Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[gmillerdrake]

Home Country: Canada

[King Postwhore]

Special skills: Grabbing Pussy.

[gmillerdrake]

Q.) How Flexible Are You? 
A.) Not quite as limber as your wife but I can make do.

[jingle.boy]

Draft Consultant for the Cleveland Browns.

PR Director for Sons of Apollo.

You had me at Draft Consultant... but the 2nd one was also exceptional.  Yur up!

[Cool Chris]

Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   42
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 19
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Cool Chris   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

What to put on a resume to guarantee you will get hired.

[jingle.boy]

Comments From Colleagues: "We always have his back." ... Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega.

Name: Thor
Previous Experience: Being Worthy

[JayOctavarium]

Whatever is on Chad's Resume

[gmillerdrake]

I have no gag reflex


I own 850 Acres of back country, heavily wooded property that in near inaccessible. One could say you could hide anything out there....never to be found.



Surveillance photos of the Company CEO's after hour goings on Available upon request

[jingle.boy]

Whatever is on Chad's Resume

 

[Stadler]

The last name "Gambino".   

[jingle.boy]

Name: Chuck Norris

[Cool Chris]

Will give till tomorrow morning in case any more come in.

[gmillerdrake]

I've never seen a TPS Report i didn't love

[Cool Chris]

I've never seen a TPS Report i didn't love

TPS Report references go to the front of the line!

[gmillerdrake]

I've never seen a TPS Report i didn't love

TPS Report references go to the front of the line!

Is this considered a 'W' then?

[Podaar]

Present employment: Chotchkies, waiter.
Achievements: Monthly Employee Flair Award, 2 years running.

[Cool Chris]

I've never seen a TPS Report i didn't love

TPS Report references go to the front of the line!

Is this considered a 'W' then?

Yes, you win, No gravy-training Podaar!

[gmillerdrake]

Sweet....thank you Sir!


Standings
jingle.boy   45
gmillerdrake   43
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   20
TempusVox 19
Podaar   18
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
TAC 6
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
JayOctavarium   5
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Cool Chris   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
Snow Dog 4
Stadler  4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1


Next Scene:

You've just had your first sexual experience and your partner decides to give you a nickname based off of that experience, what is it? 

[Podaar]

DeWalt

You know, like the best rated jackhammer in the buidness

[jingle.boy]

Rodeo

Yackity Sack

Vice Rear Admiral

[TAC]

The Astonishing

[jingle.boy]

The Astonishing

That bad, eh?

[Podaar]

Yackity Sack

[Podaar]

Uvula

[Podaar]

Sanchez

[Stadler]

[Whatever those little paper horns are that they blow on New Year's Eve]

[Stadler]

Probie

[Cool Chris]

Chuck Norris

[TAC]

Shorty   

[jingle.boy]

Timex

[JayOctavarium]

Thimble

[TAC]

Hat Trick

[TheSilentHam]

You Not Me

[Podaar]

Lumbergh

[jingle.boy]

Hat Trick

The Gordie Howe kind?