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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #245 on: May 16, 2017, 08:08:01 PM »
Quote from: TAC on May 16, 2017, 08:07:00 PM
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I mean....it's still up to Chad and all....but that was a dang fine crayon color
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #246 on: May 17, 2017, 05:38:11 AM »
Klu Klux Krayons - 24 shades of perfect white.

Statutory Grape.

Monthly Red.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #247 on: May 17, 2017, 01:51:56 PM »
Man-Thong Black
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #248 on: May 18, 2017, 03:54:39 PM »
Nice round guys.  Lots of lolz.  But before I announce the winner, I have to offer a few of my own submissions:

Alt-right White
Black Lives Matter
POTUS Orange

Let's get Soupy on the board with
Quote from: soupytwist on May 17, 2017, 05:38:11 AM
Klu Klux Krayons - 24 shades of perfect white.

Although, Who You Blue was a damn fine entry as well.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #249 on: May 19, 2017, 09:53:31 AM »
Cheers buddy.

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Today's scene should you chose to accept it :

You get a phone call from this guy who thinks you are best mates (you can't stand him).   He's needs a favour, it's his Mum's birthday today and he's forgotten to buy a present, he's stuck at work till after the shops shut.  So he wants you to buy the present for him and drop it round her house - with no more that $50 to be spent.   So what totally inappropriate gift do you get her (from her son)?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #250 on: May 19, 2017, 11:59:06 AM »
Anal beads
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #251 on: May 19, 2017, 12:03:46 PM »
A dildo that glows in the dark.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #252 on: May 19, 2017, 01:17:14 PM »
A Mason Jar full of goat Semen and a a Sleeve of wheat thins
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #253 on: May 19, 2017, 01:47:41 PM »
Lingerie three sizes too small, a sympathy card, Oil of Olay anti aging product, a six pack of vanilla Slim Fast, and a Walmart gift card with the remaining $5.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #254 on: May 19, 2017, 02:46:21 PM »
One year membership to the jelly of the month club.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #255 on: May 19, 2017, 07:57:31 PM »
President Donald J. Trump in a gimp suit, with a single rose resting on the bed.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #256 on: May 19, 2017, 09:49:12 PM »
Zydar's phone number
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #257 on: May 21, 2017, 12:53:21 PM »
Lots of good sick answers, but this one got me most....

Quote from: gmillerdrake on May 19, 2017, 01:17:14 PM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #258 on: May 21, 2017, 11:51:24 PM »
well thanks! That was a shot in the dark....

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Next Scene:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #259 on: May 22, 2017, 12:18:49 AM »
"Cameron! Get off your sister!"

Oh, you meant son *or* daughter... My bad...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #260 on: May 22, 2017, 06:20:41 PM »
"OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here! Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth- There's the windup, and there it is! A line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at all... He's gonna try for second, the ball is bobbled out in center. And here comes the throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first- here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe-safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-he's going and what a jump he's got... he's trying for third. Here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up... and it's bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close- Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!!!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #261 on: May 22, 2017, 06:23:05 PM »
STOP RIGHT THERE!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #262 on: May 22, 2017, 07:25:28 PM »
Just an FYI....this scene was inspired by real life events. My mother walked in on me and my GF during my first time.  :omg:    It's something that you just never forget.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #263 on: May 22, 2017, 08:22:35 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on May 22, 2017, 07:25:28 PM
Just an FYI....this scene was inspired by real life events. My mother walked in on me and my GF during my first time.  :omg:    It's something that you just never forget.....

Surely embarrassing for any 25 y/o.  ;D
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #264 on: May 22, 2017, 08:22:59 PM »
Rubber check!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #265 on: May 22, 2017, 09:05:58 PM »
"Is there anything I can get for you kids? Some snacks? Condoms, maybe?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #266 on: May 22, 2017, 09:07:53 PM »
Does somebody need a hug??

<in a Fire Marshall Bill voice> LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #267 on: May 22, 2017, 09:11:38 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #268 on: May 22, 2017, 11:44:45 PM »
"No no no, son, you're doing it all wrong. Let me show you how it's done..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #269 on: May 22, 2017, 11:46:13 PM »
"Oh, hey, what a coincidence! That's the same bed your mother and I conceived you in!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #270 on: May 23, 2017, 12:58:44 AM »
start singing the "Circle of Life"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #271 on: May 23, 2017, 05:00:08 AM »
I think you two need an illustrated manual.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #272 on: May 23, 2017, 12:28:17 PM »
"Young lady, he has Hep C!!!.....Hi C...I meant Hi C. Would you like me to pour you a glass?"
 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #273 on: May 23, 2017, 12:30:17 PM »
"Fucking great....now I'M the "Viet Nam Vet Guy"'
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #274 on: May 23, 2017, 02:39:43 PM »
OMG the Vietnam Vet story!!!!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #275 on: May 23, 2017, 02:56:01 PM »
And above all else, if you use multiple points of entry, remember that the order of operations is very important.

SHOCKER!!!!

Huh... you don't see a rooster used like that every day.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #276 on: May 23, 2017, 05:10:05 PM »
"Well then... Um, uh.... Welcome to the family, Veronica. I'll just go ahead and leave n- ohgodsonyoudidn'tevenuseacondomareyouinsane- {cough} ... Excuse me, I'll just go ahead and buy you guys the pregnancy test things for you, just in case!" 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #277 on: May 23, 2017, 05:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Snow Dog on May 22, 2017, 12:18:49 AM
"Cameron! Get off your sister!"

This one got me out of the gate.....you're up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #278 on: May 23, 2017, 06:22:51 PM »
Awesome. Thank you!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #279 on: May 23, 2017, 06:34:23 PM »
"Uhhhh... aren't you my sister?"

"So what's that ring for?"
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