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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2485 on: April 08, 2023, 12:44:07 AM »
Lots of funny ones the winner is

Imas Quirter

Took me a few seconds to work it out, then caused me a fit of giggles.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2486 on: April 08, 2023, 07:39:11 AM »
Quote from: soupytwist on April 08, 2023, 12:44:07 AM
the winner is

Imas Quirter

Took me a few seconds to work it out, then caused me a fit of giggles.

Really? It seems like a bit of a stretch to me. I like the entries that sounded like they could be real names... like... Anita Dickensyde
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2487 on: April 08, 2023, 07:45:32 AM »
 :D :D :tup

(well, my offering that used a DT song title didn't work, but Ima did make me laugh as well....)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2488 on: April 08, 2023, 10:19:24 AM »
Well OK then, thanks  :tup


Next Scene:

Wrong/Inappropriate things to say at a eulogy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2489 on: April 09, 2023, 05:19:42 AM »
"Wow, this crowd is as dead as my mom is." *rimshot*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2490 on: April 09, 2023, 07:27:07 AM »
I'm sorry for your loss.  What's your phone number again?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2491 on: April 09, 2023, 07:27:32 AM »
You look hot in black.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2492 on: April 09, 2023, 07:50:26 AM »
** Walks up to the person giving the eulogy and slaps them side the head. **
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2493 on: April 09, 2023, 08:21:05 AM »
"I can feel him looking down on us,  like the condescending bastard he always was".

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2494 on: April 09, 2023, 08:18:59 PM »
Mom didn’t really sweat much for a fat woman.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2495 on: April 09, 2023, 09:25:38 PM »
It took us long, but we are finally here.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2023, 02:49:30 PM by Vmadera00 »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2496 on: April 09, 2023, 09:39:29 PM »
Not a "scene" but one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck..." quips was "if you ever cracked a beer during a eulogy..."

Also not a scene, but reminds me of a joke I heard about a young lady who got tired of her old Grandmother saying to her "You're next" anytime they went to a wedding. So one time when they were at a funeral, the young lady said to her Grandma "You're next." 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2497 on: April 10, 2023, 12:36:59 PM »
Al was a lucky man.  It took me 7 times to kill him.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2498 on: April 10, 2023, 01:18:43 PM »
The guy gave a great blowjob.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2499 on: April 10, 2023, 02:40:17 PM »
Bill told me how he grew up in Arkansas, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2500 on: April 11, 2023, 09:12:52 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on April 09, 2023, 08:18:59 PM
Mom didn’t really sweat much for a fat woman.

Winna!     You're up Gregg  :tup




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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2501 on: April 11, 2023, 11:22:38 AM »
Thanks, my man!

New Scene:

Two-thousand and twenty-three years ago, an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it, and said...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2502 on: April 11, 2023, 11:26:19 AM »
Man alive do I have to pinch the mother of all loaves!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2503 on: April 11, 2023, 01:41:25 PM »
You're never going to believe this but........
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2504 on: April 11, 2023, 01:48:57 PM »
Nail me to a cross if I have to move that rock again.  Jesus.



Thankfully I had my Jesusaide to boost my God muscles.



Jerusalem really gives you the swamp ass, rolling rocks.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2505 on: April 11, 2023, 01:50:45 PM »
...the main reason I could move that stone was because I'm a vegan and I do cross fit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2506 on: April 11, 2023, 01:54:27 PM »
I actually moved that my dick.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2507 on: April 11, 2023, 08:51:48 PM »
"Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2508 on: April 11, 2023, 08:53:25 PM »
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Thanks, my man!

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I'm too old for this shit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2509 on: April 11, 2023, 11:32:01 PM »
Hail Satan!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2510 on: April 12, 2023, 06:18:01 AM »
Anyone got a Bud Light?

The last thing I remember was telling her to “calm down”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2511 on: April 12, 2023, 05:25:51 PM »
Two-thousand and twenty-three years ago, an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it, and said...

'OK, who snuck in the chocolate eggs?'

'Before you depart, let's pray one rosary.  It's the newest version, fresh off the presses.  Look at what we've attached to the end.  You like?'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2512 on: April 13, 2023, 09:35:04 AM »
Man, am I glad there are no bunnies around today.  I hate bunnies.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2513 on: April 13, 2023, 10:15:00 AM »
The disciples said to meet them at the stone so we could smoke up the rest of that Myrrh
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2514 on: April 13, 2023, 10:18:09 AM »
Who wants to earn their wings today?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2515 on: April 13, 2023, 10:28:39 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on April 13, 2023, 09:35:04 AM
Man, am I glad there are no bunnies around today.  I hate bunnies.

I was thinking of adding something along those lines. :tup

A couple more:

'I know I was supposed to get you Thursday night, but there's no GPS towers around here.  What did I miss?'

'I just flew down from Heaven.....and man, are my wings tired!'  <rim shot>
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2516 on: April 13, 2023, 01:12:15 PM »
Thanks guys, I really enjoyed everyone's responses. Still, I do need to choose just one.

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'OK, who snuck in the chocolate eggs?'

I choose you.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2517 on: April 14, 2023, 04:49:10 AM »
Praise cheeses! ;)

You are the commissioner of the newly formed WTFL.  Your objective is to come up with (in)appropriate badly named sports teams.  The more alliterative or semi alliterative, the better    (ie  Baltimore Murders, Towson Titmice)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2518 on: April 14, 2023, 05:22:59 AM »
Washington Foreskins
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2519 on: April 14, 2023, 05:37:36 AM »
New England Rasists.

N.Y. Towers

Arizona AR-15's

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