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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1575 on: June 26, 2018, 12:29:21 PM »
I thought this would be a layup of a scene.  Nothing else?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1576 on: June 27, 2018, 10:48:40 AM »
Hi, I'm Tonya Harding to talk to you about the wonder of the tire iron. It gets a gold medal from me, even though it won't get you one

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Re: Billy Mays here for Hungry Man Dinners, now with low sodium!
« Reply #1577 on: June 27, 2018, 02:52:15 PM »
Bill Cosby here! I get all my pills from Liberty Medical!

Cos reference takes it.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes indeed!
« Reply #1578 on: June 27, 2018, 03:47:53 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1579 on: June 27, 2018, 03:53:18 PM »
Jackalope on the Menu Tonight - starring lonestar and bout to crash
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1580 on: June 27, 2018, 04:32:33 PM »
Scarred II ... sung by BlobVanDam

Ain't Nobody Got No Common Sense, with Stadler on lead vocals

We're Back Too, a duet by AndyDT and TheTexasPirate

The Best Them Times

You're a Stupid Fucking Bitch
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1581 on: June 27, 2018, 04:46:32 PM »
Pride in Ignorance (or WTF?) - featuring TAC

Vlasto Day! - ensemble

Incontinence and Auto-correct
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1582 on: June 27, 2018, 04:48:06 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1583 on: June 27, 2018, 04:56:37 PM »
Caught in a Mouse Trap
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1584 on: June 27, 2018, 05:19:33 PM »
The Stadler Suite
I. (Parenthetically speaking)
II. Comma, Comma, Commeleon
III. Punctuation!...Station!?@.!.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1585 on: June 27, 2018, 08:17:04 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1586 on: June 28, 2018, 07:22:50 AM »
Parking Cones on a Hydroponic Balcony

Ugly Pornstars
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1587 on: June 28, 2018, 08:46:35 AM »
Ode' to the IPA's - Vocalist: Kingshmegland
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1588 on: June 29, 2018, 11:56:05 AM »
Whahíbrido Pickingant - instrumental, either the overture or an interlude in Act II.

Mouse! - big ensemble number

Systems of Chaos - Prog rap number where random words, and thus the overall meter of the music, are shouted.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1589 on: June 29, 2018, 10:44:29 PM »
Jingle Boy - "Canadian Love Songs", featuring "In The Mood", "When You Dance, I Can Really Love", and the showstopper, a mini-medley of "Turn Me Loose" and "Notorious" ("I gotta do it my way, Senorita, solitaire, you got a certain kind of savoir-faire"!)

The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC) - "When I'm Sixty-Four", interpolating "Young Man's Blues" and "My Generation"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1590 on: June 30, 2018, 04:20:37 AM »
Jingle Boy - "Canadian Love Songs", featuring "In The Mood", "When You Dance, I Can Really Love", and the showstopper, a mini-medley of "Turn Me Loose" and "Notorious" ("I gotta do it my way, Senorita, solitaire, you got a certain kind of savoir-faire"!)

The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC) - "When I'm Sixty-Four", interpolating "Young Man's Blues" and "My Generation"

I'M GONNA FLYYYYYYYY!!!!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1591 on: June 30, 2018, 06:44:12 AM »
The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC)

Pfah, green horns.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1592 on: June 30, 2018, 08:32:05 AM »
Cover of ‘F%uck the Police’ - Vocalist El Barto
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1593 on: June 30, 2018, 10:05:14 AM »
The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC)

Pfah, green horns.

I can't speak for the other two (not that they can hear me anyway) but you're welcome to sit in with the band. :)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
« Reply #1594 on: July 01, 2018, 06:16:18 AM »
Jingle Boy - "Canadian Love Songs", featuring "In The Mood", "When You Dance, I Can Really Love", and the showstopper, a mini-medley of "Turn Me Loose" and "Notorious" ("I gotta do it my way, Senorita, solitaire, you got a certain kind of savoir-faire"!)

The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC) - "When I'm Sixty-Four", interpolating "Young Man's Blues" and "My Generation"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1595 on: July 01, 2018, 06:50:20 AM »
The Three Tenors Fogeys (King, Stadler, TAC)

Pfah, green horns.

I can't speak for the other two (not that they can hear me anyway) but you're welcome to sit in with the band. :)

Oh, I didn't realize it was a band you were putting together. In that case, you'll need Orbert
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
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Supposedly, Roseanne has a new show coming.  I hear the premise is....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1597 on: July 03, 2018, 04:25:21 AM »
Odd Couple '18 - Roseanne and Harvey.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #1598 on: July 03, 2018, 07:21:37 AM »
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« Reply #1599 on: July 03, 2018, 07:27:54 AM »
Roseanne stars in the new game show, "Pills Say the Damnedest Things"!  Where contestants pop pills and say what comes to mind for money!
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« Reply #1600 on: July 04, 2018, 05:46:16 AM »
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« Reply #1601 on: July 04, 2018, 05:57:11 AM »
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« Reply #1602 on: July 04, 2018, 08:53:36 AM »
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« Reply #1603 on: July 04, 2018, 09:55:30 AM »
So You Think You Can Tweet
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1604 on: July 04, 2018, 10:31:23 AM »
Barr Rescue
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1605 on: July 09, 2018, 12:51:23 PM »
Barr Rescue

Win.   Especially if Jon Taffer blows his stack, per usual. 

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« Reply #1606 on: July 09, 2018, 03:03:21 PM »
Who's Jon Taffer?


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So, when Trump met Kim Jon Un, KJU speaks to his translator, who then relays the message, "Hello Mr. Trump. Very nice to meet you."
So....what did KJU really say to his translator upon meeting Trump for the first time??
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1607 on: July 09, 2018, 03:37:34 PM »
한국어처리기입니다. 현재텍스트정규화와 형태소 분석, 스테밍을 지원하고 있습니다.
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« Reply #1608 on: July 09, 2018, 04:30:36 PM »
Cheetos are in the next room.

I got ya covered bro.  Zydar will be here soon with the hookers and blow.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #1609 on: July 09, 2018, 05:02:42 PM »
"Hello Mr. Trump.  Very nice to meet you."

"How about a little hug for the Kimmy? I just got off the bus."   (It's a line from the infamous Billy Bush tape; Bush said it, and called himself "Bushy".)

"Hello Mr. Trump.  Have you heard of Sons of Apollo?  They're playing a 100-seater near my palace."   




P.S.:  Jon Taffer is the host of the real "Bar Rescue".  (He also invented NFL Sunday Ticket, oddly.)
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