Our across the street neighbor had been renting his house out but he's now decided to sell it, so his tenants moved out. Due to some offhand courtesy we did them some years ago, they decided to give us a parting gift: a solid oak and marble bar with two wood, brass, and leather barstools. Yeah, it weights a metric fucking ton but it's GORGEOUS....and FREE!! Thing could easily sell for $500 or more. Monday after my first day at the new job, me and three neighbors moved that fucker over into my basement. Heavy doesn't even begin to describe it. Even if we simply keep it for storage right now, it's such a beautiful piece it would look great in our next house.
Also I passed my Analytics cert, so that's down, too.