Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[King Postwhore]

Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

As long as the smell lingers.

[Lonk]

Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

Until you feel satisfied...

[wolfking]

They both could be answers to my question, or a response to the scene! 

[Lonk]

Hey babe come back in a minute or two, I got something to show you

[TAC]

Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

Till you run out of underwear.

[hefdaddy42]

Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn.  And you say.....

Hey

[wolfking]

Hey......can you change the channel to 'Dr. Pimple Popper'......I'm ready to climax.

This one made me lol.  I love the sheer disgustingness of it that it wins it for me.  Well done Gary.


Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 29
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 7
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

You're up Gary.

[soupytwist]

Damn to slow!

[wolfking]

Damn to slow!

Post anyway for a laugh.  I wasn't sure how long to leave it open, as I said, I've hardly ventured in here until recently.

[gmillerdrake]

Well thank you 

With the influx of conspiracy's and what not these days.....next scene is:

Worlds Worst/Most Odd/Improbable Secret Societies 

[DragonAttack]

Dr. Pimple Popper Erotica Society

[wolfking]

Dr. Pimple Popper Erotica Society

Trying to double down hey.

[Podaar]

The Fluid Gender Foaming Enema Commando Force and Hawaiian Pizza Parlor Agenda

[wolfking]

The DTF Little Black Book Club.

[faizoff]

The shopping cart corral return refusal cartel

[Podaar]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (she of the tri-pronged prehensile clitoris) Memorial Prostate Stimulus Enforcement Battalion

Anqueefa

[hefdaddy42]

The Millard Fillmore Society

[DragonAttack]

Dr. Pimple Popper Erotica Society

Trying to double down hey.

Not sure.  It's just that I've watched maybe 5x my normal amount of porn over the last couple of days, and I can't get the thought of Gary's prior post out of my head.  <insert smiley or frown? >

[jingle.boy]

Reasonable Conservatives.   Membership Roster: Gary.

[King Postwhore]

Snickersnee Society.   "Thrusting since 1823!"

[soupytwist]

Flat Birth Society.

[Lonk]

Spy Dogs Society

[TAC]

The How Great Has James Labrie Been Lately For the Deaf Society.

[gmillerdrake]

Anqueefa

This made me laugh      You're up Gregg        (Sorry for the lame category...sometimes they're better in your head)




Updated Standings

Jingle.boy - 69
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 30
lonestar - 25
kingshmegland - 25 (or whoosie whatever)
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Snow Dog, Zydar, El Barto - 7
JayOctavarium - 6
Hefdaddy42- 6
Soupytwist - 7
MetalJunkie - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Vmadera - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, wolfking -  2
XJDenton,  Vmadera00, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken  , chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

[Podaar]

And me so confident with the prehensile clitoris bit. Sometimes you never know what's going to work. Puns for the win. 

New Scene:

First date mishaps

[gmillerdrake]

You accidentally airdrop a video of your prehensile clitoris 'being used' to your date and entire restaurant

[Cool Chris]

Had to look up 'prehensile'. Never seen that word used in any context, clitoral or otherwise.

[Lonk]

First date mishaps

[wolfking]

I'm sorry, all my pants are in the wash.

[gmillerdrake]

In my defense....you need to enunciate a bit better when asking for utensils. Fork and Fu%k can be easily confused.

[DragonAttack]

'Yeah, my handle on DTF is <insert name>'

'So good to finally meet you.  Oh, and by the way, this is my wife.'

'How 'bout we pull into Taco Bell?'

'Sorry, I'm out of the ribbed.  I used three of them last night.'

[hefdaddy42]

Honestly, I have no idea how the spoon wound up there.

[TAC]

This is a kitten and the kitten would like me to touch your butt.

[hefdaddy42]

Two for flinching!

[DragonAttack]

This is a kitten and the kitten would like me to touch your butt.