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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2065 on: December 21, 2022, 05:55:38 PM »
Thanks to Gregg for contacting. You turds all suck. Greg rules.

Today's Scene: Finish this sentence, "I was so tired today, that I..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2066 on: December 21, 2022, 05:56:23 PM »
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2067 on: December 21, 2022, 06:03:19 PM »
Waited for someone to PM me to post in a contest I'm playing in.

Fell asleep while fapping.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2068 on: December 21, 2022, 10:37:29 PM »
"... didn't need to listen to Power Windows to fall asleep."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2069 on: December 22, 2022, 05:56:05 AM »
"... forgot to wake up."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2070 on: December 22, 2022, 06:03:26 AM »
... didn't even bust Tim's balls.

... didn't return my cart to the coral.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2071 on: December 22, 2022, 06:09:23 AM »
"...forgot I wasn't alone in the truck, and farted all up in front of the Queen. Man, the look I got while she rolled down the window!"

"...I put the cereal box in the fridge, and the milk in the cupboard."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2072 on: December 22, 2022, 06:34:26 AM »
...That I fried my egg with toothpaste, and tried to make coffee with oil.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2073 on: December 22, 2022, 11:08:20 AM »
… I thought Black Adam was a good movie.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2074 on: December 22, 2022, 01:03:43 PM »
...I had to finish my beer in the morning.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2075 on: December 22, 2022, 03:48:52 PM »
"...I didn't even bother getting up so I just peed in in my underwear."
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2076 on: December 22, 2022, 06:24:17 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 22, 2022, 06:03:26 AM
... didn't even bust Tim's balls.

I don't want to live in a world like this. You win. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2077 on: December 22, 2022, 06:26:45 PM »
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... didn't even bust Tim's balls.

I don't want to live in a world like this.

Neither do I. ;D
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2078 on: December 22, 2022, 06:27:44 PM »
:hug:
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2079 on: December 22, 2022, 06:33:14 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2080 on: December 22, 2022, 08:03:41 PM »
…..confused a zip lock bag for a condom

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2081 on: December 22, 2022, 08:13:43 PM »
…didn’t realize jingle had already won.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2082 on: December 22, 2022, 08:20:24 PM »

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2083 on: December 22, 2022, 08:22:47 PM »
That you contributed to the writing of Scenes From a Memory when the rest of the band says you didn't.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2084 on: December 22, 2022, 10:48:42 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2085 on: December 22, 2022, 11:17:56 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2086 on: December 23, 2022, 02:29:09 AM »
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2087 on: December 23, 2022, 06:40:08 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 22, 2022, 09:44:25 PM
P.S.  Avatar - good; Balack Adam - shyte.  SUck it King.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2088 on: December 23, 2022, 06:52:21 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2089 on: December 23, 2022, 07:00:46 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2090 on: December 23, 2022, 07:03:05 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2091 on: December 23, 2022, 09:36:34 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2092 on: December 23, 2022, 09:39:41 AM »
Excellent procrastination skills.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2093 on: December 23, 2022, 11:50:44 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2094 on: December 23, 2022, 12:02:13 PM »
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« Reply #2095 on: December 23, 2022, 12:06:49 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2096 on: December 23, 2022, 01:20:52 PM »
All my previous colleagues (especially the women) are dirty, stinking, liars. Don't believe them.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2097 on: December 23, 2022, 01:59:12 PM »
NYJ QB almost got it.  If someone had said Patriots Offensive Coordinator, that would've taken the cake.

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Excellent procrastination skills.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #2098 on: December 23, 2022, 02:23:26 PM »
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« Reply #2099 on: December 23, 2022, 02:27:00 PM »
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