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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2800 on: June 04, 2023, 05:52:51 AM »
Know. Thy. Audience.

If any of the rest of you are confused as to why my entry won, all I can say is spend a month in Australia. You'll get it.  :lol

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Jingle.boy - 71
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, wolfking - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2801 on: June 04, 2023, 06:44:56 AM »
Good thing everything tastes great, because there's zero charm.

It's got over a thousand 5* reviews on Yelp.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2802 on: June 04, 2023, 07:12:06 AM »
“Has Tiger Woods eaten here?”

“I can’t believe you’re so cheap!”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2803 on: June 04, 2023, 07:24:42 AM »
Everytime I eat it's a little salty, but I don't mind.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2804 on: June 04, 2023, 07:33:39 AM »
Eating out here is a pleasure! No need to worry about any hair in your clams.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2805 on: June 04, 2023, 01:53:41 PM »
They never complain about my tip being small
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2806 on: June 04, 2023, 02:50:49 PM »
"You'd be amazed at what they can do with otherwise boring vegetables."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2807 on: June 04, 2023, 04:09:38 PM »
i love it despite the pie tastes like it’s a week old.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2808 on: June 04, 2023, 05:22:59 PM »
Really love and am beyond impressed in the ability to handle large groups. Didn’t matter which entrance they came in either, was able to accept with ease and please all.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2809 on: June 04, 2023, 05:45:16 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2810 on: June 04, 2023, 05:47:46 PM »
'Jeez, it's lovely and quiet in here.'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2811 on: June 04, 2023, 05:56:58 PM »
The restaurant doesn't bitch, when I'm finished.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2812 on: June 04, 2023, 06:59:48 PM »
Check please.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2813 on: June 04, 2023, 07:09:20 PM »
It’s amazing how much meat they pack into that burrito, and they’re still so damned tight.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2814 on: June 04, 2023, 07:37:49 PM »
At least they honor my yeast allergy.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2815 on: June 04, 2023, 07:46:08 PM »
No reservation needed here!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2816 on: June 04, 2023, 08:40:32 PM »
They're open all night.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2817 on: June 05, 2023, 05:24:22 AM »
- Do you have a low fat version?
- I'm not eating that till you remove the hairs.
- What a delicious rump.
- This clam is great, but I could do without the crabs on the side.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2818 on: June 05, 2023, 06:41:57 AM »
Quote from: wolfking on June 03, 2023, 05:49:50 PM
Quote from: Podaar on June 01, 2023, 05:19:03 AM
"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."

How could this not be the winner!!  Brilliant!  :lol :hefdaddy

I never post pics of myself but this deserves a thumbs up from me Gregg!



And here I've been thinking all these years that your avatar was Kip Winger!!!   :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2819 on: June 05, 2023, 07:37:57 AM »
Australian for Kip.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2820 on: June 05, 2023, 02:52:09 PM »
Some great, naughty, entries my friends. Right out of the gate, jingle got me though.

Quote from: jingle.boy on June 04, 2023, 06:44:56 AM
It's got over a thousand 5* reviews on Yelp.

The Great White North takes the victory. You're up Chad!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2821 on: June 05, 2023, 09:24:47 PM »

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 72
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 32
kingshmegland - 26 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler -18
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Vmadera - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings- 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, wolfking - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
XJDenton, Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Jamesman, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2822 on: June 05, 2023, 09:31:09 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on June 05, 2023, 06:41:57 AM
Quote from: wolfking on June 03, 2023, 05:49:50 PM
Quote from: Podaar on June 01, 2023, 05:19:03 AM
"You're such a nympho, Mom, I was just here this morning. Now get off him, we're late for darts down at the pub. Let's go Kade..."

How could this not be the winner!!  Brilliant!  :lol :hefdaddy

I never post pics of myself but this deserves a thumbs up from me Gregg!


And here I've been thinking all these years that your avatar was Kip Winger!!!   :) :) :) :) :) :)

 :lol :metal
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2823 on: June 06, 2023, 04:31:17 AM »
McDonalds : Probably contains spit.
Pesci : For when you can't find a coke.
BMW or Audi : Driven by Tossers.
Adobe Acrobat : Updating....


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2824 on: June 06, 2023, 05:32:04 AM »
I'm needing it.

Our Whopper is bigger than yours.

What's the beef?

Diarrea, gracias taco bell.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2825 on: June 06, 2023, 05:48:08 AM »
AT&T: Your only option.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2826 on: June 06, 2023, 07:20:10 AM »
Little Caesar's: Hey, technically, it's pizza.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2827 on: June 06, 2023, 07:29:52 AM »
Toyota - It's Going to Break in Some Places.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2828 on: June 06, 2023, 07:30:27 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2829 on: June 06, 2023, 08:56:12 AM »
The King of Beers?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2830 on: June 06, 2023, 09:41:35 AM »
Pfizer - Y’all some gullible mother fuc%ers

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2831 on: June 06, 2023, 09:49:05 AM »
Geico - Did we say 15 minutes? we meant 50 minutes.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2832 on: June 06, 2023, 11:15:52 AM »
Reach Out & Goose someone. 

It takes a licking and goes limp.

Our most important package is your, package.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2833 on: June 07, 2023, 06:42:03 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2834 on: June 07, 2023, 11:54:43 AM »
Target: an apt name for the right
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