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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1470 on: May 23, 2018, 05:18:31 AM »

Sorry Gare... Airplane references will almost always win:

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Although, 'ever seen a grown man naked' would've been even better.  Still, quiet piggy is up.

Well, it's what came to mind as I was hanging around a gymnasium.

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Realizing that orchestrating another car crash is out of the question, Queen Elizabeth the II comes up with a new plan to dispose of Meghan, Duchess of Sussex...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1471 on: May 23, 2018, 05:33:01 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1472 on: May 23, 2018, 06:17:16 AM »
She plans to trap her in a room with Marillion playing non-stop, hoping she will kill herself.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1473 on: May 23, 2018, 08:20:31 AM »
Two points, two flats and a packet of gravel.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1474 on: May 23, 2018, 09:02:31 AM »
"Hello... Vlad?  Vlad.... VLAD, oh Christ, enough about how you planted the US President already.  Nobody in Europe gives a shit.  Look, I've got important matters I need your help with.  Got any more of that Novichok handy in London?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1475 on: May 23, 2018, 01:29:29 PM »
"Here Meghan.  I hear Spinal Tap is looking for a drummer...."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1476 on: May 23, 2018, 01:50:37 PM »
I know it’s weird......he received college scholarship money based off of being a foreign born student yet that pretty Hawaii certificate says he was born there?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1477 on: May 23, 2018, 03:58:55 PM »
By having her hang out with Russell Brand.  He'll drive anybody out of Great Britain.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1478 on: May 23, 2018, 07:59:12 PM »
I know it’s weird......he received college scholarship money based off of being a foreign born student yet that pretty Hawaii certificate says he was born there?

Got my threads mixed up. Thought Chads pic was a Caption pic  :loser: :facepalm:
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« Reply #1479 on: May 23, 2018, 07:59:49 PM »
"Y'know Meghan, I've heard that Kendrick Lamar is inviting people on stage to rap some of his songs. You should go to one of his concerts and do that. But don't leave any words out, even the n-word! I hear he hates when people censor his songs."

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« Reply #1480 on: May 23, 2018, 08:00:53 PM »
One game of ‘Deal or No Deal’......winner take all.....all of nothing.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1481 on: May 23, 2018, 08:42:27 PM »
Place a call to Winston Wolf.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1482 on: May 25, 2018, 06:56:26 AM »
Next birthday gift:

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1483 on: May 25, 2018, 08:16:41 AM »
"Meghan, this is the Queen; I'd love for you to come to the palace and meet some friends of mine.   An associate of mine, Silvio Dante, will be by to drive you to the castle." 



"Meghan, Harry would like you to join him in London for a speech he's giving; I've left a plane ticket for you.  Check in early if you want a good seat; Southwest seating is first come first served."  (Too soon?)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1484 on: May 25, 2018, 01:15:31 PM »
"Meghan, I'm glad you're still healthy. Harry didn't catch AIDS until he fucked his 500th girl."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1485 on: May 29, 2018, 07:33:37 PM »
"Meghan, this is the Queen; I'd love for you to come to the palace and meet some friends of mine.   An associate of mine, Silvio Dante, will be by to drive you to the castle." 



"Meghan, Harry would like you to join him in London for a speech he's giving; I've left a plane ticket for you.  Check in early if you want a good seat; Southwest seating is first come first served."  (Too soon?)

Sorry for the delay... out of commission a few days.  Sopranos ref. got me! you are up Stadler

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« Reply #1486 on: June 02, 2018, 12:22:03 PM »
Well, it's what came to mind as I was hanging around a gymnasium.

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Ugh.   I'm struggling for ideas, here.   

Okay, so Kim Kardashian was photographed in the Oval Office with Donald Trump.   I have it on good authority that immediately after the photo was taken she texted Kanye and said...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1487 on: June 02, 2018, 12:25:32 PM »
Donald is signing an executive order requiring us to go the fuck away. We don't have to leave the country, just get the hell out of the pop culture consciousness.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1488 on: June 02, 2018, 12:26:14 PM »
His hands really are tiny!
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« Reply #1489 on: June 02, 2018, 06:23:35 PM »
Melania is actually an enhanced, upgraded ‘Real Doll’
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1490 on: June 02, 2018, 06:29:29 PM »
"....he called my ass Fake News."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1491 on: June 02, 2018, 07:23:46 PM »
"...he asked me if I had ever heard of Monica Lewinski."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1492 on: June 02, 2018, 07:52:35 PM »
He asked me if "feckless" was a complimentary tern.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #1493 on: June 02, 2018, 08:43:17 PM »
"...he asked if I would join his Cabinet as the Secretary Of Ass."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1494 on: June 02, 2018, 09:58:39 PM »
"...he asked if I would join his Cabinet as the Secretary Of Ass."

But I told him I'm more of an Ambassador
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #1495 on: June 03, 2018, 06:14:10 AM »
"...he asked if I would join his Cabinet as the Secretary Of Ass."

But I told him I'm more of an Ambassador

:neverusethis:
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #1496 on: June 03, 2018, 01:01:59 PM »
He asked me if "feckless" was a complimentary tern.

If you followed with "what's "feckless" mean", you might have sealed the deal right there.  ;)
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« Reply #1497 on: June 03, 2018, 01:22:45 PM »
I bounced a couple ideas around my head with the "feckless" theme, had a hard time deciding which one to go with.
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« Reply #1498 on: June 03, 2018, 02:26:23 PM »
Me so howny!
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« Reply #1499 on: June 03, 2018, 02:29:17 PM »
I asked if the White House chefs ever prepared some dim sum, and he asked why the kitchen staff would adjust the brightness of the lights.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #1500 on: June 03, 2018, 04:06:38 PM »
SMH. He asked me why I was so interested in getting an old lady prison reefer!  ::)
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« Reply #1501 on: June 03, 2018, 10:49:04 PM »
He asked me if HPV and HIV were the same thing?
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« Reply #1502 on: June 04, 2018, 04:42:54 AM »
He kept going on about how he once met the real slim shady.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #1503 on: June 05, 2018, 01:22:43 PM »
"...he asked if I would join his Cabinet as the Secretary Of Ass."

But I told him I'm more of an Ambassador

So, it was a tie because of these....  but I'm giving it to Jingle because  of this:

He kept going on about how he once met the real slim shady.

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