Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 172717 times)

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1365 on:** March 24, 2018, 05:47:51 PM »

jingle.boy 52
gmillerdrake 44
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 21
TempusVox 20
Podaar 20
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
masterthes 9
TheSilentHam 9
BlobVanDam 8
Stadler 8
Cool Chris 8
El Barto 7
TAC 7
Zydar 6
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
984759827 2
bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
der Ruhige Schinken 1
Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
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Jamesman 1
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Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
AngelBack 1

Shigeru Miyamoto developed Mario, who became the face of Nintendo for decades to come. He wasn't always a plumber though, their original plan was for Mario to be a:

TAC · « **Reply #1366 on:** March 24, 2018, 05:53:06 PM »

A barrel maker?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1367 on:** March 24, 2018, 07:26:06 PM »

Hit Man

Podaar · « **Reply #1368 on:** March 24, 2018, 07:32:19 PM »

The ‘stache says it all.

TAC · « **Reply #1369 on:** March 24, 2018, 07:33:02 PM »

Kingshmegland

TempusVox · « **Reply #1370 on:** March 24, 2018, 10:40:12 PM »

A retired CIA Agent...

"I don't-a know who you- a are. I don't-a know what'sa you want. If you are looking-a for-a ransom, I can tell you I don't-a have-a no money. But what I do have-a are a very particular set of-a skills, skills I have-a acquired over a very long-a career. Skills that make-a me a nightmare for people like-a you. If you let-a the princess a-go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not-a look-a for you, I will not-a pursue you. But if you don't-a, I will-a look-a for you, I will-a find you, and I will-a kill you...Ciao"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1371 on:** March 25, 2018, 04:44:05 AM »

Deuce Bigalo

Stadler · « **Reply #1372 on:** March 26, 2018, 07:47:19 AM »

Sixth member of the Village People.

The replacement for Chris Collins as singer of Dream Theater.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1373 on:** March 26, 2018, 07:53:13 AM »

Mild mannered shoe salesman in Midland City.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1374 on:** March 26, 2018, 07:59:02 AM »

The Princesses personal 'gimp'......red gag ball and crate included.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1375 on:** March 26, 2018, 08:09:30 AM »

Livestock proctologist.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1376 on:** March 26, 2018, 02:38:28 PM »

Quote from: Stadler on March 26, 2018, 07:47:19 AM

Sixth member of the Village People.

This was funny. Go!

Why is jingle-boy now Rainbow Dash? (yes I have a 6 year old daughter I know who Rainbow Dash is).

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1377 on:** March 26, 2018, 04:27:54 PM »

Lost a bet.

Stadler · « **Reply #1378 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:11:04 AM »

jingle.boy 52
gmillerdrake 44
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 21
TempusVox 20
Podaar 20
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
masterthes 9
TheSilentHam 9
Stadler 9
BlobVanDam 8
Cool Chris 8
El Barto 7
TAC 7
Zydar 6
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
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bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
FlyingBIZKIT 2
Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
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Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
AngelBack 1

"Lost a bet". Right. Sure. We've all used that excuse. The REAL reason Jingle has a "Rainbow Dash" avatar is:

Podaar · « **Reply #1379 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:16:06 AM »

jingle.wife bought him a Squatty Potty for his upcoming Colonoscopy.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1380 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:21:20 AM »

He's Canadian....what do you expect?

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1381 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:24:28 AM »

Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie were already taken.

TAC · « **Reply #1382 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:27:16 AM »

He’s um....transitioning.

Podaar · « **Reply #1383 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:34:29 AM »

Because Fluttershy was already taken.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1384 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:47:05 AM »

He wanted to match the 'tramp stamp' tat he got during Spring Break 92'. It's special to him....one of two matching tats that only he and a man he knows as Roberto have to memorialize that 'special' night they shared.

TAC · « **Reply #1385 on:** March 27, 2018, 10:49:50 AM »

"You mean it's NOT a Pokémon??"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1386 on:** March 27, 2018, 11:43:08 AM »

To commemorate the first time he 'tasted' the Rainbow

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1387 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:39:41 PM »

He wanted a more bitchin avatar than Stadler.

Just like in P/R, he wanted his avatar to be the ying to Stadler's yang.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1388 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:42:25 PM »

That avatar tickles his anus.

TAC · « **Reply #1389 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:43:35 PM »

Pretty sure he tickled his anus before changing avatars.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1390 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:44:31 PM »

Quote from: TAC on March 27, 2018, 07:43:35 PM

Pretty sure he tickled his anus before changing avatars.

Pretty sure Mrs. TAC did the tickling.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1391 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:54:06 PM »

Pretty sure one asshole is enough.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1392 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:56:15 PM »

He wanted something of his to be hung like a shetland pony.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1393 on:** March 28, 2018, 03:09:07 PM »

Not a caption, but there's nothing like the real thing, bitches.

TAC · « **Reply #1394 on:** March 28, 2018, 03:10:37 PM »

Not a caption, but Chris, when did you turn into a psycho?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1395 on:** March 28, 2018, 04:10:27 PM »

Not a caption, but man you must have a tiny dick to be able to hump that thing.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1396 on:** March 28, 2018, 05:16:12 PM »

Quote from: TAC on March 28, 2018, 03:10:37 PM

Not a caption, but Chris, when did you turn into a psycho?

Around the time my second daughter was born.

Stadler · « **Reply #1397 on:** March 29, 2018, 09:11:52 AM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on March 27, 2018, 08:24:28 AM

Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie were already taken.

I don't know who those people are, but now that I'm scared of you, you win.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1398 on:** March 29, 2018, 10:50:11 AM »

jingle.boy 52
gmillerdrake 44
lonestar 25
kingshmegland 21
TempusVox 20
Podaar 20
Sir GuitarCozmo 11
masterthes 9
TheSilentHam 9
Stadler 9
Cool Chris 9
BlobVanDam 8
El Barto 7
TAC 7
Zydar 6
JayOctavarium 6
TheLordOfTheStrings 5
MetalJunkie 5
Snow Dog 5
Mister Gold 4
Jonnybaxy 4
LeeHarveyKennedy 4
Soupytwist 4
Jarlaxle 4
DebraKadabra 3
Master Cup-Zula 3
millahh 3
Prog Snob 3
Scorpion 3
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bout to crash 2
contest_sanity 2
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Jaffa 2
robwebster 2
Ruba 2
Cedar-redaC 1
chknptpie 1
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Fiery Winds 1
FlyingBIZKIT 1
Ħ 1
Jamesman 1
Lolzeez 1
Lucien 1
Pols Voice 1
Ravenheart 1
soundgarden 1
Super Star Wars 1
AngelBack 1

Quote from: Stadler on March 29, 2018, 09:11:52 AM

I don't know who those people are, but now that I'm scared of you, you win.

Don't you have at least one daughter? They are My Little Ponies.

Next scene: Rejected Mortal Kombat characters and their associated fatality maneuvers.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1399 on:** March 29, 2018, 11:10:04 AM »

Rainbow Dash - Taste the rainbow.

News: Paralyzed official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7m7l8iqGAk

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 172717 times)