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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5950 on: October 21, 2017, 04:28:17 PM »
Pictures happen when we party old man.  So it's a party shirt old man.


Old man. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5951 on: October 21, 2017, 05:13:24 PM »
Pretty sure being old is having a party shirt.  :lol When you're younger, every shirt is a party shirt! :metal
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5952 on: October 21, 2017, 05:32:58 PM »
 :lol

Seriously.   I'm Danny Glover these days.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5953 on: October 22, 2017, 05:11:27 AM »
Happy Sunday.

Looks like another gorgeous day is in store here.  Low/mid 20s, and mostly sunny.  Loving that for end-October.  CLIMATE CHANGE RULES!!!   :lol  Gonna get on the bike this morning, wash the cars this afternoon, and generally enjoy the outdoors.  Shaved our dogs yesterday (that's *not* a euphemism of any kind  :D).  That was a 3-hour adventure, as our puppy has very thick hair.

Just enjoying some tunes, a quite house, and coffee #2 at the moment.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5954 on: October 22, 2017, 05:15:08 AM »
Morning Chad! We are enjoying coffee and watching the newest episode of the Graham Norton show.  Did you know that Jeff goldbloom is 65 years old and has two young children two and a half years old? Dude give me 85 when you kids a 20 holy crap
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5955 on: October 22, 2017, 05:21:17 AM »
Dude give me 85 when you kids a 20 holy crap

That's inspired, king.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #5956 on: October 22, 2017, 05:23:04 AM »
Talk to text it still sounds pretty good. Lol just imagine having a kid though at 65 and when you're 85 he's only 20. That's just stupid.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5957 on: October 22, 2017, 05:24:17 AM »
Talk to text it still sounds pretty good.

You're on a roll today.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #5958 on: October 22, 2017, 05:26:17 AM »
 that's why I'm only going to talk to text you today. And I'm not even going to read what I say.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5959 on: October 22, 2017, 05:30:38 AM »
I'm not sure my body is prepared for this. :lol
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #5960 on: October 22, 2017, 05:31:35 AM »
  :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5961 on: October 22, 2017, 06:10:11 AM »
that's why I'm only going to talk to text you today. And I'm not even going to read what I say.

I'm not sure that's different than any other day.

Morning, folks. Sounds like you have a great Sunday planned, Chad.
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« Reply #5962 on: October 22, 2017, 06:14:34 AM »
Very true very true. I'm still not going to talk to text cuz it's fun.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5963 on: October 22, 2017, 06:27:24 AM »
, wash the cars this afternoon, 

Yeah, there's this thing called rain..

I have literally never washed my car.



We lost power last night from 9:30pm-11:15 and then again from 4:15am to 4:45.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5964 on: October 22, 2017, 06:37:53 AM »

Yeah, there's this thing called rain..

I have literally never washed my car.

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« Reply #5965 on: October 22, 2017, 06:42:04 AM »
Hah!

I mean if a bird shits on it, I can see wiping that off. But how dirty does a car get? This isn't a shot at J Boy, but I can't think of having so nothing to do that I would go outside a clean my car. The minute you drive it out of your driveway, it's dirty again. That would drive me insane. Honestly that's probably why I have never done it. I'd probably get all mental about it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5966 on: October 22, 2017, 06:44:19 AM »
What do you drive?

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« Reply #5967 on: October 22, 2017, 06:51:04 AM »
Tim lives in the Northeast and he never washes his car?  I think he's fibbing.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5968 on: October 22, 2017, 06:56:39 AM »
Yeah, but it's worse than that, King. He's implying that rain cleans cars :facepalm: therefore he never needs to wash his! I hope he doesn't apply the same logic to wiping his ass.
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« Reply #5969 on: October 22, 2017, 07:11:23 AM »
The toilet overflows at least once a week so it cleans his ass.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5970 on: October 22, 2017, 07:12:58 AM »
So I've been shitting outside all these years for nothing??


What do you drive?

I have a 2007 Kia Sedona van with 225k on it.


Tim lives in the Northeast and he never washes his car?  I think he's fibbing.

Not fibbing.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5971 on: October 22, 2017, 07:15:25 AM »

I have a 2007 Kia Sedona van with 225k on it.


Aaaaaah, that would explain it then.
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« Reply #5972 on: October 22, 2017, 07:23:47 AM »

I have a 2007 Kia Sedona van with 225k on it.


Aaaaaah, that would explain it then.

I KNEW that was coming.

I am so not into cars it's not even funny.

It's been a great vehicle. Has made probably 20 trips to Disney. Has great pickup, and is great for work if I have to transfer product.

We had a Dodge Grand Caravan, but the Sedona has so much more room, which was great for the kids on the long drives.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5973 on: October 22, 2017, 07:28:15 AM »
 I've got a 2007 Corolla but I still wash it once in awhile.

2 more years for the wife's car payment and I'm getting a Toyota Tacoma 6 cylinder 4 wheel drive.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5974 on: October 22, 2017, 07:29:51 AM »
G'morning all. Crazy busy day yesterday as I brewed two batches of beer all while what was supposed to be an hour or so of work for a technology release dragged out over about nine hours  :censored
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« Reply #5975 on: October 22, 2017, 07:34:08 AM »
Tim,

If this was your car, would you wash it?

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« Reply #5976 on: October 22, 2017, 07:35:03 AM »
Good morning guys. Sitting at the dog park and enjoying the weather.

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« Reply #5977 on: October 22, 2017, 07:36:02 AM »
G'morning all. Crazy busy day yesterday as I brewed two batches of beer all while what was supposed to be an hour or so of work for a technology release dragged out over about nine hours  :censored

And what did you brew good sir?
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« Reply #5978 on: October 22, 2017, 07:39:40 AM »
Tim,

If this was your car, would you wash it?



I might, but it sure wouldn't be with semen.  ;D







Awesome!!








would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5979 on: October 22, 2017, 07:40:43 AM »
It's been a great vehicle. Has made probably 20 trips to Disney. Has great pickup, and is great for work if I have to transfer product.

We had a Dodge Grand Caravan, but the Sedona has so much more room, which was great for the kids on the long drives.

I feel like these are appropriate responses for the 'things you can say about your car, but not your spouse' scene.

Hey, to each their own.  I love A) the time alone to clean the vehicle(s); B) nice outdoor weather; C) the feeling of driving in a clean car - inside and out. 

Yes Tim, the car gets dirty again.  By your logic however, I question whether you wash your dishes, shower (mayhap you just stand outside in the rain?), or launder your clothes ... all things that just get dirty again after being cleaned.   ;)
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« Reply #5980 on: October 22, 2017, 07:42:48 AM »
Tim = Kramer
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #5981 on: October 22, 2017, 07:44:44 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5982 on: October 22, 2017, 07:46:15 AM »
Well played sir... well played.
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« Reply #5983 on: October 22, 2017, 07:53:57 AM »
I can pictures dishes cleaned in the shower while making the salad. 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5984 on: October 22, 2017, 08:01:06 AM »
I can pictures dishes cleaned in the shower while making the salad.

I did a google image search to try and post a pic of cooking in the shower, but then I see apparently that's a Kramer reference.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol