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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1610 on: July 09, 2018, 05:12:52 PM »
My....what big hands you have.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1611 on: July 10, 2018, 05:09:23 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1612 on: July 10, 2018, 06:26:08 AM »
Now that is a hair-don't!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1613 on: July 11, 2018, 03:05:19 PM »
Cheetos are in the next room.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1614 on: July 12, 2018, 04:53:36 AM »
Thank you sir...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1615 on: July 12, 2018, 05:19:11 AM »
"No results found"  (but not completely unexpected)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1616 on: July 12, 2018, 05:30:18 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1617 on: July 12, 2018, 09:59:24 AM »
"Harrowing Tale of Addiction To Drugs Told By Youth"


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1618 on: July 12, 2018, 07:00:51 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1619 on: July 14, 2018, 01:16:03 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1620 on: July 16, 2018, 02:56:50 PM »
"Harrowing Tale of Addiction To Drugs Told By Youth"

That explains a lot actually.   :lol

You're up Stads.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1621 on: July 16, 2018, 06:44:06 PM »
"Harrowing Tale of Addiction To Drugs Told By Youth"

That explains a lot actually.   :lol

You're up Stads.

Funny enough, that's a true story.   It's not me (it's a first cousin once removed) but the "youth" in question shares my name (I was named for his father). 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1622 on: July 16, 2018, 06:51:24 PM »
It's Korean beef with Russian dressing.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1623 on: July 17, 2018, 04:40:42 AM »
Kobe beef with ketchup.  Add tots and a diet coke to make it a combo (comes with Huckabee Sanders action figure).
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1624 on: July 17, 2018, 07:58:25 AM »
Three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1625 on: July 17, 2018, 02:36:55 PM »
The hot mess that results from the culmination of decades of Big Macs, Whoppers, Double-double animal style, and Big Kahuna.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1626 on: July 17, 2018, 02:37:32 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1627 on: July 17, 2018, 04:25:39 PM »
The chef takes a dump on a piece of Texas toast, then puts cheese whiz on it. The waiter who serves it to you lovingly strokes your nut sack while you're eating it; while simultaneously telling you over and over again that it's really the finest cut of wagyu beef...Oh wait!!! That's the "Sean Hannity Burger". I get so confused.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1628 on: July 17, 2018, 04:47:03 PM »
The chef takes a dump on a piece of Texas toast, then puts cheese whiz on it. The waiter who serves it to you lovingly strokes your nut sack while you're eating it; while simultaneously telling you over and over again that it's really the finest cut of wagyu beef...Oh wait!!! That's the "Sean Hannity Burger". I get so confused.

Comes with a side of Colmes, strips of whiney IknowyouarebutwhatamI vanilla fries.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1629 on: July 17, 2018, 05:27:49 PM »
A slice of baloney and a slice of orange cheese on white bread.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1630 on: July 17, 2018, 05:38:17 PM »
The chef takes a dump on a piece of Texas toast, then puts cheese whiz on it. The waiter who serves it to you lovingly strokes your nut sack while you're eating it; while simultaneously telling you over and over again that it's really the finest cut of wagyu beef...Oh wait!!! That's the "Sean Hannity Burger". I get so confused.

Calling it early.  This wins.  I try to keep it professional over at P/R, but I don't have to here.  I DESPISE Sean Hannity.   I don't think I've ever wanted to punch someone in the face as badly as I do every time I hear him speak. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1631 on: July 17, 2018, 06:49:23 PM »
Wow! Thanks!  And yes, there is a special place in Hell for Hannity.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1632 on: July 17, 2018, 06:51:43 PM »
I'm so glad he willed me his prescription for Viagra.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1633 on: July 17, 2018, 07:14:50 PM »
He loved now wearing pants.....even in his death.
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« Reply #1634 on: July 17, 2018, 07:22:39 PM »
When he got to the hospital it was discovered that he did NOT have clean underwear on.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1635 on: July 18, 2018, 01:24:54 AM »
TA-DA! Got you all!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1636 on: July 18, 2018, 06:21:55 AM »
"...so, that's when I says, 'Harry, what do you us to do when you're gone?' and he says, 'Well, I'd really like you to spread my remains on the Ex's front lawn.'

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1637 on: July 18, 2018, 06:25:35 AM »
"...but, he sure had good taste in women. Stand up, Karen. Let 'em get a load of ya! Yowsa, amirite?"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1638 on: July 18, 2018, 08:00:52 AM »
"Well at least he's in a better place now....eh....who am I kidding, burn you SOB"!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1639 on: July 18, 2018, 08:32:05 AM »
C'est la vie.

I guess his wife is fair game now, eh boys?

Protip... know when to walk away, and know when to run.  Also, don't count your money at the table.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1640 on: July 18, 2018, 08:59:55 AM »
"I first met Bob when he walked in on me and his wife in the shower..."


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« Reply #1641 on: July 18, 2018, 09:17:54 AM »
She was a slut and proud of it, hence the Y-shaped coffin.
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« Reply #1642 on: July 18, 2018, 10:14:24 AM »
Mr. Carradine would be touched by the number of guests here, in fact you could say David would be all choked up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1643 on: July 18, 2018, 02:09:29 PM »
They could have at least removed the dildo from his Kiester

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1644 on: July 18, 2018, 04:05:12 PM »
This guy..this guy...




































was an ASSHOLE!
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