Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174145 times)

Stadler · « **Reply #525 on:** July 03, 2017, 07:18:34 AM »

<Dead silence>

(Anyone who has seen a Belichick press conference, where he just stares at the questioner and doesn't say a thing will understand this).

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #526 on:** July 03, 2017, 01:30:01 PM »

#lolfalcons

jingle.boy · « **Reply #527 on:** July 03, 2017, 03:21:28 PM »

Who shall we lull into a false sense of security this year?

TAC · « **Reply #528 on:** July 03, 2017, 08:18:51 PM »

The cougar is off limits.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #529 on:** July 04, 2017, 09:15:49 AM »

Quote from: TheSilentHam on July 03, 2017, 01:30:01 PM

#lolfalcons

I'm going with this one because well.....LOL at the Falcons for choking and blowing that game

You're up!

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #530 on:** July 04, 2017, 09:34:00 AM »

Thank you G!

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 39
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 17
TempusVox 16
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
DebraKadabra 3
JayOctavarium 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

next scene:
On July 3, 1776, Thomas Jefferson is procrastinating while trying to finish the Declaration of Independence. What does find to do with his time?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #531 on:** July 04, 2017, 09:42:06 AM »

Shags one of his hot slaves....

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #532 on:** July 04, 2017, 10:00:04 AM »

www.dreamtheaterforums.org

Stadler · « **Reply #533 on:** July 05, 2017, 07:45:48 AM »

Netflix and chill.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #534 on:** July 05, 2017, 07:49:17 AM »

Steal George Washington's wooden dentures and whittle Vampire Teeth into them..

jingle.boy · « **Reply #535 on:** July 05, 2017, 10:51:54 AM »

How can we shorten this to 140 characters?

Ben. Ben! Pull my finger. QUICK!

Hey Jimmie ... why can't you masturbate with these two fingers??
Because they're mine!

Who's up for a circle-jerk?

TAC · « **Reply #536 on:** July 05, 2017, 03:49:12 PM »

He got into a twitter beef with Ben Franklin.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #537 on:** July 05, 2017, 04:07:09 PM »

Pretends to be like Howard Stern and interviews hot lesbian slaves.

soupytwist · « **Reply #538 on:** July 06, 2017, 01:15:01 AM »

Designing the blueprints for the first presidential Aircraft, which would much later come to reality as Air Force One. The only difference from his original design was the name - Thomas Jefferson Airplane.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #539 on:** July 06, 2017, 04:25:50 AM »

Now... how do we word this damned thing that would still allow us our bruthuhs and sistahs around the homestead?

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #540 on:** July 06, 2017, 05:55:03 AM »

Good ones as usual.. gotta give Jay his due for this one. winner!

Quote from: JayOctavarium on July 04, 2017, 10:00:04 AM

www.dreamtheaterforums.org

Though this one is probably the most historically accurate

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 04, 2017, 09:42:06 AM

Shags one of his hot slaves....

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #541 on:** July 06, 2017, 03:00:30 PM »

Starting next scene for Jay (upon request)

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 39
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 17
TempusVox 16
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

next scene:
Excuses when a supervisor comes in and finds a security guard asleep at the job

TAC · « **Reply #542 on:** July 06, 2017, 03:20:41 PM »

I was scanning our cyber threads.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #543 on:** July 06, 2017, 03:31:24 PM »

Quote from: JayOctavarium on July 04, 2017, 10:00:04 AM

www.dreamtheaterforums.org

Cool Chris · « **Reply #544 on:** July 06, 2017, 04:12:00 PM »

Sorry Boss, but I told you this would happen if you piped in Genesis through the office.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #545 on:** July 06, 2017, 04:20:12 PM »

Can't I get a few hours of sleep boss? Your wife is keeping me up all night.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #546 on:** July 06, 2017, 07:44:29 PM »

This scene

TempusVox · « **Reply #547 on:** July 06, 2017, 10:33:18 PM »

"Sorry boss, I was at the Shattered Fortress show last night and the drum solo went way longer than it should have."

Too soon?

soupytwist · « **Reply #548 on:** July 07, 2017, 04:02:54 AM »

Honestly, do you think anyone is going to break in and steal this crap you sell?

There were just to many of them, I fought bravely and injured a few but a cheap shot rendered me unconscious, however looks like I must have scared them off as nothing appears to be missing.

My snoring sounds like several angry guard dogs.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #549 on:** July 07, 2017, 04:57:19 AM »

Fucking Costanza and this goddamned rocking chair!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #550 on:** July 07, 2017, 06:48:14 AM »

You ever heard of resting your eyes jackass....that's what i was doing?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #551 on:** July 07, 2017, 06:48:53 AM »

Sorry....I was mentally undressing your daughter. Man, she's got boobs like her mom.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #552 on:** July 07, 2017, 09:46:07 PM »

Any more?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #553 on:** July 09, 2017, 09:10:05 AM »

Sorry sir....I wasn't sleeping though...I was in deep contemplation pondering how do you know that your experience of consciousness is the same as other people’s experience of consciousness?

TAC · « **Reply #554 on:** July 09, 2017, 09:11:00 AM »

Sorry sir, has Jay picked a winner yet?

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #555 on:** July 09, 2017, 10:07:49 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on July 09, 2017, 09:10:05 AM

Sorry sir....I wasn't sleeping though...I was in deep contemplation pondering how do you know that your experience of consciousness is the same as other people’s experience of consciousness?

Damnit.

I was going to go with the Undressing Daughter comment (if you worked here you would know that kind of comment would fit right in...)

but this last one takes it.

Winner!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #556 on:** July 09, 2017, 12:50:59 PM »

Cool! Thank you kind Sir....

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 40
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 17
TempusVox 16
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheSilentHam 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
JayOctavarium 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Cool Chris 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

next scene:
Your overweight neighbor walks out of his house wearing only his tighty whighties,his wife's bra and purse, holding a half drank bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a bottle of Extra Virgin cooking oil in the other. He's sees you and shouts across the street, "Any chance you could give me a hand with _______?"

Snow Dog · « **Reply #557 on:** July 09, 2017, 01:35:28 PM »

"...running the country?"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #558 on:** July 09, 2017, 03:57:22 PM »

".... these anal beads?"

Mister Gold · « **Reply #559 on:** July 09, 2017, 04:06:15 PM »

"... figuring out how to pardon my son for possibly being caught trying to collude with the Russians without ruining my own presidency?"

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174145 times)