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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2170 on: January 18, 2023, 08:36:37 AM »
"Principal Peterson ... nice pants.  That was weird.  I take back what I said about those pants, okay? Not that they're not nice pants. I mean, of course they are. They're great pants, you know. I just don't want you to think that all I'm doing is looking at your pants. I'm also looking at your face, and-and your shirt, your tie, all of which are lovely. Like a manly kind of lovely. You know what I mean? Good Lord, I'm not making much sense, am I? I'm gonna laugh about that one tonight. And I'm sure you will, too, when you take those pants off tonight. Not that I'm thinking about you taking your pants off! Nothing could be further from the truth! I mean, well, now, don't get me wrong. You know, it's not like I would be grossed out if you took your pants off. Go ahead, run around naked for all I care! After all, you'll do whatever you want to do. You're Principal Peterson, for crying out loud!  ♪ With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone ♪ ♪ This old man came rolling home! ♪"

Sorry for the delay, but this is the kind of stuff I was thinking  :lol

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For those that didn't recognize it... it was Norm Peterson when he was hired on as a beer tester, and his final interview was with the President of the brewery.  Rebecca had convinced him he should be nervous and blow it - and he did.  Seemed to be the right fit for the scene.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2171 on: January 18, 2023, 09:07:46 AM »
I didn't recognize it. Who in the hell is Norm Peterson?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2172 on: January 18, 2023, 11:57:57 AM »
I didn't recognize it. Who in the hell is Norm Peterson?

This is easily the biggest wtf moment I've ever had with you.  You might as well have asked who Andy Moog is.

How is there any possible way you don't know who Norm Peterson is.  You're from Boston, ffs.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2173 on: January 18, 2023, 12:19:15 PM »
Andy Moog played for the Oilers right? :neverusethis:
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2174 on: January 18, 2023, 12:26:35 PM »
Tim, Really? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2175 on: January 18, 2023, 03:03:17 PM »
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2176 on: January 19, 2023, 04:45:18 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2177 on: January 19, 2023, 06:32:59 AM »
You're good looking! Our babies will be beautiful!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2178 on: January 19, 2023, 07:10:30 AM »
You're so much more beautiful in person than when looking at you through the shrubbery and dirty glass of your bedroom window
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2179 on: January 19, 2023, 07:44:23 AM »
So glad we could get together after my fever blister cleared up
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2180 on: January 19, 2023, 07:56:37 AM »
Your boobies are much nicer than the girl I went out with this afternoon. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2181 on: January 19, 2023, 08:23:51 AM »
So....after this, can you help me inspect this well I've been digging in my basement?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2182 on: January 19, 2023, 08:24:29 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2183 on: January 19, 2023, 08:26:40 AM »
Thank you for making time to go out with me tonight. I called your daughter first but she said she was unavailable.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2184 on: January 19, 2023, 09:13:11 AM »
So if you come back home with me I just want to warn you that my dick is three inches long.


Wait, we’re still talking about the caption contest, right?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2185 on: January 19, 2023, 09:28:35 AM »
Well I'm going to have the Happy Meal, what about you?
Hi Mum.
These plates are novelty.........normally I just eat off the floor.
Mind if I call you Babe?  Because you eat like a pig.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2186 on: January 20, 2023, 08:42:02 AM »
"Seriously, a whole rack of ribs? no wonder you look the way you do"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2187 on: January 20, 2023, 08:55:30 AM »
So do you like Winger?

Winger winger, chicken dinger!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2188 on: January 22, 2023, 12:13:27 PM »

Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2189 on: January 22, 2023, 12:30:21 PM »
Decoder ring for Scenes from a Hat suggestions
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2190 on: January 22, 2023, 12:58:45 PM »
Red shirt, and brown pants.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2191 on: January 22, 2023, 01:46:03 PM »
Portable instant STD testing kit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2192 on: January 23, 2023, 05:43:57 AM »
Martini seeking tie pin

Women-with-innuendo-names repelling aftershave
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2193 on: January 26, 2023, 05:01:37 AM »
Portable instant STD testing kit.

Yeah that's the winner!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2194 on: January 26, 2023, 09:02:40 PM »
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While searching Joe Biden's home and offices for classified materials, they were stunned beyond belief when they found...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2195 on: January 26, 2023, 09:19:41 PM »
The REAL Joe Biden sitting in a rocking chair reading fairy tales to one of Hunters bastard kids
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2196 on: January 27, 2023, 04:27:53 AM »
Dwight Gooden’s rookie card.

14 skids of eggs

Betty White and Barbara Walters playing parcheesi.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2197 on: January 27, 2023, 06:10:58 AM »
Gallery display of Obama's life
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2198 on: January 27, 2023, 07:38:40 AM »
Dave Manchester
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« Reply #2199 on: January 27, 2023, 08:50:52 AM »
Mike Pence reading what Mike had brought
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2200 on: January 27, 2023, 09:07:41 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #2201 on: January 27, 2023, 09:46:22 AM »
His memory.

A swear jar.

A stack of magazines named "Milf Hunters."  Hunter's collection obviously. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2202 on: January 27, 2023, 10:30:43 AM »
Reapsta's manifesto.
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« Reply #2203 on: January 27, 2023, 10:56:36 AM »
Jimmy Hoffa.

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« Reply #2204 on: January 27, 2023, 11:02:15 AM »
Belly lint.
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