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Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

Started by gmillerdrake, March 28, 2017, 11:40:33 AM

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jingle.boy

My name is Tim, and I lied when I said I was at the Beiber concert.  I was actually seeing Winger; Kee of Hearts was opening.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

soupytwist

I was making out with my girlfriend, yeah she's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me!


TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

TempusVox

#599
It couldn't have been me, I was too busy warning Stadler to chill in the P/R forum.

Too soon?  :biggrin:

gmillerdrake

Quote from: Stadler on July 17, 2017, 06:23:59 AM
... I was at home.  I have witnesses.  I walked out of my house wearing only my tighty whighties, my wife's bra and purse, holding a half drank bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a bottle of Extra Virgin cooking oil in the other. My neighbor, Tempus Vox, saw me and helped me with my drumming.  You can ask him!

Sounds like a great Alibi. You win!

Stadler

#601
Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   40
lonestar   25
TempusVox 17
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Stadler  2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

At this pace, I'll be in the lead by... 2112.

So... this past weekend I went to a tag sale.   There was a neat little box called a "Mystery Box" for $5.  I figured, what the hell!   In it was a signed copy of Images and Words and a small painting of dogs playing poker (behind which I found an original copy of the Declaration of Independence).   But the most amazing thing was an unpublished manuscript from Tempus Vox called ___________


(All in fun, of course; let's remember to show the requisite amount of respect for another forumer...)

jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

gmillerdrake

"From Gimp in a Box to Jingle.Boy. One Canadians Life Adventure"

Cool Chris

Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you're not over there fucking it up.

jingle.boy

History of the St. Louis Blues:  Why They've Never Won a Cup
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

jingle.boy

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 07:39:38 AM
Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

Well, not really we aren't.   ;)
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

jingle.boy

How to Win Every Argument.   ;)

Mystery Novels for Dummies

How to Name Drop Like a Boss
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Podaar

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 20, 2017, 09:43:14 AM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 07:39:38 AM
Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

Well, not really we aren't.   ;)

GMD, Status Seeker.






Yes, that's an entry into the contest.

TempusVox


gmillerdrake

Quote from: Podaar on July 20, 2017, 03:01:36 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 20, 2017, 09:43:14 AM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 20, 2017, 07:39:38 AM
Using the most current standings to post.....you suck st it. Chad and I are tied

Well, not really we aren't.   ;)

GMD, Status Seeker

Just want the record to be shown correctly. That's all.

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

DebraKadabra

Mein Covfefe, The Biography of Pino Chitler.

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

gmillerdrake

Geedy Lee and his Merry Band of Cornholing Mexicans

TempusVox


TheSilentHam


jingle.boy

Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

The curious case of Gmillerdrake's vanishing point

Stadler

Gotta tell ya, and I'll take the blame for this, but there's not a lot to work with here. 


For being a sport, I'm going to give it to Tempus and beg his forgiveness moving forward.   

TempusVox


Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   40
lonestar   25
TempusVox 18
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Stadler  2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Thanks! No begging for forgiveness unless it's from me. Sorry I haven't posted until now. Been traveling.

Scene:
Acceptance speeches you'll never hear...

jingle.boy

I am honored to be your first female President -- Chelsea Clinton

Told you I'd beat that fuckin shark -- Michael Phelps
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

It's an honor to Win the Stanley Cup for the St. Louis Blues - Alex Petriangelo

Stadler

HAHA, this is a good one.  One of the better ones, actually!   

"I humbly accept this second term as President."  - Donald Trump

"I humbly accept [insert anything you goddamn well please, because the key word here is "humbly"]." - Donald Trump

"This Oscar means so much to me; thank you to the Academy..." - Steven Seagal

And unfortunately:
"It is truly an honor to now be among heroes, friends, and colleagues in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame." - Robert Fripp, Ronnie James Dio, Keith Emerson, Greg Lake, Lemmy, Duran Duran, and Iron Maiden (though I think the last two will ultimately get there)

Snow Dog

"It's truly an honor to receive (insert any Grammy award here)..." --Dream Theater

<Anything with a TelePrompTer> --Floyd Mayweather

jingle.boy

I never thought I'd win DTF Member of the Year --- Kotowboy

I can't wait to bring Vince Lombardi Trophy trophy to the city of Cleveland --- Jimmy Haslam

The Rock couldn't be hear tonight because of his campaign preparations, but I'll gladly accept this award for his performance in Baywatch 2: Bearded Clam --- Zac Efron

I'd like to thank Michael Bay for seeing the artistry in this book, and agreeing to use it for his latest movie.  Hard to believe 17 years after first finishing <some pompous title>, here I am holding the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar --- Tempus Vox
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

TempusVox

 :lol

Some clever entries...Jingle you were *thisclose* but Stadler takes it with the Steven Segal entry!

Stadler you're up!

Stadler

Standings
jingle.boy   41
gmillerdrake   40
lonestar   25
TempusVox 18
kingshmegland   17
Podaar   15
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheSilentHam   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium   4
DebraKadabra   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris   3
Stadler  3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1

Scene:
High school/college classes you WISH you could have taken.