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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1820 on: February 18, 2020, 06:25:23 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1821 on: February 18, 2020, 06:27:16 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1822 on: February 18, 2020, 06:55:42 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1823 on: February 18, 2020, 07:28:13 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1824 on: February 18, 2020, 07:41:56 AM »
Bake a cake
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1825 on: February 18, 2020, 08:52:33 AM »
Perform a C-Section
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1826 on: February 18, 2020, 07:59:54 PM »
Not put your cart back in the corral.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1827 on: February 18, 2020, 08:51:58 PM »
Build a mouse trap

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1828 on: February 18, 2020, 09:16:47 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1829 on: February 19, 2020, 04:56:45 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1831 on: February 19, 2020, 06:13:28 AM »
Oh wow, thanks, buddy. You even updated both of our scores. What a gentleman!

New scene: Cruise shore excursions your spouse schedules that you're dreading.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1832 on: February 19, 2020, 06:33:29 AM »
Coronavirus Epicenter day trip
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1833 on: February 19, 2020, 07:34:14 AM »
Coronavirus Epicenter day trip

Beat me to it.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1834 on: February 19, 2020, 08:28:51 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1835 on: February 19, 2020, 08:38:27 AM »

New scene: Cruise shore excursions your spouse schedules that you're dreading.

Crochet like the Mayans

Wal-mart aisle 7

Coffee bean picking with Hector and his 17 kids.

Swimming with drug lords.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1836 on: February 19, 2020, 09:12:56 AM »
Jamaica: NOT the tourist side.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1837 on: February 19, 2020, 09:17:11 AM »
Mexico: Drug cartel grounds hike.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1838 on: February 19, 2020, 11:41:03 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1839 on: February 19, 2020, 01:17:42 PM »
Whatever it is, she tells you when the excursion starts, not when you need to leave to get there.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1840 on: February 20, 2020, 07:14:56 AM »
Whatever it is, she tells you when the excursion starts, not when you need to leave to get there.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1841 on: February 21, 2020, 01:55:43 PM »
Jamaica: NOT the tourist side.

Irie, mang. Fya post.  :hat
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1842 on: February 21, 2020, 02:02:34 PM »
Jamaica: NOT the tourist side.

Irie, mang. Fya post.  :hat
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1843 on: February 21, 2020, 04:00:16 PM »
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1844 on: February 21, 2020, 04:27:50 PM »
Star Wars: Chewbacca's Tapeworm
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1845 on: February 21, 2020, 05:28:30 PM »
Indiana Jones: Not Dead Yet

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Transformers: Transform This

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1846 on: February 21, 2020, 05:42:16 PM »
Slow Times At Ridgemont Nursing Home
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1847 on: February 21, 2020, 05:44:18 PM »
Avengers: Infinity Fist
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« Reply #1848 on: February 21, 2020, 05:50:53 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1849 on: February 21, 2020, 06:36:20 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1850 on: February 21, 2020, 07:16:32 PM »
National Lampoons Wuhan Vacation
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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« Reply #1851 on: February 21, 2020, 07:22:12 PM »
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« Reply #1852 on: February 21, 2020, 07:37:13 PM »
Just OKfellas
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1853 on: February 21, 2020, 07:38:01 PM »
Grown ups: grandpa years.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1854 on: February 21, 2020, 08:07:47 PM »
Wild Orchids Of Asia
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol