Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173722 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1085 on:** December 04, 2017, 08:19:13 PM »

Fuck you you fucking fuck

Who's the "smart" one now?

Time to hand in your man-card

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1086 on:** December 04, 2017, 09:00:19 PM »

"After you bought this and loaded it up in your car, I noticed you neglected to return your cart to the corral."

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1087 on:** December 04, 2017, 09:32:33 PM »

Error: Fluid and Flesh detected in Coax Connection you sick pervert

masterthes · « **Reply #1088 on:** December 05, 2017, 04:28:49 AM »

You're not man enough to handle this much winning

Podaar · « **Reply #1089 on:** December 05, 2017, 06:07:50 AM »

You should have sprung for the Samsung, you cheap bastard.

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #1090 on:** December 06, 2017, 02:17:38 PM »

You know what they say about a man: the bigger his TV the smaller his...

TAC · « **Reply #1091 on:** December 06, 2017, 02:18:29 PM »

This TV only plays the Oprah Channel.

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #1092 on:** December 06, 2017, 07:19:05 PM »

Error: Fake news detected, channel incompatible with Smart TV

Stadler · « **Reply #1093 on:** December 08, 2017, 08:15:17 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on December 04, 2017, 08:26:49 AM

No Twitter account detected. Please enter valid Twitter account, password and restart system.

I know, this is probably too much "insider baseball", but given my recent posts over at P/R, this got a laugh out loud and therefore the win. (Jingle, you were close on this one, and Podaar actually had another that could have won as well).

Podaar · « **Reply #1094 on:** December 08, 2017, 09:19:59 AM »

As Jingle would say, "Know thy audience."

Standings:
jingle.boy 45
gmillerdrake 43
lonestar 25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland 20
Podaar 19
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
TAC 6
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
Cool Chris 6
Stadler 6
JayOctavarium 5
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

New scene: Bad times to say, "Just like Mom used to make!"

TAC · « **Reply #1095 on:** December 08, 2017, 09:33:12 AM »

While getting a blow job.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1096 on:** December 08, 2017, 09:35:12 AM »

Commenting on your wife's orgasm scream....

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1097 on:** December 08, 2017, 11:44:33 AM »

While pinching the morning loaf

Dutch Oven

Posting bail

masterthes · « **Reply #1098 on:** December 08, 2017, 12:08:59 PM »

Sucking on your wife's tits

Stadler · « **Reply #1099 on:** December 08, 2017, 12:33:19 PM »

Quote from: masterthes on December 08, 2017, 12:08:59 PM

Sucking on your wife's tits

I clicked on the thread and this is all I saw, and, oddly, I felt like I was home.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1100 on:** December 08, 2017, 01:05:26 PM »

After trimming the hedges

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #1101 on:** December 08, 2017, 08:22:34 PM »

While listening to your cat's forlorn yowling

TAC · « **Reply #1102 on:** December 08, 2017, 08:24:36 PM »

Following your wife in the bathroom.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1103 on:** December 08, 2017, 11:25:05 PM »

After trying out your new flesh light

Podaar · « **Reply #1104 on:** December 09, 2017, 05:48:51 AM »

Okay, I don't usually like to do this, but I've got to close this competition early. No one is going to beat this for at least three reasons that I can think of.

Quote from: TheSilentHam on December 08, 2017, 08:22:34 PM

While listening to your cat's forlorn yowling

You're up, Marc!

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #1105 on:** December 09, 2017, 09:38:01 AM »

Thanks Gregg!

I enjoyed that round, though the mental images of my mother were disturbing.

Standings:
jingle.boy 45
gmillerdrake 43
lonestar 25
TempusVox 20
kingshmegland 20
Podaar 19
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
TheSilentHam 7
TAC 6
Zydar 6
Cool Chris 6
Stadler 6
JayOctavarium 5
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

Can't contain my excitement for "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" this week, so...

New scene: Unexpected first lines delivered by Luke to Rey

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1106 on:** December 09, 2017, 10:11:08 AM »

I have a good feeling about this.

Nice ass!

DTF?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1107 on:** December 09, 2017, 10:30:57 AM »

This climate is dry and cold so Im going to have to use the Force on you quite a bit

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1108 on:** December 09, 2017, 10:39:09 AM »

I've heard you have a little Jedi inside you. Would you like my little Jedi inside you?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1109 on:** December 09, 2017, 10:50:25 AM »

Han didn’t happen to give you that $50 he owes me did he?

TAC · « **Reply #1110 on:** December 09, 2017, 10:57:36 AM »

More fucking Star Wars? WTF??

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1111 on:** December 09, 2017, 11:20:31 AM »

You didn't bring razor blade with you by any chance did you?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1112 on:** December 09, 2017, 11:21:54 AM »

Please pass the jelly.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1113 on:** December 09, 2017, 12:19:48 PM »

Did you bring some soap as well? Haven’t had a good bath in a while......my taint has its own Degobah System going on if you know what i mean.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1114 on:** December 09, 2017, 12:30:29 PM »

"This isn't about that sexual harassment complaint from 1980 is it? I swear I didn't know she was my sister! She even initiated it! I'm the victim here! #metoo"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1115 on:** December 09, 2017, 12:52:20 PM »

Got any quarters for the Donkey Kong machine?

masterthes · « **Reply #1116 on:** December 10, 2017, 06:06:56 PM »

Lightsabers and chill?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1117 on:** December 10, 2017, 08:23:27 PM »

Do you like what I've done with the place? The stairs are a bit of a bitch, but otherwise, I'm quite pleased with how it turned out.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1118 on:** December 10, 2017, 08:27:04 PM »

And your name is?

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #1119 on:** December 10, 2017, 10:26:25 PM »

Is Trump still president?

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173722 times)