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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3115 on: June 28, 2023, 10:31:40 AM »
Being Hef's Bitch
Not a bad gig, all things considered lol
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3116 on: June 28, 2023, 10:39:03 AM »
Try being his son  :millahhhh

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3117 on: June 28, 2023, 10:43:17 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3118 on: June 28, 2023, 11:12:48 AM »
Issa.



Yeah, Issa is the winner.  I knew it too.  Wolfie has posters on his wall.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3119 on: June 28, 2023, 01:03:17 PM »
I don't get it

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3120 on: June 28, 2023, 01:11:29 PM »
I don't get it

I don't get the last dozen or so of 'winning' selections either but it's all about playing to the person who's picking.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3121 on: June 28, 2023, 01:17:06 PM »
Issa is a Norwegian "metal" singer that Kade slags constantly.  She is to him as Winger is to Tim.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3122 on: June 29, 2023, 07:12:11 AM »
I don't get it

I don't get the last dozen or so of 'winning' selections either but it's all about playing to the person who's picking.

I get it, and I'm (sort of, but not really) sorry for that. I thought that was a funny in-joke.  I rarely see Wolfking get worked up, but it seems that this artist "Issa" (never heard her, myself) has a knack for triggering that response. He sometimes gets apoplectic in the thread when she's mentioned.  So to see that as actually his guilty pleasure, I got a chuckle out of that. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3123 on: July 01, 2023, 06:05:34 AM »
Do I still win if I lied?  :biggrin:  I knew I'd get you guys.  Yeah Bill bit of an inside joke from a while back that never really gets old it seems.

I will admit for the sake of the win, there is one sing of hers I did like written by Robert Sall.  And a nice solo from him too.


Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera, wolfking - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene;

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Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3124 on: July 01, 2023, 06:48:20 AM »
Arrive
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3125 on: July 01, 2023, 07:22:49 AM »
Wear white capri pants with thong sandals.

Pass out deodorant to everyone around you

Arrive in hockey pads and a full shield for the mosh pit.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3126 on: July 01, 2023, 07:45:08 AM »
Show up with TAC.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3127 on: July 01, 2023, 08:20:53 AM »
Wear a Taylor Swift t shirt.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3128 on: July 01, 2023, 09:10:36 AM »
Smoke a Joint you found in a Johnny on the Spot   (I did this at the 2000 Ozzfest  :()

Try to navigate a pit circle the opposite direction

Make out with a chic that has more piercings than white blood cells

Arrive Sober
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3129 on: July 01, 2023, 09:21:05 AM »
Go with Lithojazzosphere and have him explain and describe every fucking nuance as it happens.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3130 on: July 01, 2023, 09:23:29 AM »
Ask the person standing next to you when the headliner takes the stage "Are you ready to Rock?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3131 on: July 01, 2023, 01:59:05 PM »
Sit down

Wear Nickelback merch

Say you wished Issa was opening instead
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3132 on: July 01, 2023, 02:15:02 PM »
Watching other guys pee
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3133 on: July 01, 2023, 03:02:52 PM »
Clap your hands and cry when your favorite song comes on.

Ask them to turn it down, it's too loud.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3134 on: July 01, 2023, 03:10:09 PM »
Wear an oxford shirt. ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3135 on: July 01, 2023, 03:13:20 PM »
Request 'Freebird.'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3136 on: July 01, 2023, 03:15:07 PM »
Dance to blast beats.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3137 on: July 01, 2023, 03:30:52 PM »
Wear an oxford shirt. ;D

I have literally done that.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3138 on: July 01, 2023, 04:03:08 PM »
The Macarena

Your taxes

Burpees
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3139 on: July 01, 2023, 07:06:20 PM »
Join the forum for the band you're going to see

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3140 on: July 01, 2023, 07:13:58 PM »
Bring your guitar/amp to play along to the songs
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3141 on: July 02, 2023, 06:14:06 PM »
Some nice ones here.  I'll bump this and give it another 24 hours.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3142 on: July 02, 2023, 06:33:13 PM »
Wear a non-black shirt

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3143 on: July 02, 2023, 08:09:45 PM »
Get a prison tat from a guy named Rooster
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3144 on: July 03, 2023, 06:44:14 PM »
Go with Lithojazzosphere and have him explain and describe every fucking nuance as it happens.

This one made me chuckle the most.  You are the winner Tim my friend!  :metal
« Last Edit: July 03, 2023, 09:44:51 PM by wolfking »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3145 on: July 03, 2023, 06:56:12 PM »
Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42 - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera, wolfking - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene;

Something a mechanic would say to you that's wrong with your car, but you're insanely jealous and you think he's talking about your wife.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3146 on: July 03, 2023, 07:04:49 PM »
You can hop right on and ride it……no warm up needed.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3147 on: July 03, 2023, 07:45:57 PM »
She’s got a lot of junk in the trunk

The high beams nearly blinded me. 

The backfire is loud and rancid.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3148 on: July 03, 2023, 07:55:30 PM »
Because of age, lubricant is needed more frequently
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3149 on: July 03, 2023, 07:55:56 PM »
Well I got my hands up in there and I just got covered in goo.