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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2555 on: April 16, 2023, 07:00:33 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 06:58:46 PM
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

As long as the smell lingers.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2556 on: April 16, 2023, 07:05:03 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 06:58:46 PM
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?
Until you feel satisfied...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2557 on: April 16, 2023, 07:07:08 PM »
They both could be answers to my question, or a response to the scene!  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2558 on: April 16, 2023, 07:08:00 PM »
Hey babe come back in a minute or two, I got something to show you
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2559 on: April 16, 2023, 07:08:27 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 06:58:46 PM
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

Till you run out of underwear.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2560 on: April 17, 2023, 06:46:38 AM »
Quote from: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 03:53:20 AM
Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn.  And you say.....

Hey
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2561 on: April 17, 2023, 05:12:23 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on April 16, 2023, 05:04:10 PM
Hey……can you change the channel to ‘Dr. Pimple Popper’……I’m ready to climax.

This one made me lol.  I love the sheer disgustingness of it that it wins it for me.  Well done Gary.


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You're up Gary.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2562 on: April 17, 2023, 05:12:48 PM »
Damn to slow!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2563 on: April 17, 2023, 05:34:50 PM »
Quote from: soupytwist on April 17, 2023, 05:12:48 PM
Damn to slow!

Post anyway for a laugh.  I wasn't sure how long to leave it open, as I said, I've hardly ventured in here until recently.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2564 on: April 17, 2023, 08:37:26 PM »
Well thank you  :tup

With the influx of conspiracy’s and what not these days…..next scene is:

Worlds Worst/Most Odd/Improbable Secret Societies 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2565 on: April 17, 2023, 09:14:01 PM »
Dr. Pimple Popper Erotica Society
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2566 on: April 17, 2023, 09:15:29 PM »
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Dr. Pimple Popper Erotica Society

 :lol Trying to double down hey.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2567 on: April 17, 2023, 09:51:53 PM »
The Fluid Gender Foaming Enema Commando Force and Hawaiian Pizza Parlor Agenda
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2568 on: April 17, 2023, 10:17:43 PM »
The DTF Little Black Book Club.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2569 on: April 17, 2023, 10:37:55 PM »
The shopping cart corral return refusal cartel
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2570 on: April 18, 2023, 06:32:38 AM »
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (she of the tri-pronged prehensile clitoris) Memorial Prostate Stimulus Enforcement Battalion

Anqueefa
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2571 on: April 18, 2023, 07:14:06 AM »
The Millard Fillmore Society
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2572 on: April 18, 2023, 07:56:08 AM »
Quote from: wolfking on April 17, 2023, 09:15:29 PM
Quote from: DragonAttack on April 17, 2023, 09:14:01 PM
Dr. Pimple Popper Erotica Society

 :lol Trying to double down hey.

Not sure.  It's just that I've watched maybe 5x my normal amount of porn over the last couple of days, and I can't get the thought of Gary's prior post out of my head.  <insert smiley or frown? > ;)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2573 on: April 18, 2023, 10:00:01 AM »
Reasonable Conservatives.   Membership Roster: Gary.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2574 on: April 18, 2023, 10:57:43 AM »
Snickersnee Society.   "Thrusting since 1823!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2575 on: April 19, 2023, 02:52:30 AM »
Flat Birth Society.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2576 on: April 19, 2023, 06:41:45 AM »
Spy Dogs Society
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2577 on: April 19, 2023, 07:25:59 AM »
The How Great Has James Labrie Been Lately For the Deaf Society.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2578 on: April 19, 2023, 01:25:41 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on April 18, 2023, 06:32:38 AM
Anqueefa

This made me laugh  :lol    You're up Gregg  :tup      (Sorry for the lame category...sometimes they're better in your head)




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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2579 on: April 19, 2023, 04:21:42 PM »
And me so confident with the prehensile clitoris bit. Sometimes you never know what's going to work. Puns for the win.  :biggrin:

New Scene:

First date mishaps
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2580 on: April 19, 2023, 04:26:06 PM »
You accidentally airdrop a video of your prehensile clitoris ‘being used’ to your date and entire restaurant
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2581 on: April 19, 2023, 04:34:47 PM »
Had to look up 'prehensile'. Never seen that word used in any context, clitoral or otherwise.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2582 on: April 20, 2023, 06:11:05 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2583 on: April 20, 2023, 06:18:10 AM »
I'm sorry, all my pants are in the wash.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2584 on: April 20, 2023, 11:22:42 AM »
In my defense....you need to enunciate a bit better when asking for utensils. Fork and Fu%k can be easily confused.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2585 on: April 20, 2023, 12:54:11 PM »
'Yeah, my handle on DTF is <insert name>'

'So good to finally meet you.  Oh, and by the way, this is my wife.'

'How 'bout we pull into Taco Bell?'

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2586 on: April 20, 2023, 01:33:13 PM »
Honestly, I have no idea how the spoon wound up there.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2587 on: April 20, 2023, 01:38:57 PM »
This is a kitten and the kitten would like me to touch your butt.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2588 on: April 20, 2023, 01:43:14 PM »
Two for flinching!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2589 on: April 20, 2023, 02:00:35 PM »
Quote from: TAC on April 20, 2023, 01:38:57 PM
This is a kitten and the kitten would like me to touch your butt.

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