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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2975 on: June 15, 2023, 04:27:19 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2976 on: June 16, 2023, 05:24:40 AM »
Lots of beauties there.  Zydar was in pole position, until James dropped this beauty:

Wipe Left

WINNA!!!!

P.S. Honorable mention to Snow Dog.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2977 on: June 16, 2023, 06:26:24 AM »
Some of these are gold lol. I'm not even going to bother trying.

Same.   Good round.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2978 on: June 16, 2023, 08:53:38 AM »
Woooooo

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes, hefdaddy42 - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2979 on: June 16, 2023, 08:59:51 AM »
O.J. Simpson for The Ginsu!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2980 on: June 16, 2023, 09:05:53 AM »
Jim Fixx for The Benefits Of Running.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2981 on: June 16, 2023, 09:23:43 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2982 on: June 16, 2023, 09:25:05 AM »
Kingshmegland for The National Spelling Bee.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2983 on: June 16, 2023, 09:30:26 AM »
John Petrucci: Gilette

Alec Baldwin: Smith and Wesson

Hulk Hogan: Rogaine

Matt Roloff: Big & Tall Menswear

TAC: Tindr
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2984 on: June 16, 2023, 09:39:01 AM »
Nick Canon: Trojan
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2985 on: June 16, 2023, 09:45:43 AM »
TAC for TicTok.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2986 on: June 16, 2023, 10:01:23 AM »
Matt Roloff: Big & Tall Menswear

Holy shit.  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2987 on: June 16, 2023, 10:02:59 AM »
Hershal Walker for Planned Parenthood

Betsy DeVos for public education


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2988 on: June 16, 2023, 10:13:03 AM »
Nina Hartley for Lay's.

Betcha can't have just one!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2989 on: June 16, 2023, 10:13:41 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2990 on: June 16, 2023, 10:28:33 AM »
Stephen King: Sleep Therapy

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2991 on: June 16, 2023, 10:54:10 AM »
Bon Jovi: Singing lessons

Miss Piggy and Foghorn Leghorn: Maple Lodge Farms

John Lennon: ChatGPT
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2992 on: June 16, 2023, 11:31:14 AM »
Donald Trump: Trump University
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2993 on: June 16, 2023, 11:57:47 AM »
Floyd Mayweather - Hooked on Phonics

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2994 on: June 16, 2023, 12:36:46 PM »
Larry David - Etiquette and Manners

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« Reply #2995 on: June 16, 2023, 12:46:42 PM »
Donald Trump: Trump University

Donald Trump for Folder Lock.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2996 on: June 16, 2023, 03:35:01 PM »
Elite for a Timeclock.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2997 on: June 16, 2023, 03:41:40 PM »
Elon Musk for Twitter :neverusethis:
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2998 on: June 17, 2023, 11:47:25 AM »
Great job everyone, was hard to pick but this one made me go "oh damn".

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2999 on: June 17, 2023, 02:40:49 PM »
Oh damn, my first one!

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes, hefdaddy42 - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Jamesman -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

The good news, and the bad news.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3000 on: June 17, 2023, 02:48:11 PM »
The good news is that I went to my first Rush concert. The bad news is that it was the Power Windows tour.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3001 on: June 17, 2023, 03:17:15 PM »
The good news, I dug a large hole in my yard to plant a tree only to find a treasure chest in my yard.  But when I opened it, I found Tim.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3002 on: June 17, 2023, 08:53:27 PM »
He good news is I got a hummer this morning. The bad news is she’s a cannibal.

The good news is XJ got his first Scenes win. The bad news is he gave himself two.
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« Reply #3003 on: June 18, 2023, 04:44:20 AM »
The good news is XJ got his first Scenes win. The bad news is he gave himself two.

First solo win. ;)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3004 on: June 18, 2023, 06:51:33 AM »
The good news is I found a forgotten Christmas present from last year. The bad news is that it was a puppy.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3005 on: June 18, 2023, 06:08:20 PM »
The good news is you won scenes from a hat. The bad news is you have to come up with a new scene to entice participants.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3006 on: June 19, 2023, 03:40:58 PM »
The good news is I no longer have to take that massive dump that was building up and wrecking my insides…….the bad news is I was still sitting in the car racing home when it uncontrollably burst out.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3007 on: June 20, 2023, 09:41:22 AM »
The good news is XJ won the last round, the bad news is the thread is dying.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3008 on: June 20, 2023, 10:45:05 AM »
The good news is my wife is really good at oral……..the bad news is all my friends agree.
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« Reply #3009 on: June 20, 2023, 01:44:56 PM »
The good news is I can now see with my eyes closed. The bad news I had to use a paper hole punch on my eyelids to make it happen.
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