Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[gmillerdrake]

I'll let this go for a few more hours......

[faizoff]

Spouse swap bingo

[gmillerdrake]

Grocery store cart returning etiquette.

Going with the deep cut here, you're up! 

[Cool Chris]

jingle.boy   67
gmillerdrake   48
Podaar   27
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  17
Cool Chris   16
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
hefdaddy42 4
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1

Forget Quiet Quitting, that is so 2022. The new trend in the workplace is....

[gmillerdrake]

Sexy Starting - Show up first day of work dressed to seduce and entice

[jingle.boy]

Actually doing your job without being a whiny assed bitch.

[Stadler]

Drunken Delivery - Deliver at least one of your weekly metrics while chugging a six pack. 

[hefdaddy42]

Cubicle shitting.  Why get up?  Don't stop working!

[jingle.boy]

Costanza'g - naps under your desk.

[gmillerdrake]

My Ass Was Harassed - File as many harassment charges as possible against as many high level executives as possible until one sticks and you win a major lawsuit

HR Roulette - Flip to a random page in your HR policy, whatever policy it is....immediately violate it and see what happens

[TAC]

Sexual Harassment Fridays!

[jingle.boy]

False Accusation Fridays.

[gmillerdrake]

Spin the Bottle Happy Hour

[jingle.boy]

Glory Hole breakout room.

[Podaar]

Odious Opining

[Cool Chris]

Cubicle shitting.  Why get up?  Don't stop working!

The bluntness of this one makes it a winner for me.

[hefdaddy42]

Cubicle shitting.  Why get up?  Don't stop working!

The bluntness of this one makes it a winner for me.

jingle.boy   67
gmillerdrake   48
Podaar   27
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  17
Cool Chris   16
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
hefdaddy42 5
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1


Lesser well-known sequels to classic films

[gmillerdrake]

Peacefully Pass - Follow John McClane in his last few weeks of life at Hospice 

[jingle.boy]

Gone With The Way of the Water

The Maltese Pigeon

Schindler's To Do List

The Grapes of Gluttony

Okfellas
Greatfellas
DTFellas

[gmillerdrake]

Hold the Pulp Fiction

Low Orbit Wars

Slow Dances with Prarie Dogs

[gmillerdrake]

Children of the Soybean Patch

Mission Very Accomplishable

[Podaar]

Andromeda Vaccination

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, The Fat, and the Tall

The Bourne Impotency


























Juan Spewed Over the Cuckold's Chest

[jingle.boy]

Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene 

[gmillerdrake]

Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene 

Ha! I was thinking that Gregg just used his search history to populate a reply.

[hefdaddy42]

Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene 

[Podaar]

Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene 

Ha! I was thinking that Gregg just used his search history to populate a reply.

Nah. I've just never forgiven Chad for giving the victory to someone else in spite of my superior submission. I've been waiting for an excuse to use it again. 

[gmillerdrake]

Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene 

Ha! I was thinking that Gregg just used his search history to populate a reply.

Nah. I've just never forgiven Chad for giving the victory to someone else in spite of my superior submission. I've been waiting for an excuse to use it again. 

He does that a lot 

[Lonk]

The Big Lebowski and the world of pain

[jingle.boy]

Suggest we keep this clean so that someone might be able to use the "Pron movie title adaptations" as a future scene 

Ha! I was thinking that Gregg just used his search history to populate a reply.

Nah. I've just never forgiven Chad for giving the victory to someone else in spite of my superior submission. I've been waiting for an excuse to use it again. 

Man you got a long memory.  I did a search, and that goes back to page 14 on the ORIGINAL Scenes thread.  Wow.  Guess we can't do that topic again!

[hefdaddy42]

Schindler's To Do List

Winner!

[jingle.boy]

jingle.boy   68
gmillerdrake   48
Podaar   27
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  17
Cool Chris   16
TAC 11
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
hefdaddy42 5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1


Commandments that didn't make the Top 10

[gmillerdrake]

Thou shalt not use 'thou shalt not' in proclaiming commandments. It's weird......

Don't be dicks to each other.

[Stadler]

Thou shalt not ruin the "Political Humor" thread with "serious topics". 

[gmillerdrake]

Simon Says boil drinking water

[Lonk]

Thou shall always return your shopping cart...



Sorry, I had to