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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3080 on: June 25, 2023, 10:15:35 AM »
Delay of Game - Loss of erection
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3081 on: June 25, 2023, 11:18:40 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3082 on: June 25, 2023, 11:25:24 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3083 on: June 25, 2023, 11:42:39 AM »
2 minutes for slew dink.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3084 on: June 25, 2023, 12:46:22 PM »
Foot in the crease (oops, scratch that, it’s permitted now😉)

Delay of game for throwing octopi on the field of play

« Last Edit: June 26, 2023, 01:07:47 PM by DragonAttack »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3085 on: June 25, 2023, 01:11:08 PM »
5 minutes for coiffed spearing.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3086 on: June 25, 2023, 01:31:25 PM »
Checking from behind

It’s only two minutes in the box
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3087 on: June 25, 2023, 03:06:51 PM »
2 minutes for groping.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3088 on: June 26, 2023, 07:34:54 AM »
Illegal stick: too much curve. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3089 on: June 26, 2023, 08:30:14 AM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3090 on: June 26, 2023, 08:31:08 AM »
No matter the penalty, every goal is scored in under 30 seconds.
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3091 on: June 26, 2023, 10:00:17 AM »
Ejection for for not having the garter belts snapped in correctly.   
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3092 on: June 27, 2023, 01:36:59 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on June 26, 2023, 07:34:54 AM
Illegal stick: too much curve.

You win Stads!

My own entry would've been:
Too Many Teeth. ;D
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3093 on: June 27, 2023, 02:13:32 PM »
Updated Standings:

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gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 33
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
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Stadler - 20
Cool Chris - 17
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BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3094 on: June 27, 2023, 02:27:21 PM »
Rubbing hot sauce on your eyes
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3095 on: June 27, 2023, 02:42:46 PM »
Reasoning with Lawyers

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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 06:14:36 AM
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3096 on: June 27, 2023, 02:44:06 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3097 on: June 27, 2023, 04:46:41 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 27, 2023, 02:42:46 PM
Reasoning with Lawyers

Oh snap!


Grandma's back and ass scratch.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3098 on: June 27, 2023, 05:06:10 PM »
Ear hair tweezing

Anus bleaching

Ball waxing
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3099 on: June 27, 2023, 05:17:09 PM »
Masturbating with pizza dough
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3100 on: June 27, 2023, 05:18:12 PM »
Cuddle puddle sniffing
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3101 on: June 27, 2023, 08:45:33 PM »
KISS
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3102 on: June 27, 2023, 08:51:00 PM »
Believing in common sense.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3103 on: June 28, 2023, 04:36:29 AM »
Leaving carts in the middle of the parking lot.
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3104 on: June 28, 2023, 04:45:34 AM »
Issa.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3105 on: June 28, 2023, 05:13:12 AM »
Driving 35 in the left lane...all day long.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3106 on: June 28, 2023, 05:52:10 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3107 on: June 28, 2023, 06:47:14 AM »
Gonna give it till noon my time (I never know when to end these things!!!) to see what comes up, but I'm eyeing a winner...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3108 on: June 28, 2023, 07:52:27 AM »
Cat urine showers

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3109 on: June 28, 2023, 08:05:06 AM »
Eating pizza at TAC's house
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3110 on: June 28, 2023, 08:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on June 28, 2023, 08:05:06 AM
Eating pizza at TAC's house

Eww.. :lol They come extra cheesy.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3111 on: June 28, 2023, 09:18:45 AM »
Quote from: TAC on June 28, 2023, 08:08:48 AM
Quote from: Jamesman42 on June 28, 2023, 08:05:06 AM
Eating pizza at TAC's house

Eww.. :lol They come extra cheesy.

With onions!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3112 on: June 28, 2023, 09:22:12 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 28, 2023, 04:36:29 AM
Leaving carts in the middle of the parking lot.
Bitch stole my post.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3113 on: June 28, 2023, 09:28:53 AM »
TAC's secret stash of Winger Memorabilia
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3114 on: June 28, 2023, 09:33:54 AM »
Being Hef's Bitch
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion
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