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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5740 on: October 13, 2017, 08:18:58 AM »
Chad, wut? :lol

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« Reply #5741 on: October 13, 2017, 09:14:44 AM »
Good morning peeps.

For the first time in a year, I can say TGIF.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5742 on: October 13, 2017, 09:19:10 AM »
G'morning all. Ears just stopped ringing from a last minute decision to catch Guns n Roses last night :metal
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« Reply #5743 on: October 13, 2017, 09:37:08 AM »
G'morning all. Ears just stopped ringing from a last minute decision to catch Guns n Roses last night :metal

Did it just take a little Patience?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5744 on: October 13, 2017, 09:42:23 AM »
Chad, wut? :lol

Oh good lord... don't pull a 'Tim' on me. 

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Don't make me bitch-slap you.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #5745 on: October 13, 2017, 09:45:11 AM »
Hey, I resemble that remark.




Actually, I've never seen that movie.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #5746 on: October 13, 2017, 09:46:24 AM »
I wish I hadn't seen that movie.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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« Reply #5747 on: October 13, 2017, 09:47:24 AM »
Makes you think, doesn't it?
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« Reply #5748 on: October 13, 2017, 09:53:29 AM »
Chad, wut? :lol

Oh good lord... don't pull a 'Tim' on me. 

Monty Python??
Meaning of Life??

Don't make me bitch-slap you.

Sorry to hear about King Sr.   :|

Thanks.  Right over my head like a blond. :lol
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« Reply #5749 on: October 13, 2017, 10:03:55 AM »
Makes you think, doesn't it?

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« Reply #5750 on: October 13, 2017, 11:04:31 AM »
G'morning all. Ears just stopped ringing from a last minute decision to catch Guns n Roses last night :metal

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« Reply #5751 on: October 13, 2017, 11:12:01 AM »
Makes you think, doesn't it?

Every sperm is sacred.

Makes you feel...sort of insignificant.
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« Reply #5752 on: October 13, 2017, 12:16:17 PM »
Afternoon guys. Almost time to get out of the office.

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« Reply #5753 on: October 13, 2017, 12:17:45 PM »
Howdy Reap!
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #5754 on: October 13, 2017, 01:26:22 PM »
What’s happening Jay?

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« Reply #5755 on: October 13, 2017, 02:11:08 PM »
My old supervisor came by to see how things were going.. and now I am finally sitting down to eat lunch. I'm kind of annoyed though as I just received a text from a friend / employee who was coming BACK to work for us super part time indicating that she might not be able to after all.. and her first shift is tomorrow morning.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #5756 on: October 13, 2017, 02:29:07 PM »
Jay that stuff happens all the time.  I just got a guy that his background took less than 2 weeks but when I called him to tell him he's hired he got another job.  I thought I had that position all set.  Nope.  Back to the drawing board.
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« Reply #5757 on: October 13, 2017, 02:34:39 PM »
I can't even be mad at her. She left here originally because she was picked up by our county (similarly to myself). She works in the Library System and gets bounced around between several of the small libraries with various hours. She was coming back as a favor to me. I just wish she'd give me a definite answer, since if she can't work tomorrow, I'm going to have to come in on my day off and cover.

And in other news, I have my night shift lead asking me for a Recommendation Letter. Which I put off writing until now. It's not for another job per say, but he's coach for a high school wrestling team during the day, and he got into a little bit of trouble (unrelated to the wrestling team)... and has to petition to get his coaching position back. 

I just don't know how to even start :lol

I mean... I think I have it, but still...
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #5758 on: October 13, 2017, 02:36:50 PM »
He's not as bad as Harvey Weinstein.  he only gropes girls so the boys wrestling team is safe? :lol
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« Reply #5759 on: October 13, 2017, 02:41:51 PM »
Nope. He's got a misdemeanor charge for an argument between he and his significant other. They booted off the coaching staff for obvious reasons, and now he's working on getting back in.


I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #5760 on: October 13, 2017, 02:57:18 PM »
G'morning all. Ears just stopped ringing from a last minute decision to catch Guns n Roses last night :metal

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« Reply #5761 on: October 13, 2017, 05:44:21 PM »
Evening gents

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« Reply #5762 on: October 13, 2017, 05:52:20 PM »
Evening Reap
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« Reply #5763 on: October 13, 2017, 06:00:05 PM »
What's happening Axe?

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« Reply #5764 on: October 13, 2017, 06:07:42 PM »
Not too much, home and hanging out with my cousin. We've got a bunch of beers lined up for tonight, pizza on the way, and both hockey (Devils) and baseball (Yankees) to watch.

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« Reply #5765 on: October 13, 2017, 06:15:05 PM »
I'm watching the baseball game too.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #5766 on: October 13, 2017, 06:18:10 PM »
Nothing much aside some guitar and playing some video games and beer of course

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« Reply #5767 on: October 13, 2017, 06:30:10 PM »
Nice :hat I think there may be some video games in store for us once sports are over.

I'm watching the baseball game too.

We're going primarily with hockey, baseball is for commercials and in between periods :lol
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« Reply #5768 on: October 13, 2017, 06:32:23 PM »
I need to make time for hockey, I went from having season tickets to never watching anymore.

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« Reply #5769 on: October 13, 2017, 06:46:08 PM »
Football will probably always be #1 in my heart, but I do love me some hockey.
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« Reply #5770 on: October 13, 2017, 07:15:36 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #5771 on: October 13, 2017, 07:16:35 PM »
Thanks, it took a lot of years :lol

I'm sure I would've had it a long time ago if posts weren't deleted.

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« Reply #5772 on: October 13, 2017, 07:19:50 PM »
Same here.

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #5773 on: October 13, 2017, 07:35:28 PM »


I'm watching the baseball game too.

We're going primarily with hockey, baseball is for commercials and in between periods :lol

I understand. I'm a hockey guy first. But I'm definitely a baseball guy too.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5774 on: October 13, 2017, 07:48:02 PM »
I miss Hef, I haven't seen him around these parts