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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1785 on: January 27, 2020, 09:11:47 AM »
Filthy/Crass:
I'd bang her - if you know what I mean.

Clever/funny:
That is one fine traffic cone - if you know what I mean. 

Woefully obscure:
When we gave it away for the sake of a dream, in a penny arcade - if you know what I mean.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1786 on: January 27, 2020, 10:03:25 AM »
That was some fine tasting snapper you whipped up last night, honey ... if you know what I mean.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1787 on: January 27, 2020, 10:22:27 AM »
Tu Gris bela Hanna Knaufa nonna grundete pino.....if you know what I mean.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1788 on: January 27, 2020, 10:34:05 AM »
I am Groot ... if you know what I mean.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1789 on: January 29, 2020, 07:02:29 AM »
I liked this one the most.

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That is one fine traffic cone - if you know what I mean. 

Your turn!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1790 on: January 29, 2020, 07:58:40 AM »
Well thank you!

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Apparently, in a ceremony that didn't make the main broadcast, Derek Sherinian won a Grammy for...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1791 on: January 29, 2020, 08:11:44 AM »
...longest stretch of emotionless performance
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1792 on: January 29, 2020, 08:25:24 AM »
Making history.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1793 on: January 29, 2020, 08:31:18 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on January 29, 2020, 08:25:24 AM
Making history.
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Quote from: Stadler on January 29, 2020, 07:58:40 AM
Apparently, in a ceremony that didn't make the main broadcast, Derek Sherinian won a Grammy for...
....best reuse of an instrumental part in a song. AKA, the best self-plagiarism award.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1794 on: January 29, 2020, 01:49:55 PM »
Most keyboards owned.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1795 on: January 29, 2020, 02:58:32 PM »
Liza Minelli Lookalike Award.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1796 on: January 29, 2020, 04:32:38 PM »
Longest career using the same keyboard sounds.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1797 on: January 30, 2020, 01:26:54 PM »
Lifetime Achievement Award for being a douche-waffle.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1798 on: January 30, 2020, 01:36:38 PM »
Best use of eye liner by an over the hill 'rock' star
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1799 on: January 30, 2020, 02:39:49 PM »
These are better than I thought.    I think I know who is the winner, but i'll let it go until the morning, if that's cool.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1800 on: January 30, 2020, 04:18:03 PM »
Best use of Roadies during a Japanese Earthquake.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1801 on: January 30, 2020, 05:51:48 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 30, 2020, 04:18:03 PM
Best use of Roadies during a Japanese Earthquake.

Banging the drum and guitar techs?
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1802 on: January 30, 2020, 09:26:23 PM »
Most desperate Kiss audition.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1803 on: January 30, 2020, 09:30:58 PM »
Most desperate for any audition.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1804 on: January 31, 2020, 04:41:45 AM »
The sympathy award
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1805 on: January 31, 2020, 07:30:13 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on January 30, 2020, 09:26:23 PM
Most desperate Kiss audition.

Come from behind win.   LIza Minelli is pissed.   ;)

You're up, Vinnie Vincent!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1806 on: January 31, 2020, 08:12:15 AM »
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Trump finally takes the stand.  The first question he is asked ...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1807 on: January 31, 2020, 08:23:45 AM »
Be honest....you ran for the publicity fully expecting to lose....just admit it....we all know it's true.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1808 on: January 31, 2020, 08:24:39 AM »
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1809 on: January 31, 2020, 08:24:48 AM »
What's with the hair?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1810 on: January 31, 2020, 08:49:45 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on January 31, 2020, 08:24:39 AM
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

 :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1811 on: January 31, 2020, 08:52:44 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on January 31, 2020, 08:24:48 AM
What's with the hair?

Ninja'd.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1812 on: January 31, 2020, 09:15:56 AM »
Stormy Daniels.....does the carpet match the drapes?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1813 on: January 31, 2020, 09:16:52 AM »
What's the best 'grab em' by the pu$$y technique......straight in or more of an upper cut motion?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1814 on: January 31, 2020, 02:35:19 PM »
So...how do you maintain the orange skin color? Spray tan, tanning bed or L'Oreal?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1815 on: January 31, 2020, 05:01:12 PM »
Is it true, your greatest achievement was appearing in the film Home Alone?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1816 on: February 06, 2020, 04:43:57 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on January 31, 2020, 08:24:39 AM
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Winner.

Give us a new scene, Zy
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1817 on: February 17, 2020, 05:16:51 PM »
 :corn
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1818 on: February 18, 2020, 12:28:06 AM »
Oh shit! I forgot I contributed to this. Sorry guys :P

Bad things to do during an earthquake.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1819 on: February 18, 2020, 06:10:40 AM »
Yoga.

Tight rope walking.

Surprise buttsex
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