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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2590 on: April 21, 2023, 09:53:11 AM »
This literally made me laugh out loud. :clap:

Two for flinching!

Your up Hef.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2591 on: April 21, 2023, 10:01:59 AM »
Sweet!

OK, here we go.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2592 on: April 24, 2023, 07:03:51 AM »
Wow, look at all these choices.  So hard to decide.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2593 on: April 24, 2023, 08:04:48 AM »
Posting on social media how much money you made by throwing a game.

Calling your mom in the middle of a team meeting, and telling her how much to bet on the opposite team.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2594 on: April 24, 2023, 08:22:30 AM »
Be Antonio Brown.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2595 on: April 24, 2023, 08:26:33 AM »
Roger Goodell comes to your BBQ and finds all your betting sheets and books laying around in your garage.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2596 on: April 24, 2023, 09:08:06 AM »
Cite Pete Rose as an investing “savant”
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2597 on: April 25, 2023, 05:51:58 AM »
Zach Wilson walks into the Jets front office, struts over and slaps a stack of bills on the GM's desk, "I'll betcha $500 we lose the next game."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2598 on: April 25, 2023, 06:41:25 AM »
When The quarterback gets to the line and his cadence is " Parlay Parlay 12 against the spread over 46 on two hut hut"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2599 on: April 25, 2023, 07:31:27 AM »
Tom Brady cheated.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2600 on: April 25, 2023, 09:29:17 AM »
"Taylor Heinicke was today fired for violating the NFL betting policy, when he accidentally shouted out betting odds instead of the intended cadence in a 3rd quarter play in their game against Jacksonville Jaguars this Sunday."

Yes, I did need to google all of those names and terms.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2601 on: April 25, 2023, 02:03:13 PM »
Cite Pete Rose as an investing “savant”
Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2602 on: April 26, 2023, 05:18:58 AM »
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Little known fact, in the early 80s, Microsoft had initially hired Sam Kinison to write error messages.  Some of his initial drafts were ....
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2603 on: April 26, 2023, 05:26:46 AM »
Image not found--you dirty, contemptible, miserable, LYING BIIIIIIIIIITCH!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2604 on: April 26, 2023, 05:27:34 AM »
Error : Unknown Variable 'Sam Kinison'

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2605 on: April 26, 2023, 05:33:28 AM »
Error:  Ooohh, OOOhhh, OOOOHHHH!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2606 on: April 26, 2023, 06:28:12 AM »
Error: You broke it bruh
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2607 on: April 26, 2023, 06:35:57 AM »
After searching for porn..

Error: If you could fuck really well, she'd neVER
 LEAVE YOU OHHHHH  OHHHHH OHHHHHHH
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2608 on: April 26, 2023, 07:04:22 AM »
Error 404: Not Found

What are you really looking for?  SAY IT!!!!!!   SAY IT!!!!!   

SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2609 on: April 26, 2023, 09:38:59 AM »
"Crash detected - External driver failure has cause a non-recoverable internal error."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2610 on: April 26, 2023, 12:28:53 PM »
Unauthorized hard drive activity detected. For your protection, run a virus scan...you know, maybe from that strange laptop you brought home last week you ungrateful, cheating, witch!

Oooh Oooooooh
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2611 on: April 26, 2023, 12:31:57 PM »
Error: It seems you found a way a to break the system. Congratulations. Please restart everything and don't do that again.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2612 on: April 26, 2023, 12:48:36 PM »
Boot error: FAT32 not detected. More like FAT256, round boy. Take a step away from the cheeseburger, for chrissake.
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« Reply #2613 on: April 26, 2023, 02:42:47 PM »
Boot error: FAT32 not detected. More like FAT256, round boy. Take a step away from the cheeseburger, for chrissake.

Well, that one hit close to home!  :) :) :)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2614 on: April 26, 2023, 05:34:50 PM »
"Crash detected - External driver failure has cause a non-recoverable internal error."

I was going to submit something along these lines, but would never have crafted something so brilliant as this.
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« Reply #2615 on: April 27, 2023, 06:37:41 AM »
"Crash detected - External driver failure has cause a non-recoverable internal error."

I was going to submit something along these lines, but would never have crafted something so brilliant as this.

That took me a minute; that IS brilliant.

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« Reply #2616 on: April 27, 2023, 06:39:38 AM »
I don't get it. Is that a Sam Kinison reference?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #2617 on: April 27, 2023, 06:42:42 AM »
I don't get it. Is that a Sam Kinison reference?

Tim, how did Sam die?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2618 on: April 27, 2023, 06:57:36 AM »
I don't get it. Is that a Sam Kinison reference?

Tim, how did Sam die?

I don't remember.

Quick search says it was a car accident....aah I get it now.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2619 on: May 03, 2023, 05:52:59 AM »
Error 404. Not found. Little sailor in a boat, my ass.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2620 on: May 09, 2023, 09:30:44 AM »
Thanks to Gregg for reminding me I was the judge!  Work's been a bear the past 2 weeks.

As good as the 'crash detected' response was, this one gave me the best lol

Boot error: FAT32 not detected. More like FAT256, round boy. Take a step away from the cheeseburger, for chrissake.

Next scene over to you ...
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« Reply #2621 on: May 09, 2023, 10:11:44 AM »
:police: :hat

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Jingle.boy - 70
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Podaar - 31
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
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MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
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In honor of my stupid fucking neighbors

New Scene:

Worlds worst neighbors

"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2622 on: May 09, 2023, 11:04:38 AM »
As good as the 'crash detected' response was, this one gave me the best lol

Boot error: FAT32 not detected. More like FAT256, round boy. Take a step away from the cheeseburger, for chrissake.

Darn it, so close!
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« Reply #2623 on: May 09, 2023, 11:49:34 AM »
Outhouse installed.  Retractable roof, of course.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2624 on: May 09, 2023, 12:02:21 PM »
Both a three seat mauve loveseat with a layer of well established mold on the cushions and a 1973 rusted out Ford truck with no wheels firmly embedded in the front yard.
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