Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173942 times)

Stadler · « **Reply #1680 on:** December 18, 2019, 10:26:15 AM »

So.... it's a tie between Podaar and Jingle for apparently knowing my wife better that I do.

I'm going to give the nod to Jingle for the non-comment comment.

You're up (and thank god for that).

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1681 on:** December 18, 2019, 11:40:33 AM »

Standings
jingle.boy 59
gmillerdrake 45
lonestar 25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland 21
Podaar 20
Stadler 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris 9
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 6
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

Ok, let's see if I can come up with a good scene....

Things that sound dirty at the holidays, but aren't.

Go!

Podaar · « **Reply #1682 on:** December 18, 2019, 12:08:42 PM »

I'm so excited see mom's expression when I give her a pearl necklace!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1683 on:** December 18, 2019, 12:14:46 PM »

I said dirty, not creepy!

Podaar · « **Reply #1684 on:** December 18, 2019, 12:19:16 PM »

I need to wrap it before I put in the box.

Better, Chad?

Podaar · « **Reply #1685 on:** December 18, 2019, 12:28:51 PM »

"I'm really hoping she gives me her famous pound cake again this year"

Podaar · « **Reply #1686 on:** December 18, 2019, 12:59:39 PM »

"Hurry, lick the eggnog off the rim before it drips on the carpet!"

Podaar · « **Reply #1687 on:** December 18, 2019, 01:15:01 PM »

♪♫...Jingle all the way♫♪

Okay, that's my five, I suppose.

TAC · « **Reply #1688 on:** December 18, 2019, 01:28:11 PM »

Kids, Santa really emptied his sack last night.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1689 on:** December 18, 2019, 01:47:37 PM »

Mom.....Uncle Joe is drunk again and keeps playing with my package when you aren't looking.

Lonk · « **Reply #1690 on:** December 18, 2019, 02:38:56 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 18, 2019, 01:47:37 PM

Mom.....Uncle Joe is drunk again and keeps playing with my package when you aren't looking.

Quote from: TAC on December 18, 2019, 01:28:11 PM

Kids, Santa really emptied his sack last night.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1691 on:** December 18, 2019, 02:50:29 PM »

If you keep flapping that roast beef around with your fingers no one's gonna want to eat it.....

TAC · « **Reply #1692 on:** December 18, 2019, 08:08:24 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 18, 2019, 08:07:33 PM

I'm trying to figure out how incorporate my 2 cats. Lol

TAC · « **Reply #1693 on:** December 18, 2019, 08:21:28 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on December 18, 2019, 08:20:39 PM

Have my package as well but likewise won't get to opening/filming till the weekend.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1694 on:** December 18, 2019, 08:27:01 PM »

Read that and was all

then read it again and was all

Stadler · « **Reply #1695 on:** December 19, 2019, 08:43:46 AM »

I love the Yule Log.

Podaar · « **Reply #1696 on:** December 19, 2019, 11:30:28 AM »

I'm in the mood for Dickens. Turn on the BBC.

Podaar · « **Reply #1697 on:** December 19, 2019, 11:56:20 AM »

Sweetie, you only need one cinnamon stick in cider.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1698 on:** December 19, 2019, 12:58:50 PM »

Who wants some stuffing?

TAC · « **Reply #1699 on:** December 19, 2019, 02:46:35 PM »

"Sit on my lap and tell me what you want."

TAC · « **Reply #1700 on:** December 20, 2019, 05:22:53 PM »

I can't believe he slides down that little hole.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1701 on:** December 21, 2019, 06:21:29 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on December 18, 2019, 12:59:39 PM

"Hurry, lick the eggnog off the rim before it drips on the carpet!"

All good entries, but Gregg takes it with quality AND quantity.

Podaar · « **Reply #1702 on:** December 22, 2019, 07:11:13 AM »

Thanks, buddy!

Standings
jingle.boy 59
gmillerdrake 45
lonestar 25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland 21
Podaar 21
Stadler 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris 9
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 6
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

New scene: Presents you'd rather not get for the holidays.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1703 on:** December 22, 2019, 07:57:30 AM »

Chlamydia

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1704 on:** December 22, 2019, 08:05:39 AM »

Chocolate covered anal plug

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #1705 on:** December 22, 2019, 10:09:42 AM »

A shopping cart

Stadler · « **Reply #1706 on:** December 23, 2019, 08:32:03 AM »

The $1350 HVAC bill I just got because the ignition control unit AND damper control units both decided to shit the bed at the same time yesterday afternoon.

Oh, wait, is this supposed to be fun?

How about an email from "23 And Me" with news that 23 people claim Me as "dad"? (Stole that from Eddie "Mr. Robinson" Murphy from SNL this past week).

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1707 on:** December 23, 2019, 09:58:08 AM »

Summons for Jury Duty

Mike Pence for President

Podaar · « **Reply #1708 on:** December 26, 2019, 01:01:16 PM »

for more responses before we close this round.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1709 on:** December 26, 2019, 06:51:25 PM »

Flavored Tampons

Heated Hemorrhoid Cream

Belly Lint Knitting Set

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1710 on:** December 26, 2019, 11:10:09 PM »

The Kardashian sex tape compilation (with bonus footage of Caitlyn Jenner)

Limp Bizkit’s Greatest Hits

BYU football gear signed by Jonny Harline

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1711 on:** December 27, 2019, 04:30:44 AM »

Johnny Walker Red Label

Podaar · « **Reply #1712 on:** December 27, 2019, 05:40:36 AM »

Puppies almost had another recent win, until Snow Dog swept in with,

Quote from: Snow Dog on December 26, 2019, 11:10:09 PM

BYU football gear signed by Jonny Harline

For bringing up that memory, I shall now call you a name. FUCKER!

You're up, mang.

Stadler · « **Reply #1713 on:** December 27, 2019, 04:28:28 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 26, 2019, 06:51:25 PM

Heated Hemorrhoid Cream

If by "heated" you mean "not ice cold", I'd take that. If by "heated" you mean "like Ben-Gay", then I'm with you.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1714 on:** December 27, 2019, 04:33:19 PM »

Quote from: Podaar on December 27, 2019, 05:40:36 AM

For bringing up that memory, I shall now call you a name. FUCKER!

Know thy audience.

Just as painful for me, sir. But I know what’ll make it better...
https://youtu.be/XUK1wEHx4EY

Standings
jingle.boy 59
gmillerdrake 45
lonestar 25
TempusVox 23
kingshmegland 21
Podaar 21
Stadler 15
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
TAC 10
TheSilentHam 10
masterthes 9
Cool Chris 9
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
Zydar 6
JayOctavarium 6
Snow Dog 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 5
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
AngelBack 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1

New scene: Things that shouldn’t have “free trial” versions.

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 173942 times)