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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1995 on: December 13, 2022, 02:46:22 PM »
Pumpkin spice, well, anything.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1996 on: December 13, 2022, 08:19:48 PM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1997 on: December 14, 2022, 03:19:59 AM »
Some excellent responses. This one made me laugh the most and for the longest

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1998 on: December 14, 2022, 07:13:21 AM »
 Oh cool, thanks Gregg   :tup


Let's try:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1999 on: December 14, 2022, 07:18:22 AM »
Public service announcement for Planned Parenthood by Herschel Walker.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2000 on: December 14, 2022, 08:21:57 AM »
“Hi, I’m Nick Cannon. Did you know that vasectomies are quick and painless?”

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2001 on: December 14, 2022, 09:40:06 AM »
"Why Go To The Synagogue?  Stay at home with Kanye West's Home High Holidays Set!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2002 on: December 14, 2022, 09:57:37 AM »
Vegan recipes from Ted Nugent.

Shopping cart etiquette by TAC.

Ancestry.com - Temous Vox.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2003 on: December 14, 2022, 09:58:56 AM »
how To Make Friends and Influence People  …. Jordan Bennington.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2004 on: December 14, 2022, 10:06:06 AM »
Steve Harvey's Head and Shoulder shampoo/Conditioner set.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2005 on: December 14, 2022, 10:38:14 AM »
Steve Harvey's Head and Shoulder shampoo/Conditioner set.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2006 on: December 14, 2022, 08:21:03 PM »
How to pack while traveling internationally, with Britney Griner.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2007 on: December 14, 2022, 08:23:23 PM »
The Guide To Common Sence by Stadler
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2008 on: December 15, 2022, 01:29:57 AM »
The guide to keeping a head at your workplace by Jeffery Dahmer
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2009 on: December 15, 2022, 05:21:01 AM »
Brazilian Bikini Salon by Roseanne Barr

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2010 on: December 15, 2022, 08:18:33 AM »
How to pack while traveling internationally, with Britney Griner.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2011 on: December 15, 2022, 08:50:32 AM »
Great, will post new topic when I get home from work.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2012 on: December 15, 2022, 08:53:41 AM »
Don't kill this thread for 2 years the way King did!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2013 on: December 15, 2022, 08:33:56 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2014 on: December 15, 2022, 08:39:35 PM »
Grandma
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2015 on: December 15, 2022, 08:41:48 PM »
Chino’s cone.  :chino2:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2016 on: December 15, 2022, 10:26:41 PM »
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« Reply #2017 on: December 16, 2022, 03:01:09 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2018 on: December 16, 2022, 03:58:57 AM »
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« Reply #2019 on: December 16, 2022, 06:16:53 AM »
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« Reply #2020 on: December 16, 2022, 07:34:39 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2021 on: December 16, 2022, 11:45:40 AM »
A pile of skulls from my vanquished enemies, skirted with the tears of their women's lamentations.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2022 on: December 16, 2022, 03:56:35 PM »
Taxidermy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2023 on: December 16, 2022, 04:05:12 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2024 on: December 18, 2022, 05:41:45 AM »
The rotting corpse of this fucking thread.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2025 on: December 18, 2022, 05:43:08 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2026 on: December 18, 2022, 09:28:05 AM »
Grandma

This was the Instant Winner.

If only you were the judge. Cmon Chis …. Let’s have your verdict.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #2027 on: December 18, 2022, 09:44:28 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2028 on: December 19, 2022, 06:01:12 AM »

Crucifixes

I don't know how I feel about this making me chuckle. DragonAttack, you are on the board!

On my first or second try (how I miss the caption contest).  Well, I'll hope this hasn't been done :

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« Reply #2029 on: December 19, 2022, 06:18:25 AM »
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