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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #385 on: June 13, 2017, 12:20:31 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #386 on: June 13, 2017, 07:01:11 AM »
Dynasty

This one cuts close to the bone, but I still had to laugh...   you're up.   

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #387 on: June 13, 2017, 09:31:33 AM »
This one cuts close to the bone, but I still had to laugh...   you're up.   

Thank you! I knew that would hurt a little  :laugh:  and confession:  I was in grade school when it was released, and just loved it at the time.  I must have been in the target demo.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #388 on: June 13, 2017, 09:53:29 AM »
Surprisingly, hot water and soap removed the Horse Semen from your lapel pretty well
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #389 on: June 13, 2017, 09:57:40 AM »
Judging from the receipt you left in your pocket, you were at the Farmer's Market on Elm & Main when diarrhea did indeed strike
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« Reply #390 on: June 13, 2017, 10:10:11 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #391 on: June 13, 2017, 02:40:55 PM »
"Sir, your wife's dress was ruined because we found these XL condoms in the pocket"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #392 on: June 13, 2017, 02:56:13 PM »
"Sir, your wife's dress was ruined because we found these XL condoms in the pocket"

Yeah, about that .... I hope we can still be friends, Tim.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #393 on: June 13, 2017, 04:51:12 PM »
To save you money, we didn't bother cleaning this suit, Mr. Ham. No one would actually wear polyester with four buttons.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #394 on: June 13, 2017, 05:54:31 PM »
You're tax return has been submitted.

That's the first time we've seen that color stain in that area of a pair pants.  But, we got it out.

Oh yeah... right there... that's the spot... baaabyyy!!!!  Ohmagod, OHMAGOD.... OHMA FUCKING GOD!!!!  <sigh> You're clothes are going to take a little longer than expected.

Asparagus for dinner last night?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #395 on: June 14, 2017, 04:09:40 AM »
Sorry Mr Trump, no matter what we did everything still came out orange.

I hate to ask this....but did you own a pet Hamster, and if so has it erm recently gone missing?

Your tent is ready....oh wait it's NOT a tent?  It's your dinner jacket!?  Wow......

Dear Mr P. Parker your costume is now ready. However can I ask you take the web shooters off next time please, the inside of our machine now reminds me of my wife when she came back from that bukake party.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #396 on: June 14, 2017, 06:54:29 AM »
Come on, Bill. Not again.
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #397 on: June 14, 2017, 07:17:40 AM »
This is the 80s calling.  Ma'am, we graciously took back your four pastel blazers with the shoulder pads in them. No charge.  Joan Rivers loves them!  Have a blessed day.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #398 on: June 14, 2017, 07:50:04 AM »
Not need pick up crothes. Rint caught fire. Buirding gone.
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« Reply #399 on: June 14, 2017, 11:30:24 AM »
You have a collect call for Mrs Floyd from Mr Floyd.  Will you accept the charges from the United States?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #400 on: June 14, 2017, 12:11:53 PM »
This was so wong, it was right.  Winner!

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« Reply #401 on: June 14, 2017, 12:40:17 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #402 on: June 14, 2017, 12:42:02 PM »
I just had an enema.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #403 on: June 14, 2017, 12:42:35 PM »
I wish they'd play some Winger!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #404 on: June 14, 2017, 12:46:44 PM »
....and so I prefer it in the Butt.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #405 on: June 14, 2017, 01:59:46 PM »
That girl over there is such a bitch, but I'd fuck her anyway.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #406 on: June 14, 2017, 02:32:00 PM »
I'd bang his wife 7 days a week, and twice on Sundays.

What am I, flypaper for assholes?

LEEROOOYYYY JENKINS!!!!

<And just for Tim>
17?  She's old enough for me.

<and this statement is getting incredibly more disturbing with each passing day, as jingle.daughter turns 17 in August>
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #407 on: June 15, 2017, 02:25:06 AM »
...yeah, so hoping to make Imperial Wizard next year...





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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #408 on: June 15, 2017, 05:13:42 AM »
The KKK is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Trump for 2020!!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #409 on: June 15, 2017, 09:35:55 PM »
Prog Metal is really the only genre of music worth listening too!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #410 on: June 15, 2017, 10:28:23 PM »
"I'm actually a cop."

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« Reply #411 on: June 16, 2017, 04:21:00 AM »
Michael Bay is a film-making genius!

Tempus Vox is a hack of an author.
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« Reply #412 on: June 16, 2017, 05:49:02 AM »
I laughed hard at both of these because they're both something that you could say in the middle of a normal conversation but be taken the wrong way when the music stops.

....and so I prefer it in the Butt.....

...yeah, so hoping to make Imperial Wizard next year...

I'm going to give the victory to Gary, though. I could see myself talking about Flu Vaccines and not liking how my arm is sore for a week after...and so [music stops]

You're up, dude.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #413 on: June 16, 2017, 07:25:06 AM »
Thanks Gregg  :tup


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #414 on: June 16, 2017, 10:27:21 AM »
Pant Stain Stan

Big Boobs Betty

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #415 on: June 16, 2017, 12:26:03 PM »
2 real stories, at least I heard them from people I trust.

1) A kid named Andrew Peacock. Shorten his first name and he becomes Drew. Drew Peacock.

2) A kid named Jesse Long (whom I knew, but cannot 100% vouch for this story). His middle name was a family name: Harden. Jesse Harden Long. Went to a judge to have it changed. Judge saw no problem with his request.
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« Reply #416 on: June 16, 2017, 04:41:59 PM »
Doctor Wankinstein.
Death Breath.
The Incredible Sulk.
Erection Slayer.

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« Reply #417 on: June 16, 2017, 10:12:36 PM »
The Big Oooops

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« Reply #418 on: June 17, 2017, 05:29:58 AM »
Snot hanger

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« Reply #419 on: June 17, 2017, 06:05:38 AM »
Skidmark Sam.

Boogers Face Barry.

Last Picked Larry.
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