Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[King Postwhore]

Ain't Nothin' But a G Thang.

I'd choose a hard Maple for my mother in law. One swing is all I need.

[Snow Dog]

The Spanish Inquisition

[wolfking]

Issa.

[Lonk]

Lonestar with all his chef gadgets.

[King Postwhore]

Tim in his 1983 Stationwagon. Complete with the added FM Receiver and fuzzy dice.   

[jingle.boy]

Some very nice random possibilities.  But ....

Issa.

Winner.  I'm seeing the Kade opening the door, and giving her a kick in the cunt before slamming it on her.

[hefdaddy42]

Has to be the peanut butter one.

Nah.  GIF should be pronounced Gif, not Jif.  The G stands for Graphic, which is not, as I understand it, pronounced Jraphic.

But pronounce it however you want, because at the end of the day, there are lot more important topics to be right about lol.

[Stadler]

Some very nice random possibilities.  But ....

Issa.

Winner.  I'm seeing the Kade opening the door, and giving her a kick in the cunt before slamming it on her.

Sadly, I can picture that too! 

[Stadler]

Has to be the peanut butter one.

Nah.  GIF should be pronounced Gif, not Jif.  The G stands for Graphic, which is not, as I understand it, pronounced Jraphic.

But pronounce it however you want, because at the end of the day, there are lot more important topics to be right about lol.

I think as of right now, I'm going to pronounce it "jraphic" just to be different. 

[TAC]

Has to be the peanut butter one.

Nah.  GIF should be pronounced Gif, not Jif.  The G stands for Graphic, which is not, as I understand it, pronounced Jraphic.

But pronounce it however you want, because at the end of the day, there are lot more important topics to be right about lol.

I think as of right now, I'm going to pronounce it "jraphic" just to be different. 

Didn't they make a movie about an island with dinosaurs called Jraphic Park?

[Stadler]

Has to be the peanut butter one.

Nah.  GIF should be pronounced Gif, not Jif.  The G stands for Graphic, which is not, as I understand it, pronounced Jraphic.

But pronounce it however you want, because at the end of the day, there are lot more important topics to be right about lol.

I think as of right now, I'm going to pronounce it "jraphic" just to be different. 

Didn't they make a movie about an island with dinosaurs called Jraphic Park?

Go home, dad. 

[TAC]

I have charged my kids with saying 5 minutes of Dad jokes at my funeral.

[XJDenton]

I had no idea dad jokes could provide electrical power, let alone to children.

[TAC]

Oh they get a charge alright. 

[XJDenton]

I rarely tell dad jokes. But he usually laughs when I do.

[Stadler]

So we laid my parents to rest on Tuesday; my brother and I, and our kids, were standing with my cousin waiting for the priest to come and my cousin (who lives in town) made a comment about how where our family plot is used to be empty and now there is limited space.  And I dropped an oldie but goodie: "this is a popular cemetery; people are just dying to get in here."   

As this was something my dad said all the time, I felt a bit of serendipity. 

[TAC]

So we laid my parents to rest on Tuesday; my brother and I, and our kids, were standing with my cousin waiting for the priest to come and my cousin (who lives in town) made a comment about how where our family plot is used to be empty and now there is limited space.  And I dropped an oldie but goodie: "this is a popular cemetery; people are just dying to get in here."   

As this was something my dad said all the time, I felt a bit of serendipity. 

Amen, brother. Amen.

[King Postwhore]

So we laid my parents to rest on Tuesday; my brother and I, and our kids, were standing with my cousin waiting for the priest to come and my cousin (who lives in town) made a comment about how where our family plot is used to be empty and now there is limited space.  And I dropped an oldie but goodie: "this is a popular cemetery; people are just dying to get in here."   

As this was something my dad said all the time, I felt a bit of serendipity. 

Stads, I hope all is well.  I still get my dad to smile even though he can't talk.  While it hurts that I can't talk to him, I still am glad he still can smile a little in his twilight.  I know he influenced my sense of humor.   

[wolfking]

Some very nice random possibilities.  But ....

Issa.

Winner.  I'm seeing the Kade opening the door, and giving her a kick in the cunt before slamming it on her.

 

Will post a new scene soon.

[wolfking]

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42 - 8
Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, wolfking -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene;

Your boss who you hate is away for the week.  You decide to have some fun and put his photo on your dart board in your office.  He comes back unexpectedly early on Friday and walks in on you with your feet on the desk throwing some darts.  What do you say?

[TAC]

I can't decide if I'm going for a bullseye or a jackass.

[King Postwhore]

You should see the toilet next door.

[jingle.boy]

So we laid my parents to rest on Tuesday; my brother and I, and our kids, were standing with my cousin waiting for the priest to come and my cousin (who lives in town) made a comment about how where our family plot is used to be empty and now there is limited space.  And I dropped an oldie but goodie: "this is a popular cemetery; people are just dying to get in here."   

As this was something my dad said all the time, I felt a bit of serendipity. 

Amen, brother. Amen.

Precisely.  Hugs to the Stadler's

[hefdaddy42]

I'll see myself out.

[Stadler]

Fancy a game?

[gmillerdrake]

Pretty easy to bullseye with a honker like that one.

[jingle.boy]

ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEIIIIGHTY!!!!

[Cool Chris]

"I had to be here in person, can't throw darts over Zoom."

[Snow Dog]

Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!

[Podaar]

Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!

Dog-kissing?! What’s wrong with dog-kissing? That’s a complement.

[King Postwhore]

We never see raises early.

[jingle.boy]

Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!

Where's the egg-nog?

[wolfking]

Gonna be hard to pick, some real nice ones here.  I'll pick tomorrow.

[Stadler]

Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!

Quality reference!  Did you say that entire thing with Beverly D'Angelo's hand on your unit?   

[wolfking]

Well, since you’re here, guess I may as well tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit you are!

You've tugged on my nostalgia strings with this one with my love for this movie.  WINNER!!!