the girth!

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3229 on:** July 14, 2023, 10:40:49 PM »

Life is like a box of Chiclets…

Loo tenant Dan!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3230 on:** July 15, 2023, 04:23:23 AM »

There's no crapping in baseball!

I am your farter

What we have here is a failure to copulate.

Butt. James Butt.

Nobody puts that brat in a corner.

To infinity and balls deep.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3231 on:** July 15, 2023, 07:27:21 AM »

Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!

Their hear!

Lonk · « **Reply #3232 on:** July 15, 2023, 08:58:57 AM »

Pasta la Vista, baby

TAC · « **Reply #3233 on:** July 15, 2023, 09:23:08 AM »

To Xfinity and beyond!

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3234 on:** July 15, 2023, 10:01:05 AM »

Inception: "We have to go deeper!" (I can't feel you in there)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3235 on:** July 15, 2023, 12:03:56 PM »

I love the smell of a$$hole in the morning

Are You tickling me? Are you tickling me?

soupytwist · « **Reply #3236 on:** July 15, 2023, 04:40:36 PM »

I'm wankin' here, I'm wankin' here.

Say hello to my little pony.

TAC · « **Reply #3237 on:** July 15, 2023, 05:21:53 PM »

You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well...do ya, hunk?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3238 on:** July 15, 2023, 06:32:35 PM »

I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of TAC McCracken.

Stadler · « **Reply #3239 on:** July 15, 2023, 06:47:04 PM »

Quote from: Kinger on July 15, 2023, 06:32:35 PM

I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of TAC McCracken.

Lonk · « **Reply #3240 on:** July 15, 2023, 08:26:28 PM »

-"you're without a doubt the worst painter I ever heard of"
"But you have heard of me"

-this is the day you will always remember as the day you almost poked Captain Jack Sparrow

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3241 on:** July 16, 2023, 09:29:44 AM »

Heeeeeere's John!

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3242 on:** July 16, 2023, 09:41:51 AM »

I coulda been a bartender

TAC · « **Reply #3243 on:** July 16, 2023, 12:42:00 PM »

Staaadlerrrrr! Staaadlerrrrrrr!

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3244 on:** July 16, 2023, 01:37:36 PM »

Great timing!

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3245 on:** July 16, 2023, 05:45:19 PM »

Quote from: Snow Dog on July 14, 2023, 09:12:11 PM

ANDY: Think you'll ever get out of here?

RED: Sure. When I got a long white beard and about three marbles left rolling around upstairs.

ANDY: Tell you where I'd go. See what an a-hole.

RED: See what an a-hole?

That is great!

Podaar · « **Reply #3246 on:** July 16, 2023, 07:03:25 PM »

Great stuff so far, lads. I’ll let this go another day to give the weekday posters a shot.

Lonk · « **Reply #3247 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:34:47 AM »

You're going to need a bigger bong

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3248 on:** July 17, 2023, 02:48:56 PM »

I’ll be bukkake.

Podaar · « **Reply #3249 on:** July 17, 2023, 03:37:52 PM »

You know, when I posted this scene I was anticipating laughing at the scandalous innuendo and scatalogical brilliance from you degenerates, but in the end, what tickled me the most was the spelling impaired captioners of TAC, DragonAttack, and especially the hard of hearing, poor spelling captioner of Snow Dog!

Quote from: Snow Dog on July 14, 2023, 08:46:22 PM

1.21 gigolos!

Quote from: Snow Dog on July 14, 2023, 09:12:11 PM

ANDY: Think you'll ever get out of here?

RED: Sure. When I got a long white beard and about three marbles left rolling around upstairs.

ANDY: Tell you where I'd go. See what an a-hole.

RED: See what an a-hole?

Quote from: Snow Dog on July 14, 2023, 10:40:49 PM

Life is like a box of Chiclets…

Loo tenant Dan!

All great entries, and a worthy victory. [pat pat]Who's the good boy. You're the good boy[scratch scratch]

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3250 on:** July 17, 2023, 06:14:09 PM »

Awesome! Thanks!

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes, Snow Dog - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman - 3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:
DTF members’ 2024 Presidential campaign slogans

Lonk · « **Reply #3251 on:** July 17, 2023, 06:24:53 PM »

Quote from: Vmadera00 on March 21, 2023, 06:02:19 PM

Make Dream Theater Portnoy-ish again

TAC · « **Reply #3252 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:04:36 PM »

Kinger: Acntios Trolkemo Csabnom

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3253 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:14:28 PM »

TAC: LETS MAKE TIN CAN PHONES GREAT AGAIN!

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3254 on:** July 17, 2023, 07:14:32 PM »

hefdaddy42: No.

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174576 times)