Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174408 times)

TempusVox · « **Reply #420 on:** June 17, 2017, 09:06:28 PM »

My son went to elementary school with a kid named Brock Lee.

Stadler · « **Reply #421 on:** June 18, 2017, 07:23:05 AM »

Stroker (a real nickname from my high school; dude played air guitar all the time).

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #422 on:** June 18, 2017, 08:36:32 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on June 16, 2017, 10:27:21 AM

Hungry Hungry Hannah

This had me right out of the gate.

You're up Chad.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #423 on:** June 18, 2017, 08:43:57 AM »

Funny, I had a good feeling about that one. Though, if you keep awarding me victories, you'll never catch me!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 38
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 16
Tempusvox 15
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
TheSilentHam 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
DebraKadabra 3
JayOctavarium 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
Cool Chris 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

Today's scene (stolen from JayO's FB feed):

Things you can say both at a funeral or during sex.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #424 on:** June 18, 2017, 08:47:50 AM »

She laid there like a stiff board.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #425 on:** June 18, 2017, 09:14:07 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on June 18, 2017, 08:43:57 AM

Funny, I had a good feeling about that one. Though, if you keep awarding me victories, you'll never catch me!

I had a moral dilemma with that one for that very reason

TAC · « **Reply #426 on:** June 18, 2017, 09:16:10 AM »

They look so real.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #427 on:** June 18, 2017, 09:25:30 AM »

The last stroke is what did it.

TempusVox · « **Reply #428 on:** June 18, 2017, 12:33:54 PM »

"I like to bang them when they're just laying there like that"....er...wait! Nevermind.

"I'm glad you came"

"She touched everyone in this room"

"This is just so hard right now"

"Here...have a tissue"

'Wow! That's a really nice box"

"They did a really nice job on her face"

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #429 on:** June 18, 2017, 05:33:10 PM »

Holy! Look at the size of that organ!

Podaar · « **Reply #430 on:** June 18, 2017, 06:47:39 PM »

He went really quick.

TAC · « **Reply #431 on:** June 18, 2017, 06:53:19 PM »

Quote from: Podaar on June 18, 2017, 06:47:39 PM

He went really quick.

Not that there's anything wrong with that..

King Postwhore · « **Reply #432 on:** June 18, 2017, 07:05:51 PM »

I always wanted to do it in a coffin.

TAC · « **Reply #433 on:** June 18, 2017, 08:01:06 PM »

Cold Ethyl, cold cold Ethyl.

Podaar · « **Reply #434 on:** June 19, 2017, 12:51:58 PM »

Ugh, it smells like a french whore-house in here.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #435 on:** June 19, 2017, 01:57:42 PM »

Quote from: TempusVox on June 18, 2017, 12:33:54 PM

"Here...have a tissue"

Tempus had a bunch of beauts, but this one got the most giggles. Yur up!

TempusVox · « **Reply #436 on:** June 19, 2017, 08:06:00 PM »

Thank you!

STANDINGS

jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 38
lonestar 25
TempusVox 16
kingshmegland 16
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
TheSilentHam 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
DebraKadabra 3
JayOctavarium 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
Cool Chris 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Soupytwist 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

TODAY'S SCENE:

The wrong thing to say when your lover says, "I love you".

TAC · « **Reply #437 on:** June 19, 2017, 08:09:08 PM »

Well, it's not gonna suck itself.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #438 on:** June 19, 2017, 09:37:00 PM »

Awesome. Let's fuck.

Prove it.

Uh, yeah... about that... there's something you need to know...

I love you too, bitch.

You're not getting my Bud Light.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #439 on:** June 19, 2017, 10:38:02 PM »

Thanks

Snow Dog · « **Reply #440 on:** June 19, 2017, 11:17:55 PM »

Okay, what is it that you want now?

soupytwist · « **Reply #441 on:** June 20, 2017, 01:53:07 AM »

..and you are?

Will you BE QUIET I'm trying to watch the footy.

What is the Love you speak of?

...but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

masterthes · « **Reply #442 on:** June 20, 2017, 04:18:44 AM »

I know

jingle.boy · « **Reply #443 on:** June 20, 2017, 04:33:03 AM »

Who doesn't?

Yeah-ha baby.... YEAH!!!

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.

Yeah, but the chicken said Dwight Gooden struck out 268 in 1985.

Surprize butsex?

Wait, wut?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #444 on:** June 20, 2017, 05:01:44 AM »

CAN'T TOUCH THIS

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #445 on:** June 20, 2017, 06:40:16 AM »

I figured as much when you jammed your tongue in my pooper

Stadler · « **Reply #446 on:** June 20, 2017, 07:27:18 AM »

I can't beat two of them already posted, so I'm sitting this one out.

Podaar · « **Reply #447 on:** June 20, 2017, 07:29:05 AM »

How much do you want?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #448 on:** June 20, 2017, 07:49:02 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on June 20, 2017, 07:29:05 AM

How much do you want?

spoken like a true father and husband....

soupytwist · « **Reply #449 on:** June 20, 2017, 09:05:48 AM »

...would now be a bad time to say I've slept with your sister, your mother, and then your sister AND your mother.

...Oh for the love of God I told you to never say that in front of my wife.

...I know you do Scarlett.

...HOLY SHIT A TALKING SHEEP!!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #450 on:** June 20, 2017, 11:11:33 AM »

<Tom Brady> Sure you do, Roger.

Podaar · « **Reply #451 on:** June 20, 2017, 12:28:36 PM »

Let me hit the record button first... Okay, will you repeat that?

TempusVox · « **Reply #452 on:** June 21, 2017, 10:36:23 PM »

Quote from: soupytwist on June 20, 2017, 09:05:48 AM

...Oh for the love of God I told you to never say that in front of my wife.

Winner...yer up!

soupytwist · « **Reply #453 on:** June 22, 2017, 02:13:16 AM »

Surprising, thought there were some real great ones. But thanks.

Standings
jingle.boy 41
gmillerdrake 38
lonestar 25
TempusVox 16
kingshmegland 16
Podaar 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
masterthes 7
Zydar 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
TheSilentHam 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
DebraKadabra 3
JayOctavarium 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
Jarlaxle 3
Soupytwist 3
TAC 2
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
Cool Chris 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Snow Dog 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
Stadler 1

Today scene. We recently lost Roger Moore So..

Most unlikely lines to be uttered by James Bond....

TAC · « **Reply #454 on:** June 22, 2017, 05:54:56 AM »

Sucked..not stroked.

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174408 times)