Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[Cool Chris]

Hi, my name is Zydar.

[gmillerdrake]

What time-frame is considered 'premature'?

[jingle.boy]

I once met Chris Hansen

I think I smell massengill

Look!  Anal beads on sale.

Ever discuss politics with Stadler?

This one time... at bandcamp

[Jarlaxle]

Do you like butt stuff?

You look like my mom!

Be right back, gotta poop.

[gmillerdrake]

Please trim your window hedges

[Cool Chris]

I really love Dream Theater.

Gas Station nachos sound good?

[Stadler]

This look infected to you?

[gmillerdrake]

But your sister enjoyed swallowing?

[jingle.boy]

Does this smell like chloroform?

[Podaar]

Can I smell your pussy?

























...or is that your feet?

[gmillerdrake]

It's not "technically" considered Herpes

[Podaar]

My therapist made me come.

[Snow Dog]

Can I smell your pussy?

























...or is that your feet?

Biggest laugh out of many good entries. You're up!

[Podaar]

That's a surprise. Lots of great contributions.

Thanks SD,

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   12
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TheSilentHam   3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Soupytwist 1

I had a root canal yesterday and the Endodontist kept asking the assistant for different weird sounding things. Thus, your scene is:

Wrong, terrible, or scary products your doctor or dentist asks for.

[jingle.boy]

Debra, can you pass me the beano?

Where's the wahibridopickingant?

[gmillerdrake]

Hand me the 8" forcep....we're gonna have to probe anally....

[TheSilentHam]

prep the urethral drill

[gmillerdrake]

Go ahead and tide the HIV positive blood for transfusion

[jingle.boy]

Son, I don't know what this is, but I'm gonna use it somewhere on you.  Now breathe deep and start counting backwards.

And here's your string of anal beads.

Eeere!!!

[Mister Gold]

"Take a deep, looong breath, little Billy, I'm gonna have to shove this big black plastic thing up and down your throat for a few minutes to clear ou- hey Anny, do you have any lubricants we can put on this before we go to town with this thing?"

[Podaar]

Another case of "Know your audience"? As a prostate patient (well, I don't have one anymore) who's had to see a Urologist way too much in recent years, this one horrified me and made me guffaw nervously.

prep the urethral drill

You're up, bacon-boy!

[TheSilentHam]

Thanks buddy!  That was a painful round!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   12
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
TheSilentHam   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Soupytwist 1

New Scene:
Rejected Disney princesses and their sidekick... (I'm watching Moana at the moment)

[Podaar]

Eva Braun and little Miss brown skirt.

[gmillerdrake]

Gay Uncle Tom and his Peanut Butter loving Labrador, Luey

[jingle.boy]

Elizabeth Warren and her 1/2 Hobbit / 1/2 Elf, Jeffrey Sessions

[masterthes]

Sarah Palin and her adorable moose, Cara Boo

[Mister Gold]

Princess Zydar and his talking sunglasses named Shades.

[jingle.boy]

Princess Shmegland and Blob

Princess Kotow and Boy

[Podaar]

Princess Kellyanne and her lazy beaver, Chaffetz


Little Princess Lizzy and her wise-cracking hatchet.



Princess Caitlyn and her confused driver's license.

[jingle.boy]

Princess Flatu, and her skunk Lents.

Little Princess Lizzy and her wise-cracking hatchet.

Shouldn't that be Princess Molly?

[Podaar]

Little Princess Lizzy and her wise-cracking hatchet.

Shouldn't that be Princess Molly?

That completely depends on which side of the Mason Dixon line one lives. Since I don't live on the south side of it, I try to ignore the existence of Molly Hatchet. *shudders*

[TheSilentHam]

Good one, y'all go there..

This one got me right away

Eva Braun and little Miss brown skirt.

[Podaar]

I don't know if I should be concerned or pleased that we both thought that was funny! 

STANDINGS

jingle.boy   39
gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   13
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
BlobVanDam   8
El Barto   7
masterthes   7
Zydar   6
TheLordOfTheStrings   5
MetalJunkie   5
Mister Gold   4
Jonnybaxy   4
LeeHarveyKennedy   4
TheSilentHam   4
DebraKadabra   3
JayOctavarium   3
Master Cup-Zula   3
millahh   3
Prog Snob   3
Scorpion   3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827   2
bout to crash   2
contest_sanity   2
Cool Chris   2
FlyingBIZKIT   2
Jaffa   2
robwebster   2
Ruba   2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC   1
chknptpie   1
der Ruhige Schinken   1
Fiery Winds   1
FlyingBIZKIT   1
Ħ   1
Jamesman   1
Lolzeez   1
Lucien   1
Pols Voice   1
Ravenheart   1
soundgarden   1
Super Star Wars   1
Soupytwist 1

New Scene:
Scenes from Archie Comics gritty reboot... Probably too obscure, let's try a different one.

Strange sentences to follow, "I'm not a scientist..."

[TAC]

...but if you put my penis in your mouth, you can cause an eruption.

[gmillerdrake]

.....but I'm pretty sure Anal Warts and Herpes will follow soon after.