Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173903 times)

TAC · « **Reply #1715 on:** December 27, 2019, 04:34:31 PM »

Receiving anal sex

Stadler · « **Reply #1716 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:14:31 PM »

Crack cocaine

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #1717 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:29:25 PM »

Heart Transplants

TAC · « **Reply #1718 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:51:14 PM »

Membership to DTF P/R forums.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1719 on:** December 27, 2019, 08:02:09 PM »

Chlamydia

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1720 on:** December 27, 2019, 08:04:38 PM »

Dissolving Anal Plugs

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1721 on:** December 27, 2019, 08:52:31 PM »

Life insurance!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1722 on:** December 28, 2019, 05:01:16 AM »

Jury duty

Podaar · « **Reply #1723 on:** December 30, 2019, 11:56:23 AM »

A Parachute

Hand grenade

Book of Mormon

A suicide vest

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1724 on:** December 31, 2019, 09:39:27 AM »

Sex Robot

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1725 on:** December 31, 2019, 09:45:08 AM »

Colonoscopy

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #1726 on:** December 31, 2019, 10:53:00 AM »

The Stephanie Meyer Book Club

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1727 on:** January 09, 2020, 08:46:10 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on December 31, 2019, 09:45:08 AM

Colonoscopy

“There are [54] problems with your rectum. Upgrade to Colonoscopy Pro to fix them for $29.99.”

Sorry, dropped the ball here. Winner!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1728 on:** January 10, 2020, 09:47:12 AM »

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New Years Resolutions - failed, or (regrettably) successful

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1729 on:** January 10, 2020, 02:23:46 PM »

- Eliminate Gag Reflex
- Control Where I'm at when diarrhea strikes
- Use Hand Basket in lieu of Shopping Cart

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1730 on:** January 10, 2020, 06:52:18 PM »

Watch less CNN
-Stadler

TAC · « **Reply #1731 on:** January 10, 2020, 06:53:12 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on January 10, 2020, 06:52:18 PM

Watch less CNN
-Stadler

Yeah, that didn't last long.

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #1732 on:** January 10, 2020, 08:57:47 PM »

Burn all cart corrals to the ground
-TAC

Stadler · « **Reply #1733 on:** January 10, 2020, 10:45:00 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on January 10, 2020, 06:52:18 PM

Watch less CNN
-Stadler

Regrettably failed.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1734 on:** January 15, 2020, 09:06:35 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on January 10, 2020, 06:52:18 PM

Watch less CNN
-Stadler

Winner ... you up Chris. Give us a good one.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1735 on:** January 16, 2020, 07:12:05 PM »

Damn when was the last time I won this?

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With the success of The Mandalorian, Disney is looking for the next big Star Wars spin-off. Their writers submitted the following list of possible ideas...

TAC · « **Reply #1736 on:** January 16, 2020, 07:26:18 PM »

Windows Of Power

Luke uses his emotion detector to gauge the mystic rhythms of the grand design so he can earn some big money. He had to travel to the Middletown territories to run the Manhattan marathon.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1737 on:** January 16, 2020, 07:48:06 PM »

Leia Gets Her Period - A limited mini series that explores the summer it all changed for Leia.

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #1738 on:** January 16, 2020, 09:43:40 PM »

Han is taking Chewie home to see his family. Chewie's dad watches VR porn and Jefferson Starship gets a guest spot.......... Oh wait....

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1739 on:** January 17, 2020, 05:12:37 AM »

Short and Shorter: Maz Kanata and Babu Frik as buddy-cops.

Bachelor's in Paradise:Mustafar

Little People:Big Moon

Stadler · « **Reply #1740 on:** January 17, 2020, 06:46:39 AM »

I don't know whether this says something about the Star Wars films, reality TV, or both, but the crossovers are a gold mine:

The Real Stormtroopers Of Tatooine

Behind The Music: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (from early success to a tale of rock and roll excess, with the band rising triumphantly from the ashes!)

A Very Skywalker Renovation (those lovable characters from HGTV take over the Skywalker house on Tatooine and renovate it to look just like the movie! Watch Mark Hamill gaze in awe at the set come to life!)

Pawn Stars Crossover (watch those irascible rogues Rick Harrison, his son Corey ("Big Hoss"), and the lovable Chumly match wits with the ultimate pawn stars, the Jawas!)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1741 on:** January 17, 2020, 06:53:51 AM »

Damn it's a good thing TAC isn't the judge this round. He wouldn't get any of those.

Growing up Greedo.

So You Think You Can Hunt: Tuskan Raiders edition. Hosted by David Attenborough. Judges are Steven Segal, Dick Cheney, and Ted Nugent.

Stadler · « **Reply #1742 on:** January 17, 2020, 08:58:32 AM »

Here's one that he will get:

Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins ("Here we see Luke engaging the Tuskan Raider in the wild...")

Watching "Jim" get his ass kicked why Marlin sat comfortably in the warm studio was a staple of Sunday nights when I was a kid.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1743 on:** January 17, 2020, 08:59:05 AM »

My 600 Pound Life: Jabba's Battle

Weekends at the Dune Sea: Follows Biggs Darklighter and Luke Skywalker in their younger years when they'd take frequent camping trips to the Dune Sea, to explore the terrain and the 'new' feelings brought on by pulsating hormones.

Podaar · « **Reply #1744 on:** January 17, 2020, 09:10:02 AM »

Alderaan Extreme Makeover: Do breakfast pastries belong in royal hair styles?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1745 on:** January 17, 2020, 11:06:39 AM »

Behind the Romance: Anakin's courtship of Padme.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1746 on:** January 17, 2020, 01:16:42 PM »

The Real Housewives of Cloud City

TAC · « **Reply #1747 on:** January 17, 2020, 01:51:10 PM »

Quote from: Stadler on January 17, 2020, 06:46:39 AM

Behind The Music: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes

Dammit, I was just going to post this!

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1748 on:** January 17, 2020, 08:30:40 PM »

Weird, I got all the pop culture references, and none of the Star Wars ones. I had to Google Figrin D'an and Maz Kanata.

These were all great but the simplicity of this one takes the cake (pun intended).

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 17, 2020, 08:59:05 AM

My 600 Pound Life: Jabba's Battle

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1749 on:** January 18, 2020, 02:24:39 PM »

Why thank you, some funny ones in there.

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173903 times)