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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2660 on: May 12, 2023, 01:55:39 AM »
Sorry but our other neighbours invited us to their BBQ and they aren't dicks, so.....


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« Reply #2661 on: May 12, 2023, 07:35:25 AM »
Sorry Ray, but I eat more mayflies than BBQ'd meat.

Some good ones but as far as excuses go, this one wins it for me  :tup

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2662 on: May 15, 2023, 04:52:51 AM »
Thank you! 

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 70
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Hefdaddy42, Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:

Your girlfriend/wife walk in on you watching porn.  And you say...
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2663 on: May 15, 2023, 05:05:35 AM »
Pull up my face, and have a seat.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2664 on: May 15, 2023, 05:09:31 AM »
Again??
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2665 on: May 15, 2023, 07:21:50 AM »
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!
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« Reply #2666 on: May 15, 2023, 08:21:56 AM »
Oh good....you're here to study
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2667 on: May 15, 2023, 01:13:09 PM »
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!

As I recall, it was you that sent it to me!!   :lol :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2668 on: May 15, 2023, 01:18:10 PM »
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!

As I recall, it was you that sent it to me!!   :lol :lol
Oh yeah
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2669 on: May 15, 2023, 01:55:10 PM »
How can I love you if I don't love myself first.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2670 on: May 15, 2023, 03:01:21 PM »
Oh good! You’re just in time for this week’s episode of Mandingo’s Massacre.

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« Reply #2671 on: May 15, 2023, 03:17:19 PM »
I'm just looking at some of our old home videos honey.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2672 on: May 15, 2023, 03:58:32 PM »
It’s good for you to see where the bar has been set.
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« Reply #2673 on: May 16, 2023, 05:03:59 AM »
I will pick a winner later tonight. I have a group of management here at work today.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2674 on: May 16, 2023, 08:50:19 AM »
"I'm watching it for the articles."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2675 on: May 16, 2023, 08:58:24 AM »
I clicked an ad, and now I've 37 open tabs and counting.  They ... won't .... stop ....

Don't judge me!!!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2676 on: May 16, 2023, 09:29:09 AM »
I clicked an ad, and now I've 37 open tabs and counting.  They ... won't .... stop ....

Don't judge me!!!

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« Reply #2677 on: May 22, 2023, 09:23:49 PM »
I will pick a winner later tonight. I have a group of management here at work today.

That must be one hell of a management group...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2678 on: May 23, 2023, 04:34:02 AM »
This is the tantric round.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2679 on: May 23, 2023, 05:18:09 AM »
Do you think you could do that?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2680 on: May 23, 2023, 05:24:18 AM »
Sure. Who hasn't had a yoga session gone wild?
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« Reply #2681 on: May 23, 2023, 05:32:54 AM »
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!

This had me laughing so hard. Winner!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2682 on: May 23, 2023, 06:04:31 AM »
Look at this Canadian video Chad sent me!

This had me laughing so hard. Winner!
:lol

OK, then.



Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 70
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42 - 8
Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



Next great sports craze to sweep the nation and be featured on ESPN 8 (The Ocho!)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2683 on: May 23, 2023, 06:11:46 AM »
Musical Chairs
Next level Musical Chairs: Chinese Fire Drills

Whac-A-Mole

Shoe-tying
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« Reply #2684 on: May 23, 2023, 09:49:43 AM »
Squint game
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2685 on: May 23, 2023, 09:57:33 AM »
Kegal marathon

Marriage arguments
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2686 on: May 23, 2023, 10:04:01 AM »
Nagging Wars - NNA: National Nagging Association
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« Reply #2687 on: May 23, 2023, 10:10:58 AM »
The Canceling Olympics!

The Pokemon Man!

Six Degrees Of Donald Trump
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #2688 on: May 23, 2023, 10:40:22 AM »
Impractical Gymnasts

Wabbit hunting
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« Reply #2689 on: May 23, 2023, 11:17:52 AM »
National Ejaculate Distance League

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« Reply #2690 on: May 23, 2023, 11:35:35 AM »
Masturbate with puppets
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« Reply #2691 on: May 23, 2023, 11:44:08 AM »
So You Think You Can Hunt? (hosted by Ted Nugent)
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« Reply #2692 on: May 23, 2023, 11:54:01 AM »
I've got a feeling this won't take days and days lol
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« Reply #2693 on: May 23, 2023, 12:38:28 PM »
Shopping Cart Curling. The Corral is 10 bonus points.
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« Reply #2694 on: May 23, 2023, 01:01:09 PM »
Shopping Cart Curling. The Corral is 10 bonus points.

TAC will be glued to the screen for this!!

Pylon parking spot Tic Tac Toe.

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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion