Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[wolfking]

Some amazing responses here, going to be tough to pick a winner.  I'll try and pick a winner tonight.  Apologies not online as much as I should be.

[gmillerdrake]

You know my ex girlfriend can eat a whole 15" Kielbasa without chewing or taking a bite.

We have to talk about the hedges in front of your bedroom window.......quite the obstruction of view.

[TAC]

You know my ex girlfriend can eat a whole 15" Kielbasa without chewing or taking a bite.

Did I mention that my name is Smithfield and I live on Hillshire Farms?

[wolfking]

I'm a Dream Theater fan.  How about you?

Simple, but so effective, and we all can relate I think lol.  Winner!

You can choose any restaurant, so long as it's at least 1000 yards away from a public school.

This was a very close second.

Hey, asking for a friend, but Prog Rock is LIGHT music, right?

[jingle.boy]

Deleted my dumbass post thinking I was the winner. 

[wolfking]

Wait, Stadler won.  You were second!?

[wolfking]

Wait, Stadler won.  You were second!?

I'm a Dream Theater fan.  How about you?

Simple, but so effective, and we all can relate I think lol.  Winner!

You can choose any restaurant, so long as it's at least 1000 yards away from a public school.

This was a very close second.

Hey, asking for a friend, but Prog Rock is LIGHT music, right?

[TAC]

Chad trying to hijack the thread.

[wolfking]

Chad trying to hijack the thread.

I said he was runner up.  Where I come from, that's first loser.

[TAC]

Chad trying to hijack the thread.

I said he was runner up.  Where I come from, that's first loser.

You shouldn't have to write your posts in Canadian AND English.

That's what he gets for trying to bust my chops!

[King Postwhore]

Canadian exchange rate helping Chad.

[wolfking]

 

[Cool Chris]

TACs secret hobbies.

Onion inspector.

[jingle.boy]

Goddamn ... I missed one simple word ... and assumed you were building up to the winner!  My bad. I'll remove my post and let Bill take over from here.

[wolfking]

Deleted my dumbass post thinking I was the winner. 

Haha.  Well, you are winning this whole thing by some margin!

[Stadler]

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 72
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 27 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -19
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, wolfking- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene;

Unfortunate family picnic/reunion activities ...

[jingle.boy]

Resuscitate Grandma

Pin the tail on Uncle Ned

Spot the burger that Dad spit on

[hefdaddy42]

Name That Funeral Hymn!

[Snow Dog]

Combat lawn darts

Political Volleyball - Fascists vs. Libz

[TAC]

Jarts to the death.

[gmillerdrake]

Pick the Pedophile Uncle

Spin the Bottle - Cousin Edition

[King Postwhore]

Every side dish contains Spam.

[gmillerdrake]

No Holds Barred Inheritance Battle

Sibling Wife Swap

[Jamesman42]

Spin the Bottle

Which sleeping and elderly relative is actually dead?

[gmillerdrake]

Spin the Bottle

You didn't like mine 

Spin the Bottle - Cousin Edition

[gmillerdrake]

Organ Donor Match Game - Who's Compatible

[hefdaddy42]

Bedpan cornhole

[Jamesman42]

Spin the Bottle

You didn't like mine 

I thought I checked the other replies

[Jamesman42]

Who's the best kisser?

Sandwich Roulette - cockroach edition

[jingle.boy]

Guess the smell on your cousins finger

LARP: Storm the Capital

Grab my footlong

[gmillerdrake]

Battle of the Meth Recipe's

Denture Swap

Food Stamp Poker

[hefdaddy42]

Is You Is Or Is You Aints Old Enough To Drink That

[King Postwhore]

Divorce Court Picnics. 

[faizoff]

Pin the tail on who's going to jail next!

[hefdaddy42]

Gather round, it's time to look down on your Mom's side of the family