Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174446 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3150 on:** July 03, 2023, 08:33:33 PM »

I changed the station from all the talkin and rambling and gabbing and non-stop gibberish. Fuckin loud too!

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3151 on:** July 03, 2023, 09:37:27 PM »

She sure is a beauty. How much does it cost to fill her up?

She sure does need a little lovin’. I got inside and turned ‘er on, and she sounded like she was gonna blow!

Podaar · « **Reply #3152 on:** July 04, 2023, 05:30:16 AM »

She looks like you let a few mexicans in a toyota microbus cornhole her out on the interstate.

I'll trade ya.

You know, it's okay to wash her more than just when it rains.

XJDenton · « **Reply #3153 on:** July 04, 2023, 08:35:57 AM »

"Honestly, with the amount of structural damage, I don't see her moving under her own power again."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3154 on:** July 04, 2023, 11:03:29 AM »

How long have you been driving her like this? Your ball bearings are shot.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3155 on:** July 04, 2023, 11:20:01 AM »

You'll never get to top speed with the curtains flapping like that

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3156 on:** July 04, 2023, 02:43:23 PM »

I don’t understand anything about these new models. You gotta plug a computer in to them to make any kind of sense nowadays. The warning errors are incompressible without the proper connections.

Stadler · « **Reply #3157 on:** July 05, 2023, 09:37:10 AM »

There's a fair amount of body rot, but what's important is what's under the hood.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3158 on:** July 05, 2023, 10:09:08 AM »

you have to choke it quite a bit to really get it going

TAC · « **Reply #3159 on:** July 05, 2023, 12:15:29 PM »

Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 03, 2023, 07:55:56 PM

Well I got my hands up in there and I just got covered in goo.

This made me laugh. It's so whacked.

Winnah!!

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3160 on:** July 05, 2023, 06:39:27 PM »

Woo!

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera, wolfking - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman - 3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Bad things to hear in a restaurant

wolfking · « **Reply #3161 on:** July 05, 2023, 06:49:34 PM »

Hey look, Gordon Ramsey is eating here!

Did you see who the Chef is here, Poppy from Seinfeld!

TAC · « **Reply #3162 on:** July 05, 2023, 06:56:49 PM »

I'll check the steak in a minute, I have to update my roulette's hangman!

TAC · « **Reply #3163 on:** July 05, 2023, 07:18:44 PM »

The chef just threw up in the kitchen.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3164 on:** July 05, 2023, 07:30:11 PM »

“Isn’t that DragonAttack at the bar?”

“So this is the Mrs.. Who was that woman you were here with last night?”

Recommended by Joey Chestnut.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3165 on:** July 05, 2023, 08:00:28 PM »

Just send it out anyways!

Oh shit, a surprise health and safety inspection!

How the hell am I supposed to know what it should smell like? You’re the chef.

It’s RJ’s shift tonight.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3166 on:** July 05, 2023, 10:56:02 PM »

My brother served time with the Chef…..says he makes a mean Carbonara.

wolfking · « **Reply #3167 on:** July 06, 2023, 12:21:11 AM »

Chef, which dish from the menu is this even supposed to be?

Can I order the chicken? 'Absolutely, would you like that rare, medium or well done?.......oh wait'.

Lonk · « **Reply #3168 on:** July 06, 2023, 06:19:43 AM »

We ran out of chicken? let's just use the secret meat.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3169 on:** July 06, 2023, 06:26:48 AM »

No, there's not meat on the menu... we've gone vegan now.

Stadler · « **Reply #3170 on:** July 06, 2023, 07:14:12 AM »

"It's only a finger; surely you can find a lost finger!!!"

XJDenton · « **Reply #3171 on:** July 06, 2023, 07:35:47 AM »

"Hello, welcome to Olive Garden".

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #3172 on:** July 06, 2023, 09:27:21 AM »

Hey, Jon Taffer just walked in.

Podaar · « **Reply #3173 on:** July 06, 2023, 02:08:44 PM »

"Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!"

Stadler · « **Reply #3174 on:** July 06, 2023, 03:11:34 PM »

"One one thousand... two one thousand... three one thousand..."

wolfking · « **Reply #3175 on:** July 06, 2023, 04:05:41 PM »

Sir, if that were the Chef's hair in your food it's not from his head, because he's bald.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3176 on:** July 06, 2023, 10:05:53 PM »

It's our grand re-opening after those botulism cases shut us down last week.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3177 on:** July 07, 2023, 05:37:40 AM »

Me: I'll have what my wife has.

Waiter: I've already had that.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3178 on:** July 07, 2023, 08:26:53 AM »

Catch a Rat - Win a free Appetizer

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3179 on:** July 07, 2023, 10:49:20 AM »

Quote from: wolfking on July 06, 2023, 04:05:41 PM

Sir, if that were the Chef's hair in your food it's not from his head, because he's bald.

Winner!

wolfking · « **Reply #3180 on:** July 07, 2023, 03:45:51 PM »

Will post soon.

wolfking · « **Reply #3181 on:** July 07, 2023, 07:11:41 PM »

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Jamesman - 3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Things you don't want to hear your boss saying as you walk in on him/her on a phone call.

TAC · « **Reply #3182 on:** July 07, 2023, 07:16:01 PM »

Mark is going to be disappointed when he finds out he's fu.....hey Mark!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3183 on:** July 07, 2023, 08:54:43 PM »

Have you heard that new Pyramaze album?

Don’t ever tell anyone I knew those power lines were too low.

wolfking · « **Reply #3184 on:** July 08, 2023, 12:30:28 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 07, 2023, 08:54:43 PM

Don’t ever tell anyone I knew those power lines were too low.

Yeah.....umm....wow....okay...

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174446 times)