Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[Stadler]

Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch. 

[Lonk]

An collector who has taken on the hobby of collecting used toilets to display on his front yard.

[TAC]

Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch.

We're looking for the worst neighbors Stadler. The world's worst neighbors.

[Stadler]

Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch.

We're looking for the worst neighbors Stadler. The world's worst neighbors.

Joe and I are sharing an apartment next door.  Better?

[TAC]

Combination hammock/sex swing between the two maple trees next to the porch.

We're looking for the worst neighbors Stadler. The world's worst neighbors.

Joe and I are sharing an apartment next door.  Better?

WINNER!!!

[jingle.boy]

Every single one of Tim's un-returned shopping carts.

[TAC]

They hired Winger to play their BBQ party.

[wolfking]

They hired Winger to play their BBQ party.

 

[gmillerdrake]

Allow three pit bulls to run freely about the neighborhood.....but don't worry....."They're the sweetest dogs you'll ever meet"

[Snow Dog]

Known pedophiles dumping their dog shit over the fence into your yard.

[XJDenton]

"Hey Bill, what's up?"
"Just been out to collect my new telescope! Double the zoom and pixel resolution of my old model!"
"Impressive! You must really like astronomy, huh?"
"Astrono-what?"
"..."

[faizoff]

They hired Winger to play their BBQ party.

Sounds like a great neighbor to me. 

[XJDenton]

Decided to let ChatGPT have a go.



Have to say, the Llama and minigolf ones ain't bad!

[jingle.boy]

So far, ChatGPT is winning.

[soupytwist]

So far, ChatGPT is winning.

Sure, here is a fun category for "Scenes from a Hat":

"Bad Ways to Start a Romance Novel"

[Podaar]

So far, ChatGPT is winning.

Not while I'm judging.

I really liked XJDenton's previous response, but now it seems I can't trust it. Guess I'll need to choose someone else...and I'm truly sad to see this thread go this way.

An collector who has taken on the hobby of collecting used toilets to display on his front yard.

Take it away Vmadera00!

[Lonk]

Cool, Thanks!

Updated Standings:

Jingle.boy - 70
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 31
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Hefdaddy42, Soupytwist, Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1



New Scene: Continuing with the neighbors theme.

Excuses to get out of attending your neighbor's BBQ party.

[gmillerdrake]

I'll be attending a different type of sausage fest.....if you know what I mean

[XJDenton]

I really liked XJDenton's previous response, but now it seems I can't trust it. Guess I'll need to choose someone else...and I'm truly sad to see this thread go this way.

You have my word that my original response was unique, but I understand your concern/skepticism regarding the use of chatGPT in any context (part of the reason I post screenshots rather than copying: there's no doubt as to the source).

Sorry, just thought it would be fun to see how well the system did at comedy. Will not use it again.

[hefdaddy42]

"Hey, Bob.  Sorry, I won't be able to come over Saturday.  You see, I hate your wife."

[gmillerdrake]

Sorry Dan.....just can't do it this time. Everyone....I mean everyone.....knows that what you do when you Barbeque is "you gotta Maul it....and pour that sauce on. You Gotta Maul it and sizzle that flavor in". But you....you used some crap ass Sweet Baby Ray's last time and I felt poisoned. So piss off you communist.

[XJDenton]

Excuses to get out of attending your neighbour's BBQ party.

"I bought some exceedingly fresh meat for your BBQ!"
"Oh, fantastic!"
"And a nice Chianti."
"Wait."

"Hey, Bob.  Sorry, I won't be able to come over Saturday.  You see, I hate your wife."

"Oh I see, you prefer roasts to a BBQ."

[gmillerdrake]

Sorry....can't come to your BBQ. I have to drop my wife off at something she's calling the BBC meetup? Supposed to wait in the parking lot for a couple hours there to bring her home when it's over. She won't let me go in....it's just her and her friends, they hired a videographer and everything.

[soupytwist]

Can't come to your BBQ, just hold on a minute ChatGPT is just generating my excuse.

[XJDenton]

Sorry....can't come to your BBQ. I have to drop my wife off at something she's calling the BBC meetup? Supposed to wait in the parking lot for a couple hours there to bring her home when it's over. She won't let me go in....it's just her and her friends, they hired a videographer and everything.

The joy of bring British: BBC is ingrained into you to mean British Broadcasting Corporation.

[Stadler]

Sorry....can't come to your BBQ. I have to drop my wife off at something she's calling the BBC meetup? Supposed to wait in the parking lot for a couple hours there to bring her home when it's over. She won't let me go in....it's just her and her friends, they hired a videographer and everything.

The joy of bring British: BBC is ingrained into you to mean British Broadcasting Corporation.

I'm not a psychic, but I don't think that Gary is referring to the British Broadcasting Corporation.   

[Podaar]

I really liked XJDenton's previous response, but now it seems I can't trust it. Guess I'll need to choose someone else...and I'm truly sad to see this thread go this way.

You have my word that my original response was unique, but I understand your concern/skepticism regarding the use of chatGPT in any context (part of the reason I post screenshots rather than copying: there's no doubt as to the source).

Sorry, just thought it would be fun to see how well the system did at comedy. Will not use it again.

No worries, it was pretty cool actually. The minigolf response was both funny and a surprising misdirection. I fear if it had been presented as an original idea, I would have awarded the victory...which caused me to reflect. Which lead me to my response this morning.

I shouldn't post prior to finishing my first mug of coffee. My apologies.

[Podaar]

Excuses to get out of attending your neighbor's BBQ party.

"I'd really like to Larry, but I just decided to have an unnecessary root-canal that day."

[Podaar]

"I'd really like to Larry, but I'm helping Vern move the toilet collection to his backyard."

[hefdaddy42]

Sorry I can't make it.  I'm meeting my friend's wife at a BBC meetup.

[King Postwhore]

Sorry Ray, but I eat more mayflies than BBQ'd meat.

[DragonAttack]

You had Winger playing in the background at last years. Sorry... just can't handle that again.

It's Hockey Night in Canada

[jingle.boy]

You grill like shit

No plant based options?

Sorry, I have to fast for my colonoscopy.

[TAC]

I thought it was weird the last time you named your batch of burgers, but...now my dog is missing..

[wolfking]

You had Winger playing in the background at last years. Sorry... just can't handle that again.

It's Hockey Night in Canada

Or on the other end of the spectrum;

'Nah, I can't come, I have tickets to Winger the same night.'