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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #350 on: June 07, 2017, 04:32:39 PM »
You know this is one long episode of Punk'd, right, and Ashton will do the big reveal just before Trump launches the nukes

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #351 on: June 07, 2017, 08:27:02 PM »
Eric Trump isn't even human.

Every single member of the Cabinet stays at a Holiday Inn Express when they travel - hell, Betsy DeVos and Scott Pruitt live there!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #352 on: June 07, 2017, 08:38:23 PM »
"And here is the true origin of Vlasto Day..."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #353 on: June 07, 2017, 08:44:31 PM »
He's called 857-5309 and talked to Jenny.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #354 on: June 07, 2017, 11:03:01 PM »
Trump's "mixtape" is just the sound of him getting excited over two Russian hookers taking a piss on a bed that the Obamas slept on a few years back.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #355 on: June 08, 2017, 03:51:03 AM »
The Truth is Out There.

Trump thinks the Islamic State is somewhere between New Hampshire and Vermont.

Says the FBI have a video of Trump and Palin cosplaying as The Joker and Harley Quinn, in which Trump is Harley.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #356 on: June 08, 2017, 05:56:59 AM »
He's called 857-5309 and talked to Jenny.

Not Jenny's number.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #357 on: June 08, 2017, 06:04:10 AM »
He's called 857-5309 and talked to Jenny.

Not Jenny's number.

 :lol  Only King would get Jenny's number wrong!  :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #358 on: June 08, 2017, 07:18:37 AM »
He's called 857-5309 and talked to Jenny.

Not Jenny's number.

 :lol  Only King would get Jenny's number wrong!  :lol

Only King could mis-spell a number!

P.S. Blob... you gotta sig that one too!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #359 on: June 08, 2017, 08:21:34 AM »
...the "humor" on DTF is all written by 400 monkeys in a room with 400 typewriters.

...David Lee Roth IS in fact the better singer for Van Halen.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #360 on: June 08, 2017, 12:22:20 PM »
My online handle is Tempus Vox.

This one got me. You're up, JB.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #361 on: June 08, 2017, 06:10:44 PM »
Thanks... Will post a new scene later.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #362 on: June 09, 2017, 06:12:01 AM »
STANDINGS

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gmillerdrake   37
lonestar   25
kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
Podaar   14
Sir GuitarCozmo   11
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JayOctavarium   3
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millahh   3
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Today's scene.
Things you'd love to say out-loud at work
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #363 on: June 09, 2017, 07:14:08 AM »
I've never wanted to be a skirt so badly in my life

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #364 on: June 09, 2017, 07:30:47 AM »
As a physical therapist:
"I haven't seen you in a month since your evaluation, you haven't done your exercises I gave you, you're still overdoing the activities that cause your symptoms, but it's my fault you're still in pain. Got it."

"I asked how your shoulder was doing, not your knees, neck, back, hips, spleen, and especially not your acute diarrhea."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #365 on: June 09, 2017, 07:38:33 AM »
I want to DDT all of you employees.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #366 on: June 09, 2017, 08:37:55 AM »
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #367 on: June 09, 2017, 09:00:20 AM »
CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!























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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #368 on: June 09, 2017, 07:54:42 PM »
If vasectomies were required for certain people, you'd be my first nominee.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #369 on: June 09, 2017, 08:11:42 PM »
You are so useless, the worker gene ran down your mother's leg.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #370 on: June 09, 2017, 08:12:25 PM »
"Excuse me, what aisle is the milk in?"

"Ma'am, it's in Aisle number I Don't Give A Fuck."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #371 on: June 10, 2017, 08:21:27 PM »
I'm not being dismissive.  Your opinion just really, really doesn't matter.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #372 on: June 11, 2017, 04:58:14 AM »
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

I'm gonna go with this piece of blunt force honesty.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #373 on: June 11, 2017, 08:08:40 AM »
STANDINGS

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kingshmegland   16
Tempusvox   15
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I think my favorite band just jumped the shark.   Their new album is called...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #374 on: June 11, 2017, 08:18:15 AM »
Jumping the Shark

You Just Wasted $15 - Featuring guest singer Meghan Trainor

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #375 on: June 11, 2017, 08:42:51 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #376 on: June 11, 2017, 11:38:29 AM »
Dynasty

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #377 on: June 11, 2017, 02:58:57 PM »
Wahibrido Pickingant
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #378 on: June 12, 2017, 01:25:47 AM »
Greatest Shits.

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« Reply #379 on: June 12, 2017, 02:46:38 AM »
New Album

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #380 on: June 12, 2017, 06:15:43 AM »
NOW That's what I call Death Metal



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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #381 on: June 12, 2017, 06:22:53 AM »
Free Tits and Bacon
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #382 on: June 12, 2017, 06:43:41 AM »
In The Heart of the Young

Sharkocalypse
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #383 on: June 12, 2017, 07:54:10 AM »
Yup, I'm only Seventeen.

Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow.

You're so stupid, you'll still enjoy this tripe
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #384 on: June 13, 2017, 12:09:41 AM »
My online handle is Tempus Vox.

This one got me. You're up, JB.

Damnit! Now everyone knows....
You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
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