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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #455 on: June 22, 2017, 06:35:11 AM »
I'm Batman
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #456 on: June 22, 2017, 06:41:31 AM »
Suprize butsex?

M... blow me.

Q... M just blew me.

I'll let you go if you can tell me the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

My Chevy Volt is just such a sexy vehicle.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #457 on: June 22, 2017, 06:42:54 AM »
I like my balls shaken, not cupped.

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #458 on: June 22, 2017, 06:49:01 AM »
Why yes my dear, I am from Nantucket.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #459 on: June 22, 2017, 06:50:37 AM »
I'll have a Yoo-Hoo.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #460 on: June 22, 2017, 07:58:53 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #461 on: June 22, 2017, 08:26:06 AM »
Bond.... Jane Bond. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #462 on: June 22, 2017, 08:49:27 AM »
Long live the queen, of course.  But here's my resignation, and I'm off to help make America great again.

Edit:fixed typo
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #463 on: June 22, 2017, 09:15:46 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #464 on: June 22, 2017, 10:47:51 AM »
Screw Goldeneye.....anyone down for a Golden Shower?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #465 on: June 22, 2017, 10:57:23 AM »
Q, a laser watch? Cool beans!

Can you give me 20 minutes, Darling? I need to take a Viagra.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #466 on: June 22, 2017, 02:13:22 PM »
Sorry, LGBTQ, I have to start calling you that to be PC and all-inclusive.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #467 on: June 22, 2017, 02:20:03 PM »
It's Elementary my dear Watson....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #468 on: June 22, 2017, 06:32:49 PM »
"Hold on while I unwrap this condom."

"Miss Moneypenny, please tell M I will talk to him when I get back from the taping of the Maury Povich show."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #469 on: June 22, 2017, 10:21:19 PM »
I think I've ran out of bullets....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #470 on: June 22, 2017, 10:29:12 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 22, 2017, 07:58:53 AM
I'll have a Zima

Not a caption, but dear lord my first alcoholic beverage was a Zima.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #471 on: June 23, 2017, 07:18:02 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on June 22, 2017, 06:42:54 AM
I like my balls shaken, not cupped.

Winner.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #472 on: June 23, 2017, 07:31:50 AM »
Thank you!  Thank you!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #473 on: June 23, 2017, 08:10:41 AM »
Wanna talk?

Her: Let's do something.
Me:  Ok, what do you have in mind?
Her:  I don't know.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #474 on: June 23, 2017, 09:00:20 AM »
.....don't get comfy, I told my Mom we'd come over and help her and Dad clean out their garage.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #475 on: June 23, 2017, 09:01:59 AM »
"Fancy a fuck?"
"Has it been four months already?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #476 on: June 23, 2017, 12:48:32 PM »
"Whose bra is this?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #477 on: June 23, 2017, 05:24:00 PM »
You best clean that skid mark on the toilet before my family gets here.

Ooohhh, let's watch the Teen Mom marathon!

Let's do something fun together... Scrap-booking!

I got two tickets to the football game, let's get there early to tailgate.  I bought sausages already.
<this is what Queenshmegland would say for sure!>
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #478 on: June 23, 2017, 05:28:59 PM »
She's a veteran of tailgating at Pats games.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #479 on: June 24, 2017, 06:56:34 AM »
If you ever want to see March 14th, you'd better march outside and get that yard shaped up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #480 on: June 24, 2017, 07:03:46 AM »
Oh, no you don't!  Today is Oprahpalooza, and you promised.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #481 on: June 24, 2017, 07:05:01 AM »
If you're going to sit there all day with your robe thrown recklessly open, will you at least put on some underpants?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #482 on: June 24, 2017, 08:02:39 AM »
It's not going to suck itself...



Actually, it'd be more like:
The dishes aren't going to do themselves...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #483 on: June 24, 2017, 11:12:06 AM »
But you promised to shave my back today!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #484 on: June 24, 2017, 04:11:06 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 23, 2017, 09:00:20 AM
.....don't get comfy, I told my Mom we'd come over and help her and Dad clean out their garage.


This hurt me to the core. Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #485 on: June 25, 2017, 08:49:46 AM »
Thank you Sir! We've all heard some rendition of that phrase..... :lol

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You walk in to your after school detention only to find your teacher and best friend engaged in full on sex....your first words are?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #486 on: June 25, 2017, 08:52:08 AM »
I don't think that's appropriate Mr. Lancaster.

First rule of detention....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #487 on: June 25, 2017, 08:53:47 AM »
How do I get Detention?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #488 on: June 25, 2017, 08:54:31 AM »
How many milimeters are you giving her?

Extra Credit?

How long does it to to get from that desk to the other desk if Billy is boning Mrs. Hanley and he's pumping every 2 seconds?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #489 on: June 25, 2017, 09:03:43 AM »
<takes out notebook> Dear Penthouse ...

Ms Freeman, you have an INCREDIBLY hairy bush.

That must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that.
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion
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