Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174931 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1890 on:** March 06, 2020, 08:01:17 AM »

Just two, and your teeth will be floating you'll have to take a leak so bad.

So good, you'll want to drink your own piss afterwards.

The Stadler of Beers.

Imodium not included.

Indiscipline · « **Reply #1891 on:** March 06, 2020, 08:15:45 AM »

Corona, just spread it!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1892 on:** March 06, 2020, 08:24:25 AM »

Quote from: Indiscipline on March 06, 2020, 08:15:45 AM

Corona, just spread it!

Podaar · « **Reply #1893 on:** March 06, 2020, 10:26:15 AM »

^Yeah, were all competing for second place at this point

Tickle a Schlitz. Now in the easy opening can.

Had a hard day? Pound down a Busch.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1894 on:** March 06, 2020, 10:45:04 AM »

Bearded Clam micro-brewery ... smells like fish; tastes like chicken.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1895 on:** March 06, 2020, 10:55:27 AM »

If you are in the mood for some bread, but without all that pesky solid matter, boy, do we have something for you!

Podaar · « **Reply #1896 on:** March 06, 2020, 10:57:00 AM »

You have to drink a few before you can pronounce Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier.

Catch a cold Corona today. I know, but I couldn't help it

PBR, still better than taking a paper-hole punch to your eyelid.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1897 on:** March 06, 2020, 12:58:57 PM »

Schlitz. Not just for breakfast anymore!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1898 on:** March 06, 2020, 01:17:44 PM »

Brown Star Lager - Get Bent

Lonk · « **Reply #1899 on:** March 08, 2020, 09:53:47 AM »

Some really good entries but this one wins. Your turn

Quote from: Indiscipline on March 06, 2020, 08:15:45 AM

Corona, just spread it!

Indiscipline · « **Reply #1900 on:** March 09, 2020, 08:26:45 AM »

Eh, morbid taste goes a long way.

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gmillerdrake 46
lonestar 25
TempusVox 23
Podaar 23
kingshmegland 21
Stadler 16
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
Cool Chris 11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 7
Snow Dog 7
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
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Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
hefdaddy42 1
Indiscipline 1

Next scene: crowded elevator, a cup of scorching hot coffee in each hand, you gotta sneeze.

Stadler · « **Reply #1901 on:** March 09, 2020, 09:04:34 AM »

I don't see the problem.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1902 on:** March 09, 2020, 10:34:19 AM »

Excuse me maam'........can I rub my nose in your cleavage? I'm about to sneeze but as you can see I'm two fisting coffee and am unable to rub it myself.......

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1903 on:** March 09, 2020, 10:35:53 AM »

Corona outbreak in 3 ... 2... 1...

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1904 on:** March 09, 2020, 11:01:59 AM »

Not sure if any of you are Sanders supporters but we are all about to Feel the Burn

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1905 on:** March 09, 2020, 01:20:30 PM »

Still better than a rancid Taco Bell fart.

TAC · « **Reply #1906 on:** March 09, 2020, 04:57:22 PM »

Sorry, that was coffee that I spilled on your neck. Seriously.

Podaar · « **Reply #1907 on:** March 09, 2020, 06:01:32 PM »

"It's a good thing this coffee is kosher, because I'm AHCHOOO!"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1908 on:** March 09, 2020, 06:13:56 PM »

Could you hit Floor 12 please......thanks a latte

TAC · « **Reply #1909 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:42:04 PM »

OK... I can't believe I'm going to do this....

Anyone java Kleenex?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1910 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:44:32 PM »

Quote from: TAC on March 09, 2020, 07:42:04 PM

OK... I can't believe I'm going to do this....

Anyone java Kleenex?

Nope. What floor can I espresso for you?

TAC · « **Reply #1911 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:53:29 PM »

Do you smell something burning because the mocha detectors just went off.

Podaar · « **Reply #1912 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:54:54 PM »

The instrumental Narita was a precursor to Iron Maiden

TAC · « **Reply #1913 on:** March 09, 2020, 08:19:50 PM »

Indiscipline · « **Reply #1914 on:** March 10, 2020, 09:52:30 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on March 09, 2020, 07:54:54 PM

The instrumental Narita was a precursor to Iron Maiden

Gotta resend, see the banned list at page 1.

Your turn for the Top 50.

Podaar · « **Reply #1915 on:** March 10, 2020, 11:36:36 AM »

Quote from: Indiscipline on March 10, 2020, 09:52:30 AM

Quote from: Podaar on March 09, 2020, 07:54:54 PM
The instrumental Narita was a precursor to Iron Maiden

Gotta resend, see the banned list at page 1.

Your turn for the Top 50.

Wait a minute. Eight months later and now you want me because I'm a yoga instructor and have lost 2-1/2 stones? I don't think, bub.

What thread is this again?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1916 on:** March 10, 2020, 12:03:16 PM »

I have no idea what's going on in these last few posts........

Indiscipline · « **Reply #1917 on:** March 10, 2020, 12:07:37 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 10, 2020, 12:03:16 PM

I have no idea what's going on in these last few posts........

Tim left his manpurse in another thread, Gregg went meta, I dropped a ponce-bomb, Gregg found Tim's manpurse and went smartypants meta.

Gregg wins, Gregg's turn.

Podaar · « **Reply #1918 on:** March 10, 2020, 12:29:35 PM »

Okay, that was the strangest victory on record...ponce-bomb indeed.

jingle.boy 61
gmillerdrake 46
lonestar 25
Podaar 24
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland 21
Stadler 16
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
Cool Chris 11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 7
Snow Dog 7
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
AngelBack 2
vmadera 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
hefdaddy42 1
Indiscipline 1

Next scene: Outtakes from the CDC/White House joint press conference

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1919 on:** March 10, 2020, 01:03:36 PM »

Trump: "Since the virus travels through the air I'm shutting down all Air Ports"
CDC Official: "That's not how it works Mr. President"

Stadler · « **Reply #1920 on:** March 10, 2020, 01:11:00 PM »

"There is absolutely no truth to the rumors that this virus - most dangerous for people over the age of 75 - is in fact a targeted attack on all candidates for President of the United States in 2020."

Lonk · « **Reply #1921 on:** March 10, 2020, 01:15:56 PM »

CDC: "And we are taking all necessary steps to stop..."
Trump: "We have spent beellions and beellions of dollars. This is the best reaction any president in the history of the United States has ever have over any health situation. We are doing a tremendous job."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1922 on:** March 10, 2020, 01:38:12 PM »

This thing is going to crush my 63M vote count from 2016

It's a tremendous virus, really. Really huge. The best we've seen in years. It has the most beauty.. tremendous really - the best Mike Pence ever had. It's something every American should have. It's making America great again. Some say .. some say it's - look, I'm not worried.

Now, you can all lock yourself up like little Teddie, but there's nothing to be worried about. I'm over 75, and I lick doorknobs for breakfast. Milenia licks a different kind of knob, but she's got a really most tough immunity. Hell, she's immune to my advances.
<reporter question>
Eponential? What does math have to do with anything? Look, I'm a walking calculator, I know my times tables up to ... well, it's way up there. Baron does too. And no, no squares or cubes or anything have any impact. But everyone should fill their freezer with ice cubes, to be safe.
<reporter question>
Sanitary? Just wipe on your sleeve like I do. A good motorboat will work too.
<reporter question>
No. No concerns. We're going to do our part to help the cruise lines by moving all sessions of congress to a Carnival ship as of Tuesday.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1923 on:** March 10, 2020, 01:59:29 PM »

Alex Azar, unknowingly whispering into a hot mic: "Goddammit Trump"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1924 on:** March 10, 2020, 03:29:34 PM »

I'm appointing our new Chief of CDC, Randall Flagg.

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174931 times)