Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174475 times)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3185 on:** July 08, 2023, 01:16:04 PM »

That’s right….you heard me correctly……all of it……all the money the company has left…….put it on Black!

XJDenton · « **Reply #3186 on:** July 09, 2023, 01:25:07 AM »

"We lost HOW much on the bored apes investment?"

Podaar · « **Reply #3187 on:** July 09, 2023, 05:45:50 AM »

"No. I'll keep him here doing some nonescence until 10. That should give us plenty of time, Punkin'."

Lonk · « **Reply #3188 on:** July 10, 2023, 09:28:14 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 07, 2023, 08:54:43 PM

Don’t ever tell anyone I knew those power lines were too low.

Damn

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #3189 on:** July 10, 2023, 10:43:24 AM »

"He's here. Bring out the Gimp."

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3190 on:** July 10, 2023, 12:38:48 PM »

.....yes, AMWAY.....you heard me correctly.

TAC · « **Reply #3191 on:** July 10, 2023, 03:44:07 PM »

"...so I'll let him know the Bud Lights are on him.."

wolfking · « **Reply #3192 on:** July 10, 2023, 04:39:18 PM »

Quote from: Vmadera00 on July 10, 2023, 09:28:14 AM

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 07, 2023, 08:54:43 PM
Don’t ever tell anyone I knew those power lines were too low.
Damn

I think it's safe to say that this response won't be the winner....

I'll let this ride another day to see if we can get a few more responses.

TAC · « **Reply #3193 on:** July 10, 2023, 04:40:29 PM »

"...he told me his name was Chad and he likes cheesy music..."

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3194 on:** July 10, 2023, 06:18:42 PM »

"I can't believe they all drank that coffee after we found the roaches in it"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3195 on:** July 10, 2023, 06:20:18 PM »

……I don’t know……all I know the real estate agent for Spirit Halloween was walking around the office taking measurements so it can’t be good……

Lonk · « **Reply #3196 on:** July 10, 2023, 07:03:05 PM »

Yeah I purposely asked Mike to work that dah so he can't make it to my birthday party...oh key Mike.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3197 on:** July 12, 2023, 11:20:29 AM »

...not sure boss....maybe wolfking was taken hostage and he's just physically unable to pick a winner for this round?

wolfking · « **Reply #3198 on:** July 12, 2023, 04:47:28 PM »

Quote from: Vmadera00 on July 10, 2023, 07:03:05 PM

Yeah I purposely asked Mike to work that dah so he can't make it to my birthday party...oh key Mike.

Okay, let's move this one on. I liked this one, winner!

Lonk · « **Reply #3199 on:** July 13, 2023, 06:09:51 AM »

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman - 3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Your best friend asked you to play his favorite DT song at his wedding. You misunderstood the request and instead...

Stadler · « **Reply #3200 on:** July 13, 2023, 06:24:11 AM »

Gave him a hand job under the table. ("Pull me under")

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3201 on:** July 13, 2023, 08:06:03 AM »

Fuc%ed his Fiancée

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3202 on:** July 13, 2023, 08:42:20 AM »

Played "Misunderstood", a track from Dream Theater's 6th album Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence

Zydar · « **Reply #3203 on:** July 13, 2023, 08:47:48 AM »

Played it at his funeral.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3204 on:** July 13, 2023, 09:15:20 AM »

Played his favorite Donald Trump song.

TAC · « **Reply #3205 on:** July 13, 2023, 09:16:49 AM »

Went on a tirade on the groom’s stepfather.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3206 on:** July 13, 2023, 11:08:23 AM »

recovered from a drinking problem over the course of 5 albums

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3207 on:** July 13, 2023, 11:31:16 AM »

consumed a large amount of DMT and proceeded to feverishly masturbate to completion at every guests table

TAC · « **Reply #3208 on:** July 13, 2023, 11:48:42 AM »

Told the wedding singer that he was way out of tune.

Stadler · « **Reply #3209 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:20:19 PM »

Instituted revolving guest lists.

Banned all video taping by the guests during the ceremony.

TAC · « **Reply #3210 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:23:58 PM »

Started a debate between the Missus Previously and the Missus Momentarily by repeating its not the same since MP left.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3211 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:50:00 PM »

The father/daughter dance was in 7/4.

Podaar · « **Reply #3212 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:57:19 PM »

Played The Mighty Masturbator by Devin Townsend.

wolfking · « **Reply #3213 on:** July 13, 2023, 03:39:13 PM »

Played a Dark Tranquility song instead.

wolfking · « **Reply #3214 on:** July 13, 2023, 03:40:31 PM »

Played SDV as getting married he will never be open again.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3215 on:** July 13, 2023, 03:58:13 PM »

you ask his brother Larry if 5 days from now when they marry if he could be the best man. He says 'sure'.....then you say Neat-o and check your libido and roll to the church in your new tuxedo. When the bride walks down to start the wedding you realize there's one more girl you won't be gettin'

XJDenton · « **Reply #3216 on:** July 13, 2023, 09:00:23 PM »

Played Strapping Young Lad for the first dance.

faizoff · « **Reply #3217 on:** July 13, 2023, 09:35:10 PM »

Your friend gets access to a secret new DT album from the internet and surprises him by playing it at the wedding while beaming as JLB's soaring vocals sing "CRUCIFY RESIST DENY!"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3218 on:** July 14, 2023, 04:16:07 AM »

Since he's not really your best friend, you have no idea... and start a Wild Ranger-esque poll "Which DT song is best for weddings".

Lonk · « **Reply #3219 on:** July 14, 2023, 06:16:16 AM »

Some good ones, others that went in a direction I was not expecting

But this one wins it for me

Quote from: Podaar on July 13, 2023, 12:57:19 PM

Played The Mighty Masturbator by Devin Townsend.

News: Dream Theater Forums: Still "a thing" since 2007.

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174475 times)