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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1540 on: June 14, 2018, 09:31:45 AM »
Holy crap, AngelBlack; if that's who I think it is, that's a both awesome and nauseating all at the same time.

I remember seeing that 'shop back in during the campaign.  You're assessment is spot on, Bill.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1541 on: June 14, 2018, 10:16:07 AM »
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We all know DT just entered the studio for DT14.  In the initial planning meeting JP was heard to say, "OK guys, for this album we have to really shake things up.  For THIS album......."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1542 on: June 14, 2018, 10:18:04 AM »
.... I called Chad Kroeger to see if he wants to write some songs.


.... Jordan, I want you to send out a tweet:  "There will be NO CHEESE, No apps, no screechy vocals... we are going to reclaim our throne as Prog Rock Gods!"   
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1543 on: June 14, 2018, 10:50:37 AM »
....all instruments will be played with our genitals.......James, your singing in farts......
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1544 on: June 14, 2018, 11:11:23 AM »
I got this wicked guitar sound that is like a tiramisu!

James, we want your input.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1545 on: June 14, 2018, 12:18:13 PM »

We need more cowbell...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1546 on: June 14, 2018, 12:55:17 PM »

We need more cowbell...

I got a fever!
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1547 on: June 14, 2018, 02:07:52 PM »
...the only percussion will be maracas and tambourines.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1548 on: June 14, 2018, 02:24:54 PM »
... we're going to do a duets album with Tony Bennett. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1549 on: June 14, 2018, 02:33:38 PM »
... how does everyone feel about Prog-Country?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1550 on: June 14, 2018, 09:51:39 PM »
WWBD.... What Would Bieber Do?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1551 on: June 15, 2018, 05:37:34 AM »
Holy crap, AngelBlack; if that's who I think it is, that's a both awesome and nauseating all at the same time.

Sooo......stipulating that the photo is accurate......would you?
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« Reply #1552 on: June 15, 2018, 08:13:51 AM »
Holy crap, AngelBlack; if that's who I think it is, that's a both awesome and nauseating all at the same time.

Sooo......stipulating that the photo is accurate......would you?

Of course.

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« Reply #1553 on: June 15, 2018, 02:52:10 PM »
"I have to play faster, and Jordan will be playing a kazoo."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1554 on: June 15, 2018, 03:07:45 PM »
"...I'm adding this album by this band called Sons Of Apollo to the Inspiration Corner. Anyone ever heard of them?"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1555 on: June 15, 2018, 03:49:00 PM »
I've got this idea for a track tentatively named "I just threw up in my mouth a little", and we're gonna use Clinton photoshopped into a skimpy MAGA bikini for the liner notes.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1556 on: June 16, 2018, 07:11:52 AM »

Honorable mention to GMiller because I like to revert to my 13 year old self as often as possible.  But TV takes it because of the concept of JP thinking he needs to play faster! 


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1557 on: June 20, 2018, 02:34:26 PM »
Wow! Thanks! Didn't see this until just now...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1558 on: June 20, 2018, 02:37:43 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #1559 on: June 20, 2018, 08:25:57 PM »
All roads lead to Kevin.... the Moore you know.

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« Reply #1560 on: June 20, 2018, 08:33:06 PM »
Please stay clear of Harvey Fierstein, especially if you're a potted plant.
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« Reply #1561 on: June 20, 2018, 08:34:47 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1562 on: June 20, 2018, 08:35:30 PM »
Adults to the left; children to the right.
 (Too soon?)

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I'm Robert DeNiro, here to offer advice on how to make acceptance speeches.

Attention shoppers.... get the fuck out of Wal-Mart already. What the hell is wrong with you people??
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1563 on: June 21, 2018, 05:40:08 AM »
(from the too old and overused but I still like file)


This is your captain speaking.  We are making our final approach.  Please return your stewardess to upright position.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1564 on: June 21, 2018, 05:46:37 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1565 on: June 21, 2018, 07:42:07 AM »
Welcome to Barnes and Noble.  Hurry and snap up one of the remaining copies of TempusVox's latest best seller.
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« Reply #1566 on: June 21, 2018, 07:46:30 AM »
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« Reply #1567 on: June 21, 2018, 07:57:47 AM »
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« Reply #1568 on: June 21, 2018, 09:28:14 AM »
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« Reply #1569 on: June 22, 2018, 06:24:46 PM »


I'm Robert DeNiro, here to offer advice on how to make acceptance speeches.


Winner...you're up!
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Keeping on the celebrity theme .... Celebrity endorsements doomed to fail.
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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« Reply #1572 on: June 22, 2018, 09:34:45 PM »
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« Reply #1573 on: June 23, 2018, 05:48:53 AM »
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« Reply #1574 on: June 23, 2018, 07:55:16 AM »
"Hi...Jerry Sandusky here for the Boy Scouts of America..."

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