Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[Lonk]

The scenario reminded me of this:

https://youtu.be/5hmdmUm99ZQ?t=71

[hefdaddy42]

As you all know, Jeff and I have been best friends since grade school.

But what many of you may NOT know, including Jeff if I'm being honest, is that I also go way back with Becky, if you know what I mean.

[Stadler]

- So I'll bet you didn't know the bride was a magician.... yep, the last three men she took an engagement ring from disappeared!

- So it's nice to see the groom's roommates here.  His parents!   

[Podaar]

I'll leave this open until tomorrow morning...see if we get more responses.

[gmillerdrake]

......and I always thought their son looked more like Jeff's brother Tom than him, but none of us really recall much from that weekend at Tahoe so Bless his soul for raising him as his own.

[soupytwist]

Straight after the speech I'm starting a sweepstake outside for how long will it be before we see them on Jeremy Kyle...

Shall I tell you how much I love this guy?  He banged my Sister, He banged my Mother, and he tried to bang my Grandmother at her funeral - and yet we remain true friends. What a guy!

[Podaar]

As you all know, Jeff and I have been best friends since grade school.

But what many of you may NOT know, including Jeff if I'm being honest, is that I also go way back with Becky, if you know what I mean.

Winner!

[hefdaddy42]

As you all know, Jeff and I have been best friends since grade school.

But what many of you may NOT know, including Jeff if I'm being honest, is that I also go way back with Becky, if you know what I mean.

Winner!

jingle.boy   66
gmillerdrake   47
Podaar   26
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  17
Cool Chris   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
hefdaddy42 4
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1

Rejected ideas for the next new Star Wars show on Disney +

[Stadler]

What If?  That Luke and Leia kiss on the platform WASN'T platonic!

[gmillerdrake]

Hunting Endor  -  Follow groups of contracted hunters as they work tirelessly to hunt down evasive Ewok's in order to meet the demanding quotas set by the burgeoning galactic taste for the furry critters meat which is considered a delicacy. The younger Ewok's fetch a particularly high price.

[Stadler]

VH1 Behind The Music:  Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes

[gmillerdrake]

Kinky Kyber Crystal's -     Kyber crystals aren't just for the force users of the Galaxy. Explore the sordid underworld of the galactic sex industry and the sex toys that are designed for and powered by the rare mineral.

[gmillerdrake]

The Emperor's New Clothes - Behind the scenes look at the man who has crafted the Emperor's Black Hooded outfit for multiple decades and manages to keep his trusted position despite never altering the design.

[jingle.boy]

Gary's on a roll. Combine his two addictions, and there's no competing with him.

[gmillerdrake]

The Real Housewives of Coruscant

[TAC]

Chewbacca wants to be referred to as They/Them/Theirs.

[jingle.boy]

So You Think You Can Hunt ... hosted by Ted Nugent.

[Podaar]

Dancing With The Twi'lek Slaves!

[soupytwist]

A new faction forms aligning with neither the Dark or Light side. Creating a more of a Binary neutral side wielding rainbow coloured Lightsabres.

Jedi Academy the musical.

Snow White and the 7 Ewoks.

[jingle.boy]

Squid Game: Dagobah

[gmillerdrake]

Big Brother - Kamino 

[hefdaddy42]

Some good entries here so far.

OK if I pick the winner before end of day?  Or is that going too soon?

[jingle.boy]

Lifestyles of the Moist and Tanned.  Follow former Rancor keeper, Malakili as he tours the sandscapes of Tattooine, profiling the 7 farming families as they strive to fill this year's moisture quotas.

[jingle.boy]

Deadliest Snatch: Porg fishing

[jingle.boy]

Deadliest Snatch Season 2: The Twi'lek Slaves

[hefdaddy42]

Deadliest Snatch: Porg fishing

This one made me audibly snort, something I am loath to do.

Winner!

[jingle.boy]

jingle.boy   67
gmillerdrake   47
Podaar   26
lonestar   25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland   23
Stadler  17
Cool Chris   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam   10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
Zydar   7
Snow Dog   7
JayOctavarium   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   5
Soupytwist 5
hefdaddy42 4
Jarlaxle 4
Vmadera 4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Indiscipline 1
DragonAttack 1
faizoff 1

Seems appropriate for today ....

Weird things to give up for Lent

[gmillerdrake]

Eating freshly clipped toe nails

Using dried skin as a Parmesan Cheese supplement

[hefdaddy42]

Posting in P/R

[Lonk]

Using your home bathroom

[Stadler]

Using any bathrooms.

[jingle.boy]

Posting in P/R

I didn't ask for the BEST things to give up for LENT. 

[hefdaddy42]

ITT jingle wants hef to stop posting in P/R

[gmillerdrake]

Heavy Mouth Breathing

Peeping Tom Date Night

Mayonnaise Baths

[gmillerdrake]

Tantric Masturbation