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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2905 on: June 12, 2023, 01:53:52 PM »
Gather round, it's time to look down your Aunt Terri's blouse.

Hey kids, come gather around the fryer, and let's see what the water content of this 38lb hog is.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2906 on: June 12, 2023, 04:36:07 PM »
Fruitcake bake-off

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2907 on: June 12, 2023, 05:58:22 PM »
Best Mullet and Moonshine - combined score wins the grand prize…..$500 towards your next set bail.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2908 on: June 12, 2023, 06:44:37 PM »
Sheep Riding!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2909 on: June 13, 2023, 05:56:06 AM »
Waiting for uncle Stads to stop pontificating about the state of the world long enough to judge the brown nosing contest.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2910 on: June 13, 2023, 06:15:56 AM »
 
Waiting for uncle Stads to stop pontificating about the state of the world long enough to judge the brown nosing contest.

 :rollin :rollin
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« Reply #2911 on: June 13, 2023, 06:36:53 AM »
Waiting for uncle Stads to stop pontificating about the state of the world long enough to judge the brown nosing contest.

I always struggle with how long to let it go... I'll finish my coffee and deem a winner.   Got to say, I laughed out loud at several; this isn't going to be easy.


EDIT:   Ok, strong round. Gary had about four that could have one (Spin The Bottle - Cousin Edition got a laugh out loud), Chad had a strong one, but this is the winner:

Bedpan cornhole

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2912 on: June 13, 2023, 06:57:23 AM »
Ok, strong round. Gary had about four that could have one (Spin The Bottle - Cousin Edition got a laugh out loud), Chad had a strong one, but this is the winner:

Bedpan cornhole

 :lol

OK, cool.

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 72
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes, hefdaddy42 - 9
BlobVanDam, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2913 on: June 13, 2023, 07:00:50 AM »
"Riker? I Hardly Know Her".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2914 on: June 13, 2023, 07:29:48 AM »
"Dad, I'm Borg"
"Hi Borg, I'm dad!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2915 on: June 13, 2023, 07:47:28 AM »
The Force Awakens
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« Reply #2916 on: June 13, 2023, 08:23:18 AM »
Charlie XXX (there's an episode "Charlie X")


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2917 on: June 13, 2023, 08:40:06 AM »
"Riker? I Hardly Know Her".

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

I'm dead.  See you next round.  I'm going to be giggling about this for days.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2918 on: June 13, 2023, 09:07:50 AM »
Worf, Son of a Bitch.

Q Meets Worlds.

The Combs Effect.

Quarkumania.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2919 on: June 13, 2023, 09:10:14 AM »
The Trouble With Threesomes.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2920 on: June 13, 2023, 09:22:29 AM »
Holosuit sweet lovin'
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« Reply #2921 on: June 13, 2023, 09:27:28 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2922 on: June 13, 2023, 09:28:48 AM »
Uhura Does Dallas
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2923 on: June 13, 2023, 09:32:41 AM »
Stealing a theme, but...

- Crusher? I can barely lift her.
- Deforest Station.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2924 on: June 13, 2023, 09:34:14 AM »
Shut up Wesley.

Make it so-fucking-what?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2926 on: June 13, 2023, 09:36:03 AM »
Spock's Beard II: Uhura's Bush
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« Reply #2927 on: June 13, 2023, 09:41:07 AM »
Data corrupted.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2928 on: June 13, 2023, 10:17:17 AM »
You guys are really cooking on this one.  Keep 'em coming!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2929 on: June 13, 2023, 10:26:58 AM »
The long lost Friends crossover episode, "The trouble with the Tribbianis".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2930 on: June 13, 2023, 10:34:59 AM »
Klingons Vs Teflons.

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« Reply #2931 on: June 13, 2023, 11:19:00 AM »
Key Party at 10 Forward

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2932 on: June 13, 2023, 11:21:21 AM »
Gowron Vandelay.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2934 on: June 13, 2023, 12:12:01 PM »
The Trouble With Threesomes.

my favorite so far :tup

‘Star Trek II: The Rash Of Khan’

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2935 on: June 13, 2023, 12:33:16 PM »
Borg a Trois: Seven, Eight, Nine.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2936 on: June 13, 2023, 01:31:44 PM »
The Search for Spork: A Culinary Adventure
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2937 on: June 13, 2023, 02:00:49 PM »
Pink Skin & The Brain.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2938 on: June 13, 2023, 02:04:59 PM »
Dammit Jim, And Fuck You Too Spock.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2939 on: June 13, 2023, 03:00:11 PM »
The Dilithium Dilemma - Warp Bubble Stabilizer and Dangerously Addictive Designer Drug
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