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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2275 on: February 23, 2023, 12:07:46 PM »
Dignity and self-respect
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2276 on: February 23, 2023, 12:08:59 PM »
Talking to your spouse
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2277 on: February 23, 2023, 01:38:29 PM »
Religion
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2278 on: February 23, 2023, 01:46:04 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on February 23, 2023, 11:54:46 AM
Tantric Masturbation

Not a damn chance.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2279 on: February 23, 2023, 02:02:21 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on February 23, 2023, 01:38:29 PM
Religion

The irony is rich with this one.

You win.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2280 on: February 23, 2023, 02:54:24 PM »
Thanks, Brotatochip!

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Pet names for a significant other gone wrong.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2281 on: February 23, 2023, 03:03:20 PM »
Balls deep
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2282 on: February 23, 2023, 03:16:37 PM »
Feetus.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2283 on: February 23, 2023, 04:57:32 PM »
The ex wife’s first name

Slutbunny

Titzbedraggin’
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2284 on: February 23, 2023, 05:37:13 PM »
Queef Breath

Insanity Plea

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2285 on: February 24, 2023, 07:05:44 AM »
Sweet Butt
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2286 on: February 24, 2023, 08:01:11 AM »
My BBQ (Bitch Be Queen)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2287 on: February 24, 2023, 08:04:58 AM »
Lorena.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2288 on: February 24, 2023, 08:34:49 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2289 on: February 24, 2023, 08:38:21 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2290 on: February 24, 2023, 11:54:30 AM »
Ho Bag
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2291 on: February 24, 2023, 12:27:02 PM »
Y'all are cracking me up! Thanks for that.

This one though, considering the spelling, fuels my imagination and I've been chuckling at it since yesterday.

Quote from: TAC on February 23, 2023, 03:16:37 PM
Feetus.

I can just imagine Tim climbing under cold winter covers and having the lovely Mrs. TAC playing footsie with him to help warm up the bed, only to have Tim whisper lamely, "Thanks my lovely little feet... us?"  :lol

You're up, Tim.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2292 on: February 24, 2023, 07:02:51 PM »

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You walk into your boss's office to quit, and you open the door and there's a goat in the office as well. What do you say to your boss?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2293 on: February 24, 2023, 07:09:40 PM »
I refuse to work another minute for this udderly ridiculous company!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2294 on: February 24, 2023, 07:52:58 PM »
Holy shit!  You know Aaron Rodgers?!?!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2295 on: February 25, 2023, 07:54:00 AM »
I'm quitting, but to show I'm a nice guy I'm going to give you some advice. Sheep don't fight back as much as goats.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2296 on: February 25, 2023, 08:40:55 AM »
Is that your new escape goat?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2297 on: February 25, 2023, 09:46:29 AM »
Hey, I didn't know you had any kids. Nice to meet you Junior.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2298 on: February 25, 2023, 12:48:32 PM »
Mr. Brady, it's a pleasure to meet you.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2299 on: February 25, 2023, 07:36:39 PM »
Is that an antler in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2300 on: February 25, 2023, 10:27:47 PM »
So long Goatfucker!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2301 on: February 26, 2023, 05:29:03 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on February 25, 2023, 07:36:39 PM
Is that an antler in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Nice! You're up Gary!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2302 on: February 26, 2023, 05:34:37 PM »
 :tup Thanks Tim!

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Your wife puts you in charge of the ‘theme’ for the monthly dinner party with the neighbors…..you come up with….?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2303 on: February 26, 2023, 05:42:10 PM »
Dream Theater drummer auditions.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2304 on: February 26, 2023, 07:46:16 PM »
Converse like Craig Berube

Wrong answers only

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2305 on: February 26, 2023, 08:37:55 PM »
Debating the proper use of personal pronouns.

Grocery store cart returning etiquette.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2306 on: February 27, 2023, 05:58:52 AM »
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2307 on: February 27, 2023, 07:12:29 AM »
Opposite Politics Night!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2308 on: February 27, 2023, 07:48:52 AM »
Rusty Wind Instrument Orchestra
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2309 on: February 27, 2023, 08:34:09 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on February 27, 2023, 07:48:52 AM
Rusty Wind Instrument Orchestra
Trombone?
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