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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2520 on: April 14, 2023, 05:54:51 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2521 on: April 14, 2023, 06:56:57 AM »
Jacksonville Jack Offs.
New England Brexiteers.
Buffalo Bisons.
Iowa Incest.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2522 on: April 14, 2023, 06:58:32 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2523 on: April 14, 2023, 08:05:58 AM »
Tennessee Clansmen
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2524 on: April 14, 2023, 09:27:41 AM »
Cincinnati Climax

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2525 on: April 14, 2023, 09:30:41 AM »
San Jos้ Snowflakes.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2526 on: April 14, 2023, 09:41:42 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2527 on: April 14, 2023, 06:17:13 PM »
Baltimore Whoreioles
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2528 on: April 14, 2023, 06:25:45 PM »
Debbie Does Dallas Cowboys

San Francisco 69ers

Pittsburgh Strippers
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2529 on: April 15, 2023, 03:00:08 PM »
Quote from: soupytwist on April 14, 2023, 06:56:57 AM
Buffalo Bisons.


Are you a Norfolk Tides fan that hates the Bisons?  :D

There actually was a WFL team called the Shreveport Steamer.   :facepalm:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2530 on: April 15, 2023, 04:36:18 PM »
DA, you should have seen the ideas that Kade and I discussed in PM that we deemed inappropriate for general consumption.  :omg:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2531 on: April 15, 2023, 05:14:19 PM »
Da fuq!?!?  Nothing is inappropriate for this group!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2532 on: April 15, 2023, 07:10:39 PM »
Chad, I was waiting for a couple from you.

Post them, Podaar. Use an a**terisk or two if needed
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2533 on: April 15, 2023, 07:36:29 PM »
Quote from: DragonAttack on April 15, 2023, 07:10:39 PM
Chad, I was waiting for a couple from you.

Sorry man.  I've been wearing milk-bone underwear lately (if you get the Peterson-ism)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2534 on: April 16, 2023, 03:49:56 AM »
Oh wow!  Ok, this is the second time I've actually answered a question!  I'll have to look at the OP for the rules here.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2535 on: April 16, 2023, 03:53:20 AM »
Alright, keeping in crude territory;

Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn.  And you say.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2536 on: April 16, 2023, 05:08:53 AM »
Did you remember the milk?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2537 on: April 16, 2023, 05:55:44 AM »
‘Not my fault that you didn’t do the laundry before you left.’

‘Heeeeere’s Johnny!’

‘Sorry, I forgot my DTF password, so….’
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2538 on: April 16, 2023, 06:14:34 AM »
I was thinking of you, really
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2539 on: April 16, 2023, 06:16:56 AM »
Quote from: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 03:53:20 AM
Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn. ..

Did you mean to post this in the Exasperating Thread?  ;D
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2540 on: April 16, 2023, 06:22:39 AM »
Quote from: TAC on April 16, 2023, 06:16:56 AM
Quote from: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 03:53:20 AM
Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn. ..

Did you mean to post this in the Exasperating Thread?  ;D

Nah... 'what made you happy today'.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2541 on: April 16, 2023, 06:59:27 AM »
Wanna go for a ride?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2542 on: April 16, 2023, 07:04:20 AM »
Hey Hon, could you post the standings in Scenes From A Hat thread? I'm a little busy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2543 on: April 16, 2023, 07:50:40 AM »
Can you pass the Grey Poupon?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2544 on: April 16, 2023, 08:07:22 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on April 16, 2023, 06:22:39 AM
Quote from: TAC on April 16, 2023, 06:16:56 AM
Quote from: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 03:53:20 AM
Your partner comes home from shopping and walks in on you butt naked jerking off while sniffing her underwear while watching porn. ..

Did you mean to post this in the Exasperating Thread?  ;D

Nah... 'what made you happy today'.

I was going to post this a couple of weeks ago in the 'things that p*ssed you off today' thread, but my hand was busy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2545 on: April 16, 2023, 09:05:24 AM »
Wanna smell my finger?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2546 on: April 16, 2023, 01:28:42 PM »
Hold on, I'm almost done.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2547 on: April 16, 2023, 01:29:27 PM »
I saw on tiktok that semen helps to get the brown spots out.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2548 on: April 16, 2023, 02:18:06 PM »
So do you still want to go snorkeling on vacation?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2549 on: April 16, 2023, 02:29:13 PM »
Sorry I don't normally do this by myself but I called your sister and she said she wasn't available today.
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« Reply #2550 on: April 16, 2023, 02:50:47 PM »
This underwear is vintage yesterday.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2551 on: April 16, 2023, 03:39:25 PM »
With the lights out, it's less dangerous, here we are now, entertain us, I feel stupid, and contagious
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2552 on: April 16, 2023, 05:04:10 PM »
Hey……can you change the channel to ‘Dr. Pimple Popper’……I’m ready to climax.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2553 on: April 16, 2023, 06:58:46 PM »
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2554 on: April 16, 2023, 07:00:08 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on April 16, 2023, 06:58:46 PM
Rookie question.  How long do we let run before picking a winner?  One day, two days?

Until you're um..finished. ;D
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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