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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4585 on: August 03, 2017, 11:52:35 AM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4586 on: August 03, 2017, 12:13:31 PM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4587 on: August 03, 2017, 12:15:25 PM »
Is there anyone at home?
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4588 on: August 03, 2017, 12:21:14 PM »
Dad still has cancer in his lymph node. 75% cancer comes back.  Chemo only brings it down 5% and he's to fragile to go through it.

We cross that bridge with regular check ups over the next 5 years.
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« Reply #4589 on: August 03, 2017, 12:27:10 PM »
That's tough, Joe.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4590 on: August 03, 2017, 12:52:55 PM »
Sorry to hear that

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« Reply #4591 on: August 03, 2017, 02:20:27 PM »
We'll get through.  This is all a guesstimate right now.  You never know but it is disheartening.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #4592 on: August 03, 2017, 03:24:12 PM »
Ah shit, so sorry to hear that Joe :(
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4593 on: August 04, 2017, 05:38:46 AM »
Brohug for all the Shmegland's
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4594 on: August 04, 2017, 07:12:49 AM »
Damn, Joe. Really sorry to hear that. Hoping for the best for you and your family.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4595 on: August 04, 2017, 07:23:52 AM »
Joe I'm so sorry, my thoughts will be with you and your family. If you're ever in the Charlotte area drinks and BBQ on me.

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« Reply #4596 on: August 04, 2017, 07:30:59 AM »
You know it.  It's just a shock because we were not told after the surgery.  Not that we didn't know that maybe all the cancer would be cleared but it still hits home.  So we take it one day at a time.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4597 on: August 04, 2017, 07:45:28 AM »
One day at a time, one step at time. We got you in thought, Joe. You aren't alone.
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« Reply #4598 on: August 04, 2017, 07:58:52 AM »
Thank you Andrew.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4599 on: August 04, 2017, 09:01:11 AM »
Sorry to hear Joe.

Cancer is a cunt.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #4600 on: August 05, 2017, 06:22:51 AM »
Morning everybody.  Having a coffee watching 80's music videos on demand right now.  Journey- Stone In Love from the Blue Jean network concert right now.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4601 on: August 05, 2017, 06:24:17 AM »
Morning everybody.  Having a coffee watching 80's music videos on demand right now.  Journey- Stone In Love from the Blue Jean network concert right now.

:metal Nice, What's the plan for the day? I just had leftover birthday cake, and now I'm watching scifi. Your move.
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« Reply #4602 on: August 05, 2017, 06:28:06 AM »
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My Nephews wedding at 2 pm.  Wedding cake.  Your move sucka.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #4603 on: August 05, 2017, 06:54:12 AM »
I can't out-cake you. I shouldn't even dare try.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #4604 on: August 05, 2017, 06:58:40 AM »
Morning peeps.

So.. Since my car is still not legal to drive, and my (girlfriend? Roommate? Whatever) has basically told me to fuck off when it comes to using her car to get to and from work... I got to get my ass up at 5am and hike my fat ass down through the murdery rapey ghetto to the bus station. It's not a bad walk (minus the murdery rapey part).. But I forgot that it'd be dark. 
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #4605 on: August 05, 2017, 07:13:09 AM »
I can't out-cake you. I shouldn't even dare try.


Know your place son. :lol


Jay, what's wrong with your car?
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« Reply #4606 on: August 05, 2017, 07:15:19 AM »
My registration has been expired since Feb. I've got basically $500 to pay for my registration and a parking ticket attached to it... So I had been driving her car until I had the funds.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #4607 on: August 05, 2017, 07:19:03 AM »
Damn.  Save every penny.  Without your car, you are stuck with her and you need to get away.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #4608 on: August 05, 2017, 07:20:12 AM »
I'm basically going to throw my next paycheck at it.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #4609 on: August 05, 2017, 07:22:49 AM »
Good.  It already sounds toxic there.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #4610 on: August 05, 2017, 07:26:33 AM »
She's actually calmed down a little... And things are civilish


She's given me rides a few times but has been dealing with a medical issue with a family member and really hasn't been home all week. Which helps. Lol
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #4611 on: August 05, 2017, 08:35:50 AM »
Morning everyone.

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« Reply #4612 on: August 05, 2017, 08:37:52 AM »
Hi Reap!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #4613 on: August 05, 2017, 08:38:46 AM »
Morning Reaper.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #4614 on: August 05, 2017, 08:41:11 AM »
Morning!
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #4615 on: August 05, 2017, 08:41:34 AM »
Blob, you ever get into Ben 10?
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« Reply #4616 on: August 05, 2017, 08:42:41 AM »
Blob, you ever get into Ben 10?

Nope. I don't do kid's cartoons unless it's from the '80s and has good toys. :lol
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« Reply #4617 on: August 05, 2017, 08:45:17 AM »
Blob, you ever get into Ben 10?

Nope. I don't do kid's cartoons unless it's from the '80s and has good toys. :lol

 :lol

But, but I played a Ben 10 video game and it was cool.

It's a fun series when he's a teen.  Watched it a lot with my godson over the years.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #4618 on: August 05, 2017, 08:46:31 AM »
I've watched my share of kid's cartoons with my niece over the years, but I wouldn't go out of my way to watch any cartoon unless it has the nostalgia going for it, like TMNT or Transformers.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #4619 on: August 05, 2017, 08:48:03 AM »
My nostalgia is like The Land Of The Lost, Captian Bob painting and The Superfriends from the 70's.  Old fart.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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